Neil Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 I refuse to watch this fuck fest of a tournament, already it's ruined by fucking up the domestic season and being played in a desert because Blatter wanted one last payday. I actually cant wait to see what the camel fuckers make of this. Tits on a pitch, I fucking despair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Neil said: I refuse to watch this fuck fest of a tournament, already it's ruined by fucking up the domestic season and being played in a desert because Blatter wanted one last payday. I actually cant wait to see what the camel fuckers make of this. Tits on a pitch, I fucking despair I assume it will be wearing a burka? The poor cunt will be dead from heat exhaustion before England inevitably concede within five minutes of kick off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Three of the cunts apparently, unless they get raped at customs on the way in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Neil said: Three of the cunts apparently, unless they get raped at customs on the way in. After the game, the female officials then get stoned to death as part of a local custom and for bringing disgrace to their sky fairy. FIFA have already agreed so as not to offend/risk the money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Won't running around in that heat cause their make-up to run? They'll look like Alice cooper by the final whistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Do you think FIFA will demand the referees shave their beards so you can tell which ones are the females? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do you think FIFA will demand the referees shave their beards so you can tell which ones are the females? Three women have been chosen to referee at this year's World Cup. They were chosen based on performance quality. Purely by freak chance, there's a white one (French), a yellow one (Japanese) and a brown one (Rwandan). Referees supplied by United Colours of Benetton marketing division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Goober said: Three women have been chosen to referee at this year's World Cup. They were chosen based on performance quality. Purely by freak chance, there's a white one (French), a yellow one (Japanese) and a brown one (Rwandan). Referees supplied by United Colours of Benetton marketing division. Should be home cooking their husbands dinner, eh Goober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Should be home cooking their husbands dinner, eh Goober? Not at all. If women want to play football, fair play to them. I've no issue with that. I, like most men, women and children, don't want to watch that shite, but some will, if the tickets are cheap enough. It's fair to say that it does rather boil my piss that every game or TV programme featuring men's football has to be balanced with a female pundit or feature a female official, but heaven forbid if a man features anywhere in women's football. This does't demonstrate equality in any way that I can see. It was solely a comment on the suspiciously even spread between the races amongst the "highest quality" officials available amongst both sexes. Maybe Spurs should sign a few women for their men's team. Let's face it, even with the money they have at their disposal, it couldn't make the team any worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Goober said: Not at all. If women want to play football, fair play to them. I've no issue with that. I, like most men, women and children, don't want to watch that shite, but some will, if the tickets are cheap enough. It's fair to say that it does rather boil my piss that every game or TV programme featuring men's football has to be balanced with a female pundit or feature a female official, but heaven forbid if a man features anywhere in women's football. This does't demonstrate equality in any way that I can see. It was solely a comment on the suspiciously even spread between the races amongst the "highest quality" officials available amongst both sexes. Maybe Spurs should sign a few women for their men's team. Let's face it, even with the money they have at their disposal, it couldn't make the team any worse. BBC football website manages to sandwich the wimmins results between the Championship and league 1 results. They need to separate the womens section entirely from the mens. I went on there earlier this season and got the headline "Man City hammer Spurs", I was relieved to find it was the wimmins league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 They really need to put it between caber tossing and tiddlywinks where if fucking belongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 Why are there no Trans referees at the World Cup ? Or cross-dressing midget 3rd officials doing the videos ? lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why are there no Trans referees at the World Cup ? Or cross-dressing midget 3rd officials doing the videos ? lol. Fuck off. They are all too busy playing golf. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why are there no Trans referees at the World Cup ? Because you've buggered them all to death. Whilst I have your attention, I've previously warned you about putting a space before a question mark. Do it again and I'll have you back in the cooler quicker than your maggot has ever become tumescent at a Chippendales performance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: They are all too busy playing golf. lol I played well today at my elite club which is devoid of sodomites, Jews and socialists. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Because you've buggered them all to death. Whilst I have your attention, I've previously warned you about putting a space before a question mark. Do it again and I'll have you back in the cooler quicker than your maggot has ever become tumescent at a Chippendales performance. Are you still going to your Masonic goat 🐐 bothering evenings. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I played well today at my elite club which is devoid of sodomites, Jews and socialists. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 19:41, Earl of Punkape said: I played well today at my elite club which is devoid of sodomites, Jews and socialists. lol. Did you do lots of bumming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 19:41, Earl of Punkape said: I played well today at my elite club which is devoid of sodomites, Jews and socialists. lol. How did you get in then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Not to stereotype but, this will mean the opposing teams will be selected based on team strip colours complementing each other and not clashing, they will refuse to wear black as it 'makes them look fat', the games will be late starting because the ref isn't ready and they'll get lost running from one end of the pitch to the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not to stereotype but, this will mean the opposing teams will be selected based on team strip colours complementing each other and not clashing, they will refuse to wear black as it 'makes them look fat', the games will be late starting because the ref isn't ready and they'll get lost running from one end of the pitch to the other. Drew, you're a fucking Toby mate, END OF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not to stereotype but, this will mean the opposing teams will be selected based on team strip colours complementing each other and not clashing, they will refuse to wear black as it 'makes them look fat', the games will be late starting because the ref isn't ready and they'll get lost running from one end of the pitch to the other. Black makes people look slimmer, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 45 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Black makes people look slimmer, idiot. Shouldn't that be black makes people look sinister? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Black makes people look slimmer, idiot. Not this cunt, it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Black makes people look slimmer, idiot. Carl, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a response, I can tell you I don't have one. What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me not give a fuck about people like you. So fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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