Dave Umbongo Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 What I mean by this is the amount of fucking prime press coverage given to a pissy little war of words between one gold digging, pain in the fucking arse, useless bitch and another gold digging, pain in the arse, useless bitch that is Mrs Rooney and Mrs Vardy. No one's fucking interested, at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What I mean by this is the amount of fucking prime press coverage given to a pissy little war of words between one gold digging, pain in the fucking arse, useless bitch and another gold digging, pain in the arse, useless bitch that is Mrs Rooney and Mrs Vardy. No one's fucking interested, at all. So why have you posted this you fucking cunt? Are you looking to challenge them to the most vacuous waste of energy award? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 Drew, unless you're a mid '00s teenage girl or a showbiz newspaper columnist, you have absolutely no business knowing about this shit. The next time you're using Heat magazine to wipe up the contents of your arsehole from your bungalows lino floor, bin it immediately afterwards instead of asking your carer to read it to you. Gaylord. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What I mean by this is the amount of fucking prime press coverage given to a pissy little war of words between one gold digging, pain in the fucking arse, useless bitch and another gold digging, pain in the arse, useless bitch that is Mrs Rooney and Mrs Vardy. No one's fucking interested, at all. I haven't got a clue who or what this is about. Stop reading wimmins magazines you fucking weirdo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What I mean by this is the amount of fucking prime press coverage given to a pissy little war of words between one gold digging, pain in the fucking arse, useless bitch and another gold digging, pain in the arse, useless bitch that is Mrs Rooney and Mrs Vardy. No one's fucking interested, at all. I think it’s fair to say, as far as the members of CC are concerned, that you’re absolutely right. You utter bellend. Edited May 13, 2022 by Ape™️ Was this an example the intelligent and original content you were talking about yesterday, dickhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I think it’s fair to say, as far as the members of CC are concerned, that you’re absolutely right. You utter bellend. That avatar is the best one you've had since David Lo-Pan when I first joined in 2016. Or whatever the chink wizards name was. Fenella was a close third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That avatar is the best one you've had since David Lo-Pan when I first joined in 2016. Or whatever the chink wizards name was. Fenella was a close third. This is my favourite one, back when Ape and I were inaugural members of The Bozo Boys: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 Drew, you've really made a cunt of yourself here on what could have been a first class nom. If only you didn't sink that 5th can of kestrel super for lunch. Start again, but think it through next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I think it’s fair to say, as far as the members of CC are concerned, that you’re absolutely right. You utter bellend. It's original though isn't it and it's nominated as a cunt because this is cunts corner, you thick fucking cunt. Edited May 13, 2022 by Cunty BigBollox Sorry Ape, I forgot to refer to you as a boring cunt although I'm sure you know by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: So why have you posted this you fucking cunt? Are you looking to challenge them to the most vacuous waste of energy award? It's not as good if I have to explain it to dimwits but here goes, I've posted this because press coverage of this little spat is 3rd or 4th story on most news media websites, BBC, SkyNews etc... and for that reason it's a cunt, actually for getting any coverage at all but, perhaps that was the plan of these couple of fickle tarts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's not as good if I have to explain it to dimwits but here goes, I've posted this because press coverage of this little spat is 3rd or 4th story on most news media websites, BBC, SkyNews etc... and for that reason it's a cunt, actually for getting any coverage at all but, perhaps that was the plan of these couple of fickle tarts. I’m with you on this one Drew. The outcome of this case could have serious implications for you if it goes the wrong way. I mean Mrs Huggins 3 bungalows down would have free reign to sell defamatory stories to the Big Issue every time she has to phone the Council when she finds you sleeping it off in her hedge, or throwing up over her cat. Your good name and hard earned reputation would quickly be in tatters, and you could even find yourself being refused credit at the offie, not to mention the sick pleasure Ape would get from having his carer read these stories to him. Worrying times indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: If only you didn't sink that 5th can of kestrel super for lunch. You’ve spelled breakfast wrong Stubbs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 47 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's original though isn't it and it's nominated as a cunt because this is cunts corner, you thick fucking cunt. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That avatar is the best one you've had since David Lo-Pan when I first joined in 2016. Or whatever the chink wizards name was. Fenella was a close third. A Fist Full of Travellers Cheques is a masterpiece, unlike this dreadful nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't got a clue who or what this is about. Stop reading wimmins magazines you fucking weirdo. It's all over the fucking news bulletins Eric. You don't have to look in any of the shit rags to read about it. What makes me smile is the smug, shit eating grins of the lawyers as they file out of court behind Rooney's missus and some balding, bearded ginger gorilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: some balding, bearded ginger gorilla. What’s Roops doing there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's not as good if I have to explain it to dimwits but here goes, I've posted this because press coverage of this little spat is 3rd or 4th story on most news media websites, BBC, SkyNews etc... and for that reason it's a cunt, actually for getting any coverage at all but, perhaps that was the plan of these couple of fickle tarts. Ahhh, I see the problem. The BBC report that buildings fall 20 minutes before they do (9/11 building 7) and Sky fawned suspiciously over the child murdering pond dwelling McCann's. I don't consider these cuntling agencies to be reliable purveyors of information. Another reason you're a cunt. However, I have now read this dogshit news. Forgive me for derailing. They're a couple of very strange looking women with a bizarre beef. Mrs Shrek ought to be ashamed of that fucking man-head in public. A middle ages bridge is missing a troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 38 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: A Fist Full of Travellers Cheques is a masterpiece, unlike this dreadful nom. In my experience travellers deal exlusively in cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: In my experience travellers deal exlusively in cash. What's exlusively? Is it some kind of lube? Fucking animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: In my experience travellers deal exlusively in cash. Hard earned cash. By the old folk they’ve stolen it from obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: What's exlusively? Is it some kind of lube? Fucking animal. "Exlusively Internal" By Lorael for Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If only you didn't sink that 5th can of kestrel super for lunch. Start again, but think it through next time. He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 39 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: What's exlusively? Is it some kind of lube? Fucking animal. Sorry, the on my keyboard has toast rumb behind it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hard earned cash. By the old folk they’ve stolen it from obviously. I was waiting to buy a paper the other day, part of a quickly lengthening queue behind three women of "caravanning" heritage. They spent over 60 quid each on scatchcards. I bet tax had been paid on every fucking penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Sorry, the on my keyboard has toast rumb behind it. You spelled 'spunk' wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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