Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 From the magicians hat comes a new threat to humanity, and our freedoms, in the form of Monkey Pox, the queer killing disease that has ripped through homo's and bisexual men at a rate of 100 in the entire fucking world. The 20 cases in London has prompted sexual clinics to stop allowing walk-ins, meaning gaylord's will have to go back to the traditional way of meeting like-minded deviants on Clapham Common. Funnily enough, Monkey Pox looks an awful lot like shingles. Cue fear mongering image bombardment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 Be fair though. If you were an African and you had to look at the saggy-titted toothless wretch sat in the corner of the hut every day, you'd probably rather climb a tree and get it on with a bonobo too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 I'm sure billionaire philanthropist and speccy cunt Bill Gates is, as we type, dreaming up another programme of bullshit jabs in order to trouser more sponduliks. Roll up your sleeves folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be fair though. If you were an African and you had to look at the saggy-titted toothless wretch sat in the corner of the hut every day, you'd probably rather climb a tree and get it on with a bonobo too. The only race on the planet that could actually benefit from Welsh knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be fair though. If you were an African and you had to look at the saggy-titted toothless wretch sat in the corner of the hut every day, you'd probably rather climb a tree and get it on with a bonobo too. It is a proven fact that female Bonobo's carry less potentially harmful disease than African women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 It's just another false alarm; it'll just fizzle out and affect the rest of us as much as AIDS has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's just another false alarm; it'll just fizzle out and affect the rest of us as much as AIDS has Frank has died 3 times from AIDS! He's had cancer multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: From the magicians hat comes a new threat to humanity, and our freedoms, in the form of Monkey Pox, the queer killing disease that has ripped through homo's and bisexual men at a rate of 100 in the entire fucking world. The 20 cases in London has prompted sexual clinics to stop allowing walk-ins, meaning gaylord's will have to go back to the traditional way of meeting like-minded deviants on Clapham Common. Funnily enough, Monkey Pox looks an awful lot like shingles. Cue fear mongering image bombardment. Is it really the new 'Aids'? There is a god after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank has died 3 times from AIDS! He's had cancer multiple times. Shows it's not important then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Is it really the new 'Aids'? There is a god after all Was it the last sticker in your collection album you needed or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) If this only effects monkeys then I don't think the white folk of the UK and every poster on this site, apart from Eddie, have anything to worry about. Edited May 21, 2022 by Cunty BigBollox Although I hope it kills Apes too, both of the cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's just another false alarm; it'll just fizzle out and affect the rest of us as much as AIDS has I can’t believe it’s Monkeypox season already. I’ve still got my Ukraine decorations up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Monkey Pox, the queer killing disease that has ripped through homo's and bisexual men at a rate of 100 in the entire fucking world. The Jews? https://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/swine-flu-outbreak-at-farm-1866162 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Far be it from me to promote any far fetched conspiracy theories but I’ve just come into some information regarding the fakestream medias latest booster jab of fear for the bedwetting, mask addicted Covid 19 cult members. The Wuhan Institute of Virology (sound familiar?) have apparently been working on the Monkeypox virus for the past year or so. Experimenting with several strains of it in case of a future pandemic? 🤔 This shouldn’t be of any concern to any reasonable person as the WHO who’ve proved themselves to be the gold standard in all things pandemic are no doubt wanking, sorry working furiously to make sure no one starts making silly accusations about the Chinese or the UN or the WHO, when it’s patently obvious that Donald Trump is the one to blame. BBC, Sky News etc. etc. will of course let you know when it’s necessary to triple mask up, put on your rubber pants and dive under the bed until Chris Whitty sounds the all clear siren in a couple of years time. The New Normal. Thanks Mr. Gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 I preferred those slitty eyed Devils when they just made those little plastic things you get in Christmas crackers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 20:37, King Billy said: I can’t believe it’s Monkeypox season already. I’ve still got my Ukraine decorations up. 👑 Billy, you are a card! On 24/05/2022 at 18:31, PANZER MURPHY said: Did ya get yer woman's vodka prof? PANZERMURPHYBABY 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I preferred those slitty eyed Devils when they just made those little plastic things you get in Christmas crackers. Love ProfB xxx Christ something has gone wrong? Forum must have a BUG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 I’m really worried that I may have Monkeypox. I don’t have any blisters, or any of the other telltale signs but I’m frightened in case I’m asymptomatic. I don’t know if I could survive another couple of years under the bed watching Sky News telling me I’m about to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m really worried that I may have Monkeypox. I don’t have any blisters, or any of the other telltale signs but I’m frightened in case I’m asymptomatic. I don’t know if I could survive another couple of years under the bed watching Sky News telling me I’m about to die. Why can't Africans just stop bumming monkeys up trees. The missing link isn't missing, it's halfway up an Amarula tree with an erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m really worried that I may have Monkeypox. I don’t have any blisters, or any of the other telltale signs but I’m frightened in case I’m asymptomatic. I don’t know if I could survive another couple of years under the bed watching Sky News telling me I’m about to die. Questions. Have you recently been on Clapham common after midnight? Eaten monkey shit? Or fellated a pig? If you answer yes to any of these, your face is likely to be inside out within a few days. I'm sorry Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 I think this is real for sure as i have seen some stockholm syndrome looking dullards climbing trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’m really worried that I may have Monkeypox. I don’t have any blisters, or any of the other telltale signs but I’m frightened in case I’m asymptomatic. I don’t know if I could survive another couple of years under the bed watching Sky News telling me I’m about to die. Hopefully you’ll have complications and/or another STD piggy-backed on it. Your genitalia could drop off within weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I think this is real for sure as i have seen some stockholm syndrome looking dullards climbing trees. That was me, collecting conkers in Danson Park while you were waiting for Eddie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m really worried that I may have Monkeypox. I don’t have any blisters, or any of the other telltale signs but I’m frightened in case I’m asymptomatic. I don’t know if I could survive another couple of years under the bed watching Sky News telling me I’m about to die. I'm fairly sure you're free from infection, Bill, since your flaccid member isn't able to penetrate any infected rectums. That'll be £250 for the consultation. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 27 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your genitalia could drop of within weeks. Like the missing f? Didn’t the deviant teachers at your imaginary private school have the time to teach you to spell 3 letter words correctly, or was bumming your backside the only subject on the timetable? Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 37 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Questions. Have you recently been on Clapham common after midnight? Eaten monkey shit? Or fellated a pig? If you answer yes to any of these, your face is likely to be inside out within a few days. I'm sorry Billy. Yes to all three. No need to apologise. That’s Goobers job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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