ProfB Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 🦊 off, breaking my flower heads off. Storm Alex caused a piss down in Florida over the weekend, now about to attack the UK. Cuntage - 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, ProfB said: 🦊 off, breaking my flower heads off. Storm Alex caused a piss down in Florida over the weekend, now about to attack the UK. Cuntage - 😡 I hope the baby doves nesting in my garden have flown off before their nest gets wrecked. The hedgehogs have got a bunker so they're alright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 50 minutes ago, ProfB said: . Storm Alex caused a piss down in Florida over the weekend, We can only hope and pray that Micky Mouse suffered a direct lightning strike and the entire Disneyland/World (can’t be arsed to check which is right) shitshow has been reduced to ashes along with the thousands of paedo wankers who worked there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: paedo wankers who worked there. Did Scrooge McDuck bum you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did Scrooge McDuck bum you? It’s a police matter so I can’t comment about it at the moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s a police matter so I can’t comment about it at the moment. Duck - Old bill... very good.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Duck - Old bill... very good.  It was a West Indian Duck wot did it so the filth will probably be frightened of being accused of institutional racism and take the easy option ie say I was wearing a mini skirt and soliciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 15 hours ago, King Billy said: I was wearing a mini skirt and soliciting. Nothing unusual about that, no blame or provocation attached, it could happen to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did Scrooge McDuck bum you? Probably knocked him payment wise. Looks like he's still holding the resentment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 WIND speed? fart speed? I live next door to a couple of old farts. Love ProfB xxx PS fanny farts, 👑 Billy knows all about them.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 I have a bumper crop of broad beans growing: beans contain raffinose, a type of fibre that can lead to digestive problems  - that means your bum hole explodes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Un-civil Servant said: You mean an anal prolapse? No, jesus no: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 4 hours ago, cunt said: Nothing unusual about that, no blame or provocation attached, it could happen to anyone. I m not going to report you for quoting out of context. There’s enough grasses on here already. And it’s only Roops’s latest dubious interpretation of the rules anyway. If I’d done it however? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 52 minutes ago, ProfB said: Â - that means your bum hole explodes. A suicide bummer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: A suicide bummer? 🤠👑 Billy is soo funny xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: A suicide bummer? Stealth Bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, ProfB said: 🤠👑 Billy is soo funny xxx "funny". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: "funny". Yes, I enjoy reading 👑 Billy's posts, he can be hilarious. He's chilled & rarely gets hot under the collar. You used to be Penelope dead, now alive - what's the difference, you are still a total bore.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: Yes, I enjoy reading 👑 Billy's posts, he can be hilarious. He's chilled & rarely gets hot under the collar. You used to be Penelope dead, now alive - what's the difference, you are still a total bore.  And you are still dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope the baby doves nesting in my garden have flown off before their nest gets wrecked. The hedgehogs have got a bunker so they're alright. Plain cement or with steel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: And you are still dead. NO. Forum viewers can tell you are an insane old 🦇 & ProfB is lovable. XXX PS & you are really an unhinged bloke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Fanny farts: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Plain cement or with steel? Tree roots covered in twigs and compost type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tree roots covered in twigs and compost type shit. The sort of place all Neil’s lady friends end up after their first date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: The sort of place all Neil’s lady friends end up after their first date. My resident hedgehog, Sonic, is like a little spiky Neil. Any female that comes into the garden gets circled, jumped on and impregnated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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