Eddie Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 16 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Snowflake, it's all black and white Ed. Fuck off. For what it’s worth, I thought it was a low blow roops bringing your profession into the argument. lol fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: For what it’s worth, I thought it was a low blow roops bringing your profession into the argument. lol fuck off. I don't identify as a decorator anymore, she is behind the eight ball here Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Snowflake, it's all black and white Ed. Fuck off. Actually, in Ed's case, that aint so. He is a 50/50 sort of skidmark colour. Just looking at the cunt makes me heave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually, in Ed's case, that aint so. He is a 50/50 sort of skidmark colour. Just looking at the cunt makes me heave. Off course..I'm actually mixed race myself Scrote, but i identify as half-caste. 77 Brigade go fuck yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Off course..I'm actually mixed race myself Scrote, but i identify as half-caste. 77 Brigade go fuck yourselves. Maoris are darkies? Polynegroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 17 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm a sick fuck RK, i'm loving winding the silly bint up.. I bet her red pubes are on fire. Behave, so full of bluster and contradictions you even mugged yourself. You were clearly overwrought. A lifetime's trade where decision making is limited to choosing whether to move a brush upwards or downwards has eroded your critical thinking abilities. 11 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I don't identify as a decorator anymore, she is behind the eight ball here Ed. Fend's Railing Refurbishment Co it is then... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Behave, so full of bluster and contradictions you even mugged yourself. You were clearly overwrought. A lifetime's trade where decision making is limited to choosing whether to move a brush upwards or downwards has eroded your critical thinking abilities. Fend's Railing Refurbishment Co it is then... Savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Fends only uses 'Clawhammerite® Exterior gloss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Maoris are darkies? Polynegroes? Pollywogs, on jars of kiwi & mango jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Behave, so full of bluster and contradictions you even mugged yourself. You were clearly overwrought. A lifetime's trade where decision making is limited to choosing whether to move a brush upwards or downwards has eroded your critical thinking abilities. Fend's Railing Refurbishment Co it is then... If you say so old girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 On 23/05/2022 at 03:30, Eric Cuntman said: I would fuck the shit out of that. Even if my nob looked like Homer Simpson's uranium rod afterwards. Are there any on eBay yet? I'm looking to house a pair of Ukrainian girls who could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. I'm not bothered if they're ugly as fuck, but at almost 2 quid a litre I just need them to siphon petrol out of parked cars 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm looking to house a pair of Ukrainian girls who could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. I'm not bothered if they're ugly as fuck, but at almost 2 quid a litre I just need them to siphon petrol out of parked cars As an added bonus, Stubby, their knickers are so wet you can nurse injured newts back to health in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Goober said: As an added bonus, Stubby, their knickers are so wet you can nurse injured newts back to health in them. Newts vs Slavic fanny batter. A catchy phd if ever there was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Newts vs Slavic fanny batter. A catchy phd if ever there was. Deep fried newt in Slavic Fanny batter with chips please. Mmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Newts vs Slavic fanny batter. A catchy phd if ever there was. Could to be feasible. It's damp, warm and humid. If Barking Toads are possible, beef curtain palmates is a go. I can see a 25K a year grant in this for you, Pecker. Pick your 'habitats' well and you're on a winner, even if the science is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Could to be feasible. It's damp, warm and humid. If Barking Toads are possible, beef curtain palmates is a go. I can see a 25K a year grant in this for you, Pecker. Pick your 'habitats' well and you're on a winner, even if the science is shit. Barking and Romford or because it goes ‘woof?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Deep fried newt in Slavic Fanny batter with chips please. Mmmm. All reptiles and amphibians are protected by law you heathen cunt. If you insist on cooking with minge sauce at least make if a fish dish to disguise the taste. Ask @Eddie; he always has some pickled herring and rotten shark before removing roops knickers for a chow down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Goober said: Could to be feasible. It's damp, warm and humid. If Barking Toads are possible, beef curtain palmates is a go. I can see a 25K a year grant in this for you, Pecker. Pick your 'habitats' well and you're on a winner, even if the science is shit. I genuinely can’t think of an institution who would fund such a project but let me know if you do, it’s worth a shot. However, I’ll draw the line at shoving a great crested up my arsehole in the name of scientific research. Punkers is your man for small mammal cavity experiments and no doubt keeps a record of his disgusting behavior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I genuinely can’t think of an institution who would fund such a project but let me know if you do, it’s worth a shot. However, I’ll draw the line at shoving a great crested up my arsehole in the name of scientific research. Punkers is your man for small mammal cavity experiments and no doubt keeps a record of his disgusting behavior Small mammal? Are you sure you're an ecologist? Pick any former polytechnic, get some women's rights group involved and they'll be throwing money at you. Women's bits as amphibian habitats, game on. It's more interesting than the usual yeast stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Goober said: Small mammal? Are you sure you're an ecologist? Pick any former polytechnic, get some women's rights group involved and they'll be throwing money at you. Women's bits as amphibian habitats, game on. It's more interesting than the usual yeast stories. It would make the chat mag stories more interesting - My Fanny Iguana Stole My Ovaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: It would make the chat mag stories more interesting - My Fanny Iguana Stole My Ovaries. Iguana? Amphibian? It's just getting silly now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Iguana? Amphibian? It's just getting silly now. Platypus? I don't know what the fuck an amphibian is - fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Small mammal? Are you sure you're an ecologist? Pick any former polytechnic, get some women's rights group involved and they'll be throwing money at you. Women's bits as amphibian habitats, game on. It's more interesting than the usual yeast stories. Newts of course use external fertilization, passing a sperm sack to the female who then stuffs it up her own newt fanny. I genuinely shudder for the consequences if a particularly virile male newt and a baby shiting ultra fertile council estate type slag were put together This science fiction classic might become reality https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_with_the_Newts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Newts of course use external fertilization, passing a sperm sack to the female who then stuffs it up her own newt fanny. I genuinely shudder for the consequences if a particularly virile male newt and a baby shiting ultra fertile council estate type slag were put together This science fiction classic might become reality https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_with_the_Newts Chavnewt apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 40 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It would make the chat mag stories more interesting - My Fanny Iguana Stole My Ovaries. Freddie’s star ate my hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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