camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: I do fucking hope so Although he it won't mean shit if they do, because Arsenal will get fuck all out of Everton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Your six posts on the subject suggest otherwise. As for anonymity when Michael Collin’s boys come looking for you…how hard will it be to track down a fat cunt in a Liverpool shirt with teeth like Dick Emery’s vicar driving an imaginary M4 full of pine needles and a key fob stinking of Roops’ virginal cunt? You’re fucked. Bill Shankly was a cunt. Thanks for the heads up. I’ll make sure if I bump into someone fitting this description down at the Rotary Club, pheasant shoot or local hunt on a Sunday morning, not to get too friendly in case he gives in under extreme torture and blurts out my address to the Provies. I’m quite sure my missus could kick the living shit out of a whole battalion of micks in our front garden anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thanks for the heads up. I’ll make sure if I bump into someone fitting this description down at the Rotary Club, pheasant shoot or local hunt on a Sunday morning, not to get too friendly in case he gives in under extreme torture and blurts out my address to the Provies. I’m quite sure my missus could kick the living shit out of a whole battalion of micks in our front garden anyway. Have it your way, I admire your optimism not to mention your Punkers’ lifestyle. But if you find her with a fake Selmer sticking out of her bloodstained ear, you’ll know @PANZER MURPHY’s tracked you down, Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Have it your way, I admire your optimism not to mention your Punkers’ lifestyle. But if you find her with a fake Selmer sticking out of her bloodstained ear, you’ll know @PANZER MURPHY’s tracked you down, Billy. Panzyboy couldn’t track down the smell if a big runny shite was gushing out past the turnups of his charity shop bellbottom jeans and filling up his army surplus store boots. British Army obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Wars over bally baby..I'm a man of peace..only thing that gets blown up these days is a beautiful very old saxophone that I originally purchased as a wall hanger from an ancient bric a brac shop in Warsaw in 2005. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Wars over bally baby..I'm a man of peace..only thing that gets blown up these days is a beautiful very old saxophone that I originally purchased as a wall hanger from an ancient bric a brac shop in Warsaw in 2005. PANZERMURPHYBABY The gift shop at KL Warschau certainly has an eclectic product line. Any lampshades? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Wars over bally baby..I'm a man of peace..only thing that gets blown up these days is a beautiful very old saxophone that I originally purchased as a wall hanger from an ancient bric a brac shop in Warsaw in 2005. PANZERMURPHYBABY I sold it to them in 2004. I made it from dried semen. Think on that, spudcoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Wars over bally baby..I'm a man of peace..only thing that gets blown up these days is a beautiful very old saxophone that I originally purchased as a wall hanger from an ancient bric a brac shop in Warsaw in 2005. PANZERMURPHYBABY What a contradiction your avatar appears to be, therefore. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Wars over bally baby..I'm a man of peace..only thing that gets blown up these days is a beautiful very old saxophone that I originally purchased as a wall hanger from an ancient bric a brac shop in Warsaw in 2005. PANZERMURPHYBABY The whole of Poland is a bric - a - brac shop. Still wearing shell-suits Kevin Keegan sent there 40 years ago. Do you play a saxaphone? I play a theremin and glockenspiel. We could top the Polish charts with a rendition of Cotton Eye Joe, we'll be considered pioneers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: The whole of Poland is a bric - a - brac shop. Still wearing shell-suits Kevin Keegan sent there 40 years ago. Do you play a saxaphone? I play a theremin and glockenspiel. We could top the Polish charts with a rendition of Cotton Eye Joe, we'll be considered pioneers. Your avatar is making me think 2 things. 'Bucky O'hare, and a Mega City Judge. You a 2000AD fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your avatar is making me think 2 things. 'Bucky O'hare, and a Mega City Judge. You a 2000AD fan? The rabbit is a child's toy I've had since childhood. An interpretation of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I sold it to them in 2004. I made it from dried semen. Think on that, spudcoon. Have ya found yerself a master yet ..mangey cur....kmeer..anything nice at the food bank this week?...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: What a contradiction your avatar appears to be, therefore. Idiot. It's just a pic izall wuggers baby...sleep on PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: The whole of Poland is a bric - a - brac shop. Still wearing shell-suits Kevin Keegan sent there 40 years ago. Do you play a saxaphone? I play a theremin and glockenspiel. We could top the Polish charts with a rendition of Cotton Eye Joe, we'll be considered pioneers. I've been known to tootle a few bars here n there bolicy baby..I too am a multi instrumentalist..I've recently mastered the tambourine and maracas PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 53 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: The rabbit is a child's toy I've had since childhood. An interpretation of him. I heard you were handy with the crayons. Do you eat the brown ones like RK does? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 57 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Have ya found yerself a master yet ..mangey cur....kmeer..anything nice at the food bank this week?...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Salty reeds. Admit it, boghopper, You’ve been licking my unborns for eighteen years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I heard you were handy with the crayons. Do you eat the brown ones like RK does? I wait till I have a box full and throw them at birds to startle them into shitting on the neighbours car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I heard you were handy with the crayons. So is Bend, when he's not eating them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Salty reeds. Admit it, boghopper, You’ve been licking my unborns for eighteen years. So anyway..ya staggered away from the food bank with a can of sweetcorn kidney beans and some butter...yer sufferin succotash..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 hours ago, Decimus said: So is Bend, when he's not eating them. Someone bought me a huge box of crayola because they thought I was autistic. Trying to be polite, I had a look. There were 3 green ones and only one orange one! I only like green crayons on Tuesdays, and only during the day because they look different at night. I really like orange crayons and there was only fucking one of them! So I run out of orange and get stuck with fucking green crayons that I don't like. I am so fucking angry. And to top it all.. this stupid cunt still thinks I'm autistic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Someone bought me a huge box of crayola because they thought I was autistic. Trying to be polite, I had a look. There were 3 green ones and only one orange one! I only like green crayons on Tuesdays, and only during the day because they look different at night. I really like orange crayons and there was only fucking one of them! So I run out of orange and get stuck with fucking green crayons that I don't like. I am so fucking angry. And to top it all.. this stupid cunt still thinks I'm autistic. Bawsey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bawsey? Almost a direct rip-off of his 'blue car/red car post from years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Someone bought me a huge box of crayola because they thought I was autistic. Trying to be polite, I had a look. There were 3 green ones and only one orange one! I only like green crayons on Tuesdays, and only during the day because they look different at night. I really like orange crayons and there was only fucking one of them! So I run out of orange and get stuck with fucking green crayons that I don't like. I am so fucking angry. And to top it all.. this stupid cunt still thinks I'm autistic. Artistic you silly sod. Artistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Bawsey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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