Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 The latest celebrity(?) to court some publicity from this little stunt is Dame Kelly Holmes, I vaguely remember her/it at the time and, I don't know about anyone else, but my suspicions were raised in 1988 by the square jawline, broad shoulders and short haircut. However she has now come out gay after keeping it 'hidden' for 34 years. Qulle surprise, but at least you've got some column inches to remind people you do still exist. You're not a Julius Francis though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Fuck! Next you'll be telling me Clare Balding is a rug muncher. Cue 'brave,courageous, leading light,trailblazer' accolades. Just another fucking publicity hunting whore bag. Being black too puts her top of every television producers list for the next programme presenting vacancy. Nice one Kelly.....oh and 'bore off' ya cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Cue 'brave, courageous, leading light, trailblazer' accolades. According to the BBC: "Several celebrities posted supportive comments, including comedian Alan Carr, professional dancer Oti Mabuse, music producer Naughty Boy, and drag queen Baga Chipz." Ah, the giants. 2 hours ago, Neil said: Just another fucking publicity hunting whore bag. Being black too puts her top of every television producers list for the next programme presenting vacancy. In the very next paragraph of the same report: "Dame Kelly said she had also filmed a documentary for ITV about helping people "live their authentic lives" - it airs later this month." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: In the very next paragraph of the same report: "Dame Kelly said she had also filmed a documentary for ITV about helping people "live their authentic lives" - it airs later this month." Thanks for the heads up, I'll make sure I'm either out or the tellies broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Far less concerned with the fanny eating, far more concerned with the spastic-talk. Hearing her speak drains my spinal fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 At least she can now count Fatima as one of her mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The latest celebrity(?) to court some publicity from this little stunt is Dame Kelly Holmes, I vaguely remember her/it at the time and, I don't know about anyone else, but my suspicions were raised in 1988 by the square jawline, broad shoulders and short haircut. However she has now come out gay after keeping it 'hidden' for 34 years. Qulle surprise, but at least you've got some column inches to remind people you do still exist. You're not a Julius Francis though. I'm genuinely surprised that old 80s slapper Sam Fox drinks from the furry cup Big Bollock. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10931825/Inside-Sam-Fox-Linda-Olsens-lavish-five-star-wedding-couple-exchange-vows-Essex.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead When the fuck did this happen? And to think I may have had a wank over Sam back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 36 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm genuinely surprised that old 80s slapper Sam Fox drinks from the furry cup Big Bollock. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10931825/Inside-Sam-Fox-Linda-Olsens-lavish-five-star-wedding-couple-exchange-vows-Essex.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead When the fuck did this happen? And to think I may have had a wank over Sam back in the day. I think that Sam Fox scissoring Linda Lusardi in 1985 was probably my greatest cerebral construct. Special mention goes to Maria Whittaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that Sam Fox scissoring Linda Lusardi in 1985 was probably my greatest cerebral construct. Special mention goes to Maria Whittaker. Kathy Lloyd was always front of the queue in my wank-bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that Sam Fox scissoring Linda Lusardi in 1985 was probably my greatest cerebral construct. Special mention goes to Maria Whittaker. The Bangles lead singer has to be in my top 5 80s ladies. Still looks good now. https://images.app.goo.gl/pYawL75WdKrg2vPP6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that Sam Fox scissoring Linda Lusardi in 1985 was probably my greatest cerebral construct. Special mention goes to Maria Whittaker. https://images.app.goo.gl/bRubZaSjo9L3Ly5s5 Seems like Eddie was slipping it a bit of length before he moved onto @Mrs Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 "Sir" Lewis Hamilton is having a cunt of a time at the moment and its fucking great to witness. He's finished behind his team mate seven out of eight races, the commentators and his own team are spending the majority of their time explaining away every single fault as the car being shite - and it is, compared to last years - but everyone just tries to silently gloss over the fact that its somehow shitter in Hamilton's hands than it is in Russell's. All they have to say is that Hamilton has very limited experience of actually driving a car that isn't completely dominant over the rest of the field, or having competitive team mates to measure himself against, whereas George Russell, not having the wow-factor of being the first bleck mang in F1 for about 30 years, had to experience and learn how to manage difficult machinery before he earned his chance in a big team. You know - instead of having all of the advantage and support of entire teams handed over to him at the start of his career because his skin colour would make him trendy? But admitting that would tarnish fifteen years of arse-licking narrative and media band-wagon jumping. I honestly think the egotistical little fruitcake has a "no criticism" clause in his contract with Mercedes - he's reached such levels of neediness that he's reverted back into his childhood and started bragging about his fastest laps on Artyon Senna's Super Monaco GP for the Sega Megadrive: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/18920014/lewis-hamilton-video-game-canada-gp-montreal/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Special mention goes to Maria Whittaker. I cannot estimate the amount of seminal fluid that I spilt over Maria's tits(figuratively speaking) but I'm sure you could have refloated the Titanic and still had gallons to spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 35 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Sir" Lewis Hamilton is having a cunt of a time at the moment and its fucking great to witness. He's finished behind his team mate seven out of eight races, the commentators and his own team are spending the majority of their time explaining away every single fault as the car being shite - and it is, compared to last years - but everyone just tries to silently gloss over the fact that its somehow shitter in Hamilton's hands than it is in Russell's. All they have to say is that Hamilton has very limited experience of actually driving a car that isn't completely dominant over the rest of the field, or having competitive team mates to measure himself against, whereas George Russell, not having the wow-factor of being the first bleck mang in F1 for about 30 years, had to experience and learn how to manage difficult machinery before he earned his chance in a big team. You know - instead of having all of the advantage and support of entire teams handed over to him at the start of his career because his skin colour would make him trendy? But admitting that would tarnish fifteen years of arse-licking narrative and media band-wagon jumping. I honestly think the egotistical little fruitcake has a "no criticism" clause in his contract with Mercedes - he's reached such levels of neediness that he's reverted back into his childhood and started bragging about his fastest laps on Artyon Senna's Super Monaco GP for the Sega Megadrive: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/18920014/lewis-hamilton-video-game-canada-gp-montreal/ He is a genuinely despicable, snidey little crybaby cunt. I hope he gets face cancer from camera flashes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: "Sir" Lewis Hamilton is having a cunt of a time at the moment and its fucking great to witness. He's finished behind his team mate seven out of eight races, the commentators and his own team are spending the majority of their time explaining away every single fault as the car being shite - and it is, compared to last years - but everyone just tries to silently gloss over the fact that its somehow shitter in Hamilton's hands than it is in Russell's. All they have to say is that Hamilton has very limited experience of actually driving a car that isn't completely dominant over the rest of the field, or having competitive team mates to measure himself against, whereas George Russell, not having the wow-factor of being the first bleck mang in F1 for about 30 years, had to experience and learn how to manage difficult machinery before he earned his chance in a big team. You know - instead of having all of the advantage and support of entire teams handed over to him at the start of his career because his skin colour would make him trendy? But admitting that would tarnish fifteen years of arse-licking narrative and media band-wagon jumping. I honestly think the egotistical little fruitcake has a "no criticism" clause in his contract with Mercedes - he's reached such levels of neediness that he's reverted back into his childhood and started bragging about his fastest laps on Artyon Senna's Super Monaco GP for the Sega Megadrive: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/18920014/lewis-hamilton-video-game-canada-gp-montreal/ RK would you kindly remind me of that snidey F1 website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, Frank said: RK would you kindly remind me of that snidey F1 website? https://en.cricfree.io/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Kathy Lloyd was always front of the queue in my wank-bank. You’ve spelled Keith Floyd wrong. Just saying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Frank said: RK would you kindly remind me of that snidey F1 website? Looks like this one could feature a classic Alonso/Hamilton feud... Alonso might have fucked his own career up the arse with a bad attitude and shitty decisions, but he still always makes it hard for the Golden Boy whenever he gets the chance, no matter what he's driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Looks like this one could feature a classic Alonso/Hamilton feud... Alonso might have fucked his own career up the arse with a bad attitude and shitty decisions, but he still always makes it hard for the Golden Boy whenever he gets the chance, no matter what he's driving. I'm not interested. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: I'm not interested. Never change, Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that Sam Fox scissoring Linda Lusardi in 1985 was probably my greatest cerebral construct. Special mention goes to Maria Whittaker. You spelt Roger Whittaker wrong 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 47 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled Keith Floyd wrong. Just saying. You're not fucking American, you've spelt spelt wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Never change, Frank. I knew he was going to do that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're not fucking American, you've spelt spelt wrong. I spelled spelled right though Buddy. Y’all have a good day now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I spelled spelled right though Buddy. Y’all have a good day now. YEEEEEE-HAAAAW! Go Big Blue! see who fucking remembers that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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