camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Suicide would be your best option. Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if i please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck me, Bill. Sinn Fein have put the fear of the Holy Spirit into you haven’t they? Snuggling up to a Catholic…I never thought I’d see the day. It maybe time to change your name/avatar and burn your bowler hat & sash. He'll only have one club. He only needs one to bash the living shit out of punkers in the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 6 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I'd be happy with a half-decent pushbike. Ye get me, kidda? How's it going Benny ? Been awhile since i have seen you on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Pen is at least 390 years old, so he’s had a good innings, and if that’s not enough there’s also his massive hideous deformity which should be enough to rubber stamp the procedure. And anyway I’m only against human abortion, so he’s not really relevant. I don't think Pen's quite as old as that, Bill, despite having lots of miles on the cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I don't think Pen's quite as old as that, Bill, despite having lots of miles on the cock. Carbon dating is probably the only way his age will ever be accurately discovered. But the words Pen and dating don’t look right anywhere near each other, so he’ll probably fade into legend like Bigfoot or the Cock Ness monster in a few hundred more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He'll only have one club. He only needs one to bash the living shit out of punkers in the car park. Big Bertha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: How's it going Benny ? Been awhile since i have seen you on here. He was having trouble connecting his Fisher Price activity centre to the internet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, Wolfie said: despite having lots of miles on the cock. Lots of piles a couple of inches behind his cock probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was having trouble connecting his Fisher Price activity centre to the internet. His Plasticine keyboard is probably playing up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Brilliant..etc. Has the imaginary Ukrainian arrived yet? 27th was supposed to be the day. Fucking idiot. Lol lol LOL. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Has the imaginary Ukrainian arrived yet? 27th was supposed to be the day. Fucking idiot. Lol lol LOL. I can report that he arrived, bang on schedule. After being shown to his new room, he absconded the same night and subsequently sent an email saying there's no fucking way he'll live in a shithole like Liverpool. He's making his way back to Mariupol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Has the imaginary Ukrainian arrived yet? 27th was supposed to be the day. Fucking idiot. Lol lol LOL. I'm afraid I'm with Ape on this, @Dyslexic cnut. I smell more than a whiff of bullshit, as much as 95%. In the unlikely event the remaining 5% is true, I hope it's a stunning blonde – a Slavic criminal named Igor who's on the run (exempt from fighting because of mental illness) who, within 10 days, will be stealing bacon from the fridge and rifling through your wife's knicker drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm afraid I'm with Ape on this, @Dyslexic cnut. I smell more than a whiff of bullshit, as much as 95%. In the unlikely event the remaining 5% is true, I hope it's a stunning blonde – a Slavic criminal named Igor who's on the run (exempt from fighting because of mental illness) who, within 10 days, will be stealing bacon from the fridge and rifling through your wife's knicker drawer. I misread that as "stealing bacon from your wife's knicker drawer"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Has the imaginary Ukrainian arrived yet? 27th was supposed to be the day. Fucking idiot. Lol lol LOL. It arrived at 1230hrs on a Ryanair flight from Budapest. It’s here now. Not as rough as I thought, Uncle Ape., perhaps it was unphotogenic. Standby for further reports, going forward, and please enjoy a Skydrol martini…grease monkey cunt. There’s a tray table knackered at 43c…sort it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I misread that as "stealing bacon from your wife's knicker drawer"... I would be relieved if my refugee had been stealing bacon. I wouldnt want to be harbouring any jihadi sleepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm afraid I'm with Ape on this, @Dyslexic cnut. I smell more than a whiff of bullshit, as much as 95%. In the unlikely event the remaining 5% is true, I hope it's a stunning blonde – a Slavic criminal named Igor who's on the run (exempt from fighting because of mental illness) who, within 10 days, will be stealing bacon from the fridge and rifling through your wife's knicker drawer. All sycophantic toadiness aside, Wolf. You’re wrong. She’s here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It arrived at 1230hrs on a Ryanair flight from Budapest. It’s here now. Not as rough as I thought, Uncle Ape., perhaps it was unphotogenic. Standby for further reports, going forward, and please enjoy a Skydrol martini…grease monkey cunt. There’s a tray table knackered at 43c…sort it. She smiled at you and now you're in love. Dopey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: All sycophantic toadiness aside, Wolf. You’re wrong. She’s here. Is it as bad as it looked in the pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I misread that as "stealing bacon from your wife's knicker drawer"... Still, better than sniffing bacon in his wife's knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Is it as bad as it looked in the pictures? You wouldn’t be high-fiving your mates, coming out of her bedroom, however…I would swap it for the wife. Rock hard tits and a fanny like a mouse’s ear (no kids.) Advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It arrived at 1230hrs on a Ryanair flight from Budapest. It’s here now. Not as rough as I thought, Uncle Ape., perhaps it was unphotogenic. Standby for further reports, going forward, and please enjoy a Skydrol martini…grease monkey cunt. There’s a tray table knackered at 43c…sort it. Let's assume this is true for a moment. How many hidden cameras did you install in the bathroom and his bedroom and has he sexually assaulted your dog yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Goober said: Still, better than sniffing bacon in his wife's knickers. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Reported. Why? I can see that might be offensive if she's Jewish... Would mutton be OK? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Goober said: Let's assume this is true for a moment. How many hidden cameras did you install in the bathroom and his bedroom and has he sexually assaulted your dog yet? Cynical old cunt. Three peep holes covertly drilled, one on her bog seat. ‘Cameras?’ weird deviant twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Let's assume this is true for a moment. How many hidden cameras did you install in the bathroom and his bedroom and has he sexually assaulted your dog yet? No, let’s assume it’s more bullshit from an attention-seeking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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