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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My resident hedgehog, Sonic, is like a little spiky Neil. Any female that comes into the garden gets circled, jumped on and impregnated.

Sonic is an anagram of Nicos an Albanian drug dealer  I’ve never bought any drugs from.

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11 minutes ago, ProfB said:

SORRY. xxx

UK hot weather forecast: 90F blistering Spanish heatwave to roast Britain in DAYS. Read that at Daily Express online Sat 11th, I think their astrologer Rubbish Grant predicted it.

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VLADIMIR PUTIN was given "urgent medical assistance" for an unknown illness earlier this week, Kremlin insiders have claimed.

He’s been cursed.

Funny how we can post about Putin on the corner, but not Bec*ham - Mrs Roots deletes it. Mind you, I never post anything complimentary about him, because I don’t like him & his tats & never will. Even my bestie Big Kazza says he looks like a twat.

Big Kazza is out on another date, she told me all I needed to know about ‘JAMES’ who she was with last night.

It's Bri tonight - a plumber.

Love ProfBxxx

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2 minutes ago, ProfB said:

UK hot weather forecast: 90F blistering Spanish heatwave to roast Britain in DAYS. Read that at Daily Express online Sat 11th, I think their astrologer Rubbish Grant predicted it.

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VLADIMIR PUTIN was given "urgent medical assistance" for an unknown illness earlier this week, Kremlin insiders have claimed.

He’s been cursed.

Funny how we can post about Putin on the corner, but not Bec*ham - Mrs Roots deletes it. Mind you, I never post anything complimentary about him, because I don’t like him & his tats & never will. Even my bestie Big Kazza says he looks like a twat.

Big Kazza is out on another date, she told me all I needed to know about ‘JAMES’ who she was with last night.

It's Bri tonight - a plumber.

Love ProfBxxx

David Beckham is a stupid fucking squeaky voiced, stupendously thick cunt. And his wife is a talentless anorexic dullard. Their children are vacuous fucking parasitic shitcunts. 

I'll be in trouble now.

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

David Beckham is a stupid fucking squeaky voiced, stupendously thick cunt. And his wife is a talentless anorexic dullard. Their children are vacuous fucking parasitic shitcunts. 

I'll be in trouble now.

They'd make passable cat food. Cheap cat food - not the stuff you buy too often, just the 50p a can stuff you get when you're waiting for payday to come around. Everyone has some worth.

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23 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

They'd make passable cat food. Cheap cat food - not the stuff you buy too often, just the 50p a can stuff you get when you're waiting for payday to come around. Everyone has some worth.

Roadie baby..yer the people's poet

UNRPENTANTFENIANPANZERMURPHYBAZTURD 

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On 13/06/2022 at 21:19, Eric Cuntman said:

David Beckham is a stupid fucking squeaky voiced, stupendously thick cunt. And his wife is a talentless anorexic dullard. Their children are vacuous fucking parasitic shitcunts. 

I'll be in trouble now.

I love Eric XXXXXXXXXX Eric I love xxxxxxxxXXXXxxxx

He's soo honest & tells it like it is

Team ERIC XXXX

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