King Billy Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, Goober said: Twat All I’ve ever done is try to be nice to you and this is the sort of hateful abuse you hurl at me. It’s OK though. I know you don’t mean it. If I thought you actually knew from personal experience what a twat was I’d be disappointed to say the least. No need to apologise this time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was me, collecting conkers in Danson Park while you were waiting for Eddie. You crafty old bastard Eric, that's it !! That's why i never saw Ed, he was hiding up a fucking tree with shingles..i mean vaccine reaction...sorry i mean monkey-pox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: You crafty old bastard Eric, that's it !! That's why i never saw Ed, he was hiding up a fucking tree with shingles..i mean vaccine reaction...sorry i mean monkey-pox. I got some really good conkers too. One of them is a 27er. Although I did scoop the yellowy bit out of the middle and replaced it with Araldite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got some really good conkers too. One of them is a 27er. Although I did scoop the yellowy bit out of the middle and replaced it with Araldite. Does this trump the ‘vinegar-soaked then baked’ tactic, E? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Does this trump the ‘vinegar-soaked then baked’ tactic, E? Yeah. That's for wanker kids with Mr Byrite trousers and Happy Shopper football boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Like the missing f? Didn’t the deviant teachers at your imaginary private school have the time to teach you to spell 3 letter words correctly, or was bumming your backside the only subject on the timetable? Lol. @King Billy, I'm surprised at you for putting up a post like that, what with your upbringing. Does Kincora House mean anything to you. You claim to play the flute, is that a Mountbatten pink type? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2022 Report Share Posted June 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @King Billy, I'm surprised at you for putting up a post like that, what with your upbringing. Does Kincora House mean anything to you. You claim to play the flute, is that a Mountbatten pink type? As you well know Withers, us Orangemen are renowned for our pragmatism and willingness to change. So it won’t come as a surprise to you I’m sure, to learn that I’ve sold my bowler and flute on eBay, purchased a very fetching fez and the only musical instrument, pink or otherwise which passes my lips presently, is a beautiful antique Moroccan pungi which I’ve been enthralling the public with and who’ve been extremely generous, I might add, snake charming outside Finsbury Park mosque every day. Allah Akbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 13:54, camberwell gypsy said: Frank has died 3 times from AIDS! He's had cancer multiple times. Didn’t Frank’s cancer die of AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Didn’t Frank’s cancer die of AIDS? No, they both rejected him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Didn’t Frank’s cancer die of AIDS? He had it cauterised at a tattoo parlour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No, they both rejected him. I’m sure that as soon as Frank can extricate his Monkeypox ridden maggot from Punkapes gangrenous rectum, he’ll be making what he thinks is a triumphant return here, in a sort of self imagined post war De Gaulle fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 I see that Monkey Pox is to get a new name .. I was thinking something like Prince Andrew might be apt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: I see that Monkey Pox is to get a new name .. I was thinking something like Prince Andrew might be apt. Chicken Pox would be more suited to his age demographic... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 What with the WHO (totally trustable 🤥) recently declaring Spunkypox a ‘global health emergency’, even though it’s members voted against this course of action, then Joe Biden quickly following his orders which magically arrive on his teleprompter, and priming the US public to get ready for the next wave of ‘killer virus’ fearmongering lockdowns and shutting down the country, it’s almost like it’s election time again. Oh that’s right it is. Mid-terms already and the corrupt, ballot cheating, white hating, baby murdering, Marxist fanatics on the left hand side, realising that they’re about to lose the house and the senate, are rolling out their ‘deadly pandemic’ (how to steal another election) strategy. The Spunkypox virus, passed on by filthy deviant bumchuggers to other similarly inclined perverts , is according to Dr Tedros the head propagandist at the WHO (more than likely a rampant chugger himself) extremely dangerous (16 deaths worldwide the last time I heard). But equally dangerous he said, which ‘must not be allowed’ is any discrimination or blame directed at the superchuggers, who are spreading the latest bioweapon at ‘Pride’ events (mass bender orgies and cock sucking competitions) around the world. Yippee! it’s lockdown season soon. I’ve got a big box of arse masks opened and ready for Dr Hilary’s instruction to ‘mask up, top and bottom, sanitise my hands and ringpiece, get back behind the sofa for another couple of years and wait for the new vaccine rollout. 😷💉🐑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 13:50, Hammer of Cunts said: It's just another false alarm; it'll just fizzle out and affect the rest of us as much as AIDS has Has Aids affected you HOC? @Frank can offer some sound advice in proceeding forward with your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2022 Report Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: What with the WHO (totally trustable 🤥) recently declaring Spunkypox a ‘global health emergency’, even though it’s members voted against this course of action, then Joe Biden quickly following his orders which magically arrive on his teleprompter, and priming the US public to get ready for the next wave of ‘killer virus’ fearmongering lockdowns and shutting down the country, it’s almost like it’s election time again. Oh that’s right it is. Mid-terms already and the corrupt, ballot cheating, white hating, baby murdering, Marxist fanatics on the left hand side, realising that they’re about to lose the house and the senate, are rolling out their ‘deadly pandemic’ (how to steal another election) strategy. The Spunkypox virus, passed on by filthy deviant bumchuggers to other similarly inclined perverts , is according to Dr Tedros the head propagandist at the WHO (more than likely a rampant chugger himself) extremely dangerous (16 deaths worldwide the last time I heard). But equally dangerous he said, which ‘must not be allowed’ is any discrimination or blame directed at the superchuggers, who are spreading the latest bioweapon at ‘Pride’ events (mass bender orgies and cock sucking competitions) around the world. Yippee! it’s lockdown season soon. I’ve got a big box of arse masks opened and ready for Dr Hilary’s instruction to ‘mask up, top and bottom, sanitise my hands and ringpiece, get back behind the sofa for another couple of years and wait for the new vaccine rollout. 😷💉🐑 Bill - it’s Saturday night. Do you honestly expect anyone to read this monolithic slab of text? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: What with the WHO (totally trustable 🤥) recently declaring Spunkypox a ‘global health emergency’, even though it’s members voted against this course of action, then Joe Biden quickly following his orders which magically arrive on his teleprompter, and priming the US public to get ready for the next wave of ‘killer virus’ fearmongering lockdowns and shutting down the country, it’s almost like it’s election time again. Oh that’s right it is. Mid-terms already and the corrupt, ballot cheating, white hating, baby murdering, Marxist fanatics on the left hand side, realising that they’re about to lose the house and the senate, are rolling out their ‘deadly pandemic’ (how to steal another election) strategy. The Spunkypox virus, passed on by filthy deviant bumchuggers to other similarly inclined perverts , is according to Dr Tedros the head propagandist at the WHO (more than likely a rampant chugger himself) extremely dangerous (16 deaths worldwide the last time I heard). But equally dangerous he said, which ‘must not be allowed’ is any discrimination or blame directed at the superchuggers, who are spreading the latest bioweapon at ‘Pride’ events (mass bender orgies and cock sucking competitions) around the world. Yippee! it’s lockdown season soon. I’ve got a big box of arse masks opened and ready for Dr Hilary’s instruction to ‘mask up, top and bottom, sanitise my hands and ringpiece, get back behind the sofa for another couple of years and wait for the new vaccine rollout. 😷💉🐑 Imagine the pile of cash the commies served to dr Tedros to go against the grain and deliver the pox. The wanker must have received an extra bonus from the red brothers, who are desperately trying to keep the mega opium den afloat, before the starving drones have them for breakfast. Then add to it a cherry on top from brother Gates and a brown envelope from father Biden…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 19 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Bill - it’s Saturday night. Do you honestly expect anyone to read this monolithic slab of text? You did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: You did. No, I didn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: No, I didn’t. Yes you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 I always knew the French are deviants: The first case of human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox occurred in Paris and was reported in The Lancet. Two men - living in the same house - who have sex with men noticed lesions on their greyhound dog 12 days after they started getting symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 38 minutes ago, Goober said: I always knew the French are deviants: The first case of human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox occurred in Paris and was reported in The Lancet. Two men - living in the same house - who have sex with men noticed lesions on their greyhound dog 12 days after they started getting symptoms. You might draw even more conclusions about the demographics of this illness, given it was reported in the Saint-Denis area, known for one thing. And it’s not football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 15 hours ago, Goober said: I always knew the French are deviants: That’s where ‘goose pimples’ originated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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