ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was dead. There's name for doing it to dead things, are you sure it was legal Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: There's name for doing it to dead things, are you sure it was legal Eric? Sometimes people die during sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: There's name for doing it to dead things, are you sure it was legal Eric? I'm only teasing you ProfB. I haven't really raped a polar bear. And if I did, I would kill it first. Otherwise it would probably bite me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: Sometimes people die during sex. Pity a certain ewe didn’t eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm only teasing you ProfB. I haven't really raped a polar bear. And if I did, I would kill it first. Otherwise it would probably bite me. Phew - I thought you had done it, I started googling because I thought you might have done something wrong. I was going to text Spotto 7 ask him to delete your confession - what a relief you was just teasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Don't black squares matter? I’ve never despised anyone on here until now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Pity a certain ewe didn’t eh? I've never had sex, because of the dangers. My Bestie, Big Kazza has had loads of sex, she once thought it could help her lose weight, but it's a myth, her peachy bum, got pinched a few weeks ago in Homebame as I've already shared with corner members & viewers. She's on a first date tonight, with a Kev the Rev (a biker) - will text her tomorrow AM & ask her to spill. I love it when she shares her pics of her conquests tackle, got a special folder on my computer in fact, 23 pics are in it, 5 are from the same guy - Tone. Kazza once dated a wagon driver who weighed 19 + stone, he even had fat balls, photos 7 & 8. Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’ve never despised anyone on here until now. Black is mystical, magical & mysterious... black is the new white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 21:30, Eric Cuntman said: It was dead. Don't polar bears eat public schoolboys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Crockery? I use China you lower-middle class oik. Fertile, untapped ground for buggery is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fertile, untapped ground for buggery is it? Bollock breath 🧘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well thanks for that Barry fucking Norman. And don’t fret, I’ll be back on that Qantas flight soon enough to escape the forelock-tugging wankers like your good self as they mewl gratefully for table scraps. Your beloved Government, the one who delivered the Brexit I remember you being so heartily in favour of, You seem to suffer from what the distinguished philosopher, Avishai Margalit (an Israeli by the way) calls “revisionist memory”. You resemble a child thrashing about trying to justify his naive stupid behaviour. I have noted your paedophile inferences……..once again an indication of an idiot trying to shut somebody up. I could report you for breaking the rules but as Mr Roops hates me even more than you do I won’t bother. Yes, I get special Spaz rates at the Brixton Ritzy so I see all the latest films. It’s something to do innit? Close the door on your way out Skippy and fuck off while you’re doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: I've never had sex, because of the dangers. My Bestie, Big Kazza has had loads of sex, she once thought it could help her lose weight, but it's a myth, her peachy bum, got pinched a few weeks ago in Homebame as I've already shared with corner members & viewers. She's on a first date tonight, with a Kev the Rev (a biker) - will text her tomorrow AM & ask her to spill. I love it when she shares her pics of her conquests tackle, got a special folder on my computer in fact, 23 pics are in it, 5 are from the same guy - Tone. Kazza once dated a wagon driver who weighed 19 + stone, he even had fat balls, photos 7 & 8. Love ProfB xxx The dog shit facade that you've created has just lost the last vestiges of its credibility, not that it had much in the first place. My guess is that your back doors have been smashed in by more BBC than Punker's. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 hours ago, ProfB said: Sometimes people die during sex. Before sex more often I’ve found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Before sex more often I’ve found. Does it happen to you a lot 👑 Billy? I never knew you was so unlucky. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I raped a polar bear. Extra skill points for acquiring the necessary purchase on the ice, Eric. Those tiny icebergs can be a bugger to keep still. Chapeau. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 10 hours ago, ProfB said: Black is mystical, magical & mysterious... black is the new white. Not when it comes to black sheep, it's not. They're still regarded as worthless pieces of flesh and bone. Are you black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not when it comes to black sheep, it's not. They're still regarded as worthless pieces of flesh and bone. Are you black? NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, ProfB said: NO. You're a white virgin... in Norfolk!?!? You must be some sort of wicker-man burning high priestess, or very likely to be kidnapped by devil worshippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 18 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Don't they eat public schoolboys? Do you think Ricky Gervais should be cancelled for the jokes he made in his new Netflix special? Or would it be better to just incinerate anyone claiming to be a ‘woman’ while packing an appendage down below that could choke a donkey? Thoughts please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're a white virgin... in Norfolk!?!? You must be some sort of wicker-man burning high priestess, or very likely to be kidnapped by devil worshippers. When Neil eventually gets apprehended (they all do), The tabloids will probably call him ‘The Knicker Man’ when his extensive collection of ‘trophies’ is discovered under his floorboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're a white virgin... in Norfolk!?!? You must be some sort of wicker-man burning high priestess, or very likely to be kidnapped by devil worshippers. I use a pseudonym on the corner, so the devil worshippers won't grab me while I am kipping. They do rub their hands at my sort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: When Neil eventually gets apprehended (they all do), The tabloids will probably call him ‘The Knicker Man’ when his extensive collection of ‘trophies’ is discovered under his floorboards. What the dickens are you on about 👑 Billie? Are you trying to crack a funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: I use a pseudonym on the corner, so the devil worshippers won't grab me while I am kipping. They do rub their hands at my sort. Are you a witch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a witch? 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a witch? YES 🧙♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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