Neil Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Yeah? And my pricks a bloater. Lying fucking paedo cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 The cuntbrain tested positive for nonceid long ago. Don't sweat it randy andy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 He lost his sense of taste when he shot his beans up Fergies rusty snatch. In fact I don't think I've ever met anyone who has even wanted to get near to a ginger lady garden, they're fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 That's a good excuse for his absense fom the weekend's festivities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He lost his sense of taste when he shot his beans up Fergies rusty snatch. In fact I don't think I've ever met anyone who has even wanted to get near to a ginger lady garden, they're fucking disgusting. 'Fergie's Rusty Snatch' sounds like a real ale from Wiltshire. "A pint of Fergies Rusty Snatch please barman, arrrrrr!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He lost his sense of taste when he shot his beans up Fergies rusty snatch. In fact I don't think I've ever met anyone who has even wanted to get near to a ginger lady garden, they're fucking disgusting. Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "A pint of Fergies Rusty Snatch please barman, arrrrrr!". "Sorry, its only possible to serve that by the gallon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? Dense little twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 He's too thick to have formulated any kind of plan himself, so I suspect the Queen's press office played the covid card to ensure there are no distractions or risk of booing from the public to tar such a memorable occasion. If he actually has covid, perhaps he'll sweat it out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? Just you it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 27 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? I’m with you, patsy palmer, Nichole Kidman, Stacy Dooley and my favourite Roops. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m with you, patsy palmer, Nichole Kidman, Stacy Dooley and my favourite Roops. Ed Sheehan and Chris Evans lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ed Sheehan and Chris Evans lol 'Ed Sheehan'. You've really got your finger on the pulse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m with you, patsy palmer, Nichole Kidman, Stacy Dooley and my favourite Roops. 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? It pains me to say it but I find myself agreeing with some of the ginger vibe. Isla Fisher has always been an absolute spunker, and a young Nicole Kidman (Dead Calm) was very tasty indeed. As for Roops' rusty carpet, I suspect the flash of red in her avatar is a wig and a play on her Celticism, and what lies below wouldn't look out of place on Harnaam Kaur's chin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, Wolfie said: It pains me to say it but I find myself agreeing with some of the ginger vibe. Isla Fisher has always been an absolute spunker, and a young Nicole Kidman (Dead Calm) was very tasty indeed. As for Roops' rusty carpet, I suspect the flash of red in her avatar is a wig and a play on Celticism, and what lies beneath wouldn't look out of place on Harnaam Kaur's chin. But the criticism was of their gungas not their general attractiveness. My first shag was a ging. Nice looking girl, clout like splattered red squirrel. Smelt similar come to think of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: But the criticism was of their gungas not their general attractiveness. My first shag was a ging. Nice looking girl, clout like splattered red squirrel. Smelt similar come to think of it. You’re better off at the Zoo…breaking in after Midnight with a tub of lard and kitchen accessories… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re better off at the Zoo…breaking in after Midnight with a tub of lard and kitchen accessories… lol. You seem to have intimate knowledge of such behaviour. Edited June 3, 2022 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: 'Ed Sheehan'. You've really got your finger on the pulse. God knows where your finger is…unless you have a large Peccary on your lap… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Nice looking girl, clout like splattered red squirrel. Smelt similar come to think of it Why did you smelt her DC? Were her sausage fingers and multiple chins so huge that it was the only way her gold sovereign rings and belcher chain were ever going to be cashed in for scrap value at the pawn shop, after you’d caved her skull in with a half brick, post coitous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: God knows where your finger is…unless you have a large Peccary on your lap… lol. Reported for insinuating bestiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My first shag was a ging You’ve spelled mong wrong DC. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Why did you smelt her DC? Were her sausage fingers and multiple chins so huge that it was the only way her gold sovereign rings and belcher chain were ever going to be cashed in for scrap value at the pawn shop, after you’d caved her skull in with a half brick, post coitous. It was either a spelling mistake or a reference to the small fish that her copper quim stunk of. Anyway…it’s ‘coitus.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Reported for insinuating bestiality. You could be close to offspring with a Peccary.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled mong wrong DC. Lol. She may have had a touch of that if I’m being honest. Slightly small, oriental looking and gagging for it. Oh…and she went ‘down’ on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? Bollocks to them ones. The definitive gingers are: Stefanie Powers Marilu Henner (norks) Gillian Anderson (90s) There's another one that I can't remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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