Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Wolfie you and I both know that I'm a massive Kate Bush fan. Huge. Hounds of Love is the soundtrack to my life and I'm not keen on the shit-arse youth getting on board after 35 years. What are your thoughts? She rarely sang live but what a fantastic body. Babooshka! I quite liked 'This Woman's Work' but clearly the lyrics are all fabricated bullshit, with the exception of Ming obviously, she's still getting defrosted and set to 'work' even though she's dead, or so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: Wolfie you and I both know that I'm a massive Kate Bush fan. Huge. Hounds of Love is the soundtrack to my life and I'm not keen on the shit-arse youth getting onboard after 35 years. What are your thoughts? She rarely sang live but what a fantastic body. Babooshka! Hounds of Love did for me. Particularly when somebody posted a video of the song on a montage from the film 'Gone to Earth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I quite liked 'This Woman's Work' but clearly the lyrics are all fabricated bullshit, with the exception of Ming obviously, she's still getting defrosted and set to 'work' even though she's dead, or so I've heard. Do you recall the very last words she whispered to me CB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I quite liked 'This Woman's Work' but clearly the lyrics are all fabricated bullshit, with the exception of Ming obviously, she's still getting defrosted and set to 'work' even though she's dead, or so I've heard. She's experiencing a sudden rise in popularity because one of her wank, warbly-voiced tunes made it into a shit Netflix show that feeds off the novelty of American nostalgia, making the barely conscious, brainwashed masses aware of her existence for a fleeting moment in time. (Kate Bush, not Ming). It happens every time a new piece of media uses an old song from the before times when "The Message" didn't penetrate the very being of existence, offering a short respite from being shouted at by overly-aggressive black people and mumbling teenagers that pass as music these days. She'll be forgotten again as soon as the producers of the next vaguely entertaining show or film dig through their mam's collection of records to find a catchy tune to splice over an exciting moment. Same thing happened to Juice Newton's "Angel of the Morning" when it appeared in Deadpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It happens every time a new piece of media uses an old song from the before times when "The Message" didn't penetrate the very being of existence, offering a short respite from being shouted at by overly-aggressive black people and mumbling teenagers that pass as music these days. I remember quite a good cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit from Black Widow a few years back. But it’s generally a shitty TV phenomenon, and quite off putting for those of us well past puberty. It’s exemplified by some teenage bedwetters getting all excited when Gingerbollocks Sheehan did a new song for the 2012 Olympics, which was obviously a reworked version of Wish you Were Here by Pink Floyd. I damn near broke the TV that night. Kate Bush can kiss my arse, the screechy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I remember quite a good cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit from Black Widow a few years back. But it’s generally a shitty TV phenomenon, and quite off putting for those of us well past puberty. It’s exemplified by some teenage bedwetters getting all excited when Gingerbollocks Sheehan did a new song for the 2012 Olympics, which was obviously a reworked version of Wish you Were Here by Pink Floyd. I damn near broke the TV that night. Kate Bush can kiss my arse, the screechy cunt. You don't me that, LCS. Take a look at this and come back to me in the morning.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 There's a certain familiarity to her dancing style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: Do you recall the very last words she whispered to me CB? She looked up with her one good eye and said... 'pwaan cwacker fwang' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank said: Do you recall the very last words she whispered to me CB? "That things thinner than your spindly legs, keep it away from me" I'm guessing here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: "That things thinner than your spindly legs, keep it away from me" I'm guessing here. Lol lol LOL! Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 7 hours ago, Frank said: Wolfie you and I both know that I'm a massive Kate Bush fan. Huge. Hounds of Love is the soundtrack to my life and I'm not keen on the shit-arse youth getting on board after 35 years. What are your thoughts? She rarely sang live but what a fantastic body. Babooshka! She's wonderful – spiritually, sexually, musically. What a beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I quite liked 'This Woman's Work' but clearly the lyrics are all fabricated bullshit, with the exception of Ming obviously, she's still getting defrosted and set to 'work' even though she's dead, or so I've heard. Now, what was it @Ape™️ said recently about posting drivel? This is absolutely fucking piss-poor, though not quite as much as 'Bugger King'. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Now, what was it @Ape™️ said recently about posting drivel? This is absolutely fucking piss-poor, though not quite as much as 'Bugger King'. Idiot. You can be Paul Chuckle as Barry Chuckle was the one who actually looked like an Ape. Chuck off. Edited June 19, 2022 by Cunty BigBollox Too Wolfie, too Ape, too Wolfie, too Ape etc... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You can be Paul Chuckle as Barry Chuckle was the one who actually looked like an Ape. Chuck off. Fucking Christ. For your own benefit, shut up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You can be Paul Chuckle as Barry Chuckle was the one who actually looked like an Ape. Chuck off. “Too Wolfie, too Ape, too Wolfie, too Ape etc…” - you absolute fucking bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: “Too Wolfie, too Ape, too Wolfie, too Ape etc…” - you absolute fucking bellend. Rattled. Ape and Wolfie sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, (each others knobs, obviously) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 On 19/06/2022 at 13:27, Frank said: Do you recall the very last words she whispered to me CB? I’m really cccccold FFFFFwank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 On 18/06/2022 at 22:22, Wolfie said: Is this it? Get back on the budget cider – I might have more respect for your comments. Boring pussy. @Wolfie come on outside and show yourself and bring that filthy slobbering alpaca with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: @Wolfie come on outside and show yourself and bring that filthy slobbering alpaca with you. Alpacas... Wolfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Frank said: Alpacas... Wolfie? I think they're implying that Stringfellow Hawk is an Alpaca or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 Ralph The Wonder Llama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 On 19/06/2022 at 21:23, Wolfie said: Fucking Christ. For your own benefit, shut up. Your silence is deafening... you alpaca-spitting shyster short-arsed gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 5 hours ago, Frank said: Your silence is deafening... you alpaca-spitting shyster short-arsed gimp. Do that again. Fucking dreadful and an uncomfortable read. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 On 19/06/2022 at 15:20, Eric Cuntman said: She looked up with her one good eye and said... 'pwaan cwacker fwang' I miss those halcyon days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 23 hours ago, Frank said: Your silence is deafening... you alpaca-spitting shyster short-arsed gimp. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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