Major Cunt Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 17 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I have seen some MC, all that cheese and sweat, lovely. Is that your thing, Fend's? I'd happily put up with a little sweat on the premise of slipping into a Nordic princess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Is that your thing, Fend's? I'd happily put up with a little sweat on the premise of slipping into a Nordic princess. Give me a pair of firm tits (any size) a pert ass and a wet jack and i'm anyone's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 22 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Give me a pair of firm tits (any size) a pert ass and a wet jack That’ll be £100 for the hour sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 53 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Give me a pair of firm tits (any size) a pert ass and a wet jack and i'm anyone's. Terrifyingly disgusting. Reading this Barbara Cartland on meth shit is about as horrific as it gets. I imagine I now feel exactly the same way as any child of a special needs parent who has ever catched their father shoving Duplo up his arse whilst talking dirty to a Tellytubby. Cut your cock off, you degenerate, turps addled sex beast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Terrifyingly disgusting. Reading this Barbara Cartland on meth shit is about as horrific as it gets. I imagine I now feel exactly the same way as any child of a special needs parent who has ever catched their father shoving Duplo up his arse whilst talking dirty to a Tellytubby. Cut your cock off, you degenerate, turps addled sex beast. What did you expect from me ? Have you ever seen the once banned film night of the demon from 1980 ducks ? You'll love it, a biker gets his Lonel ripped off by some woodland beast cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: I now feel exactly the same way as any child of a special needs parent who has ever catched their father shoving Duplo up his arse whilst talking dirty to a Tellytubby. Cut your cock off, you degenerate, turps addled sex beast. Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs? I stand by it. The same as I do with the word "shew" i.e I shew him a picture. They may not by grammatically correct, but it rolls off my tongue a lot easier than the "correct" alternatives. I would also ban the word similarly, which I have enormous trouble articulating, especially when absolutely fucked out of my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs? He probably says 'chimley' like all the other yokels up here, "hass olroight bor, smooks a cummin out the chimley " Ask him what a shiver is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, Neil said: He probably says 'chimley' like all the other yokels up here, "hass olroight bor, smooks a cummin out the chimley " Ask him what a shiver is? Hospical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 @Decimus, what's a 'shiver'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 I hope the girls are topless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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