Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 She's probably sitting at home saying "Why are all these darkies singing this jungle music?" Well Lizzie, this is what's happened since you first sat on the throne. If you'd have listened to Enoch we'd be listening to James Taylor and the like, instead the quota has had to be reached by wheeling out all this bollocks. Even Ed Sheeran would be a welcome relief to this fucking shite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Fuck off Neil, you misanthropic gimp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off Neil, you misanthropic gimp. Calm down Ape, Elton will be on stage soon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Hamilton has changed colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Neil said: She's probably sitting at home saying "Why are all these darkies singing this jungle music?" Well Lizzie, this is what's happened since you first sat on the throne. If you'd have listened to Enoch we'd be listening to James Taylor and the like, instead the quota has had to be reached by wheeling out all this bollocks. Even Ed Sheeran would be a welcome relief to this fucking shite. I'm in the pub with the sound turned down and all I can see is Dave Benson-Phillips dressed like a ringmaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, Neil said: She's probably sitting at home saying "Why are all these darkies singing this jungle music?" I tell you what I'm wondering, why 78% of the British population still supports a medieval institution when most of the civilised world has recognised that supreme power held by an inbred, tiny monarchy is utterly fucking ridiculous. I'd rather a freely elected, black UK president than some privileged German cunt as head of state, who wields power purely because she was spunked out of the bollocks of another overly privileged German cunt. Shove your Union Jack up your fucking arse, you flag waving, utter fucking imbecile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: She's probably sitting at home saying "Why are all these darkies singing this jungle music?" Well Lizzie, this is what's happened since you first sat on the throne. If you'd have listened to Enoch we'd be listening to James Taylor and the like, instead the quota has had to be reached by wheeling out all this bollocks. Even Ed Sheeran would be a welcome relief to this fucking shite. It's a shame for the rest of us you live within walking distance of a Spar local. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I tell you what I'm wondering, why 78% of the British population still supports a medieval institution when most of the civilised world has recognised that supreme power held by an inbred, tiny monarchy is utterly fucking ridiculous. I'd rather a freely elected, black UK president than some privileged German cunt as head of state, who wields power purely because she was spunked out of the bollocks of another overly privileged German cunt. Shove your Union Jack up your fucking arse, you flag waving, utter fucking imbecile. Well ducks i find myself in full agreement with that, apart from telling Neil to shove a flag up his arse, i mean, we don't want him to enjoy himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 What a cluster of fuck. Makes you proud to be Afric.......oops I mean British 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd rather a freely elected, black UK president VOTE DAVID LAMMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in the pub with the sound turned down The speakers will be in the Transit in the car park. The one with loads of blokes fighting beside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Oh dear Rod, who dug this cunt up? Flat as a fucking pancake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: The speakers will be in the Transit in the car park. The one with loads of blokes fighting beside it. This is a typical country village. We don't have blokes fighting round here I'll have you know. Sheep buggering yes. Blokes fighting, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Not sure about 'Sweet Caroline' more like 'Sweet baby fucking Jesus' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Just now, Neil said: Not sure about 'Sweet Caroline' more like 'Sweet baby fucking Jesus' Rod appears to have already died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Duran Duran ,so shit they named them twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is a typical country village. We don't have blokes fighting round here I'll have you know. Sheep buggering yes. Blokes fighting, no. Sheep buggering is the least of your worries if you live in a typical English country village. The imminent arrival of thousands of 6’ bearded children to your peaceful haven will quickly see child rape, beheadings and blasphemy top the crime list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Duran Duran ,so shit they named them twice It was the scientist out of Barbarella. You wouldn't have got past the opening credits where Jane Fonda gets her kit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 39 minutes ago, Neil said: Duran Duran ,so shit they named them twice Come on Neil, why don't you like them? Is there something I should know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come on Neil, why don't you like them? Is there something I should know? I’ve begrudgingly given you a like for this dreadful post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 Frank - are you a fan of the Duran Duran song “Rio”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come on Neil, why don't you like them? Is there something I should know? Simon Le Bon Bon ,so sweet they named him twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Frank - are you a fan of the Duran Duran song “Rio”? He's still in mourning for Vangellis cashing in his chips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Frank - are you a fan of the Duran Duran song “Rio”? I had frank down as more of a village people fan myself. He often whistles “In the Navy” as he waits for the next ship of arse craving sailors to dock. The man’s a fucking raving poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Frank - are you a fan of the Duran Duran song “Rio”? I don't know, ape. I'm watching this thing and I'm completely beside myself. The palace looks like some gaudy Vegas set, there's blacks everywhere, and I feel sick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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