Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Gid night ma frind!' No Billy, that's Noo Zealand. 'Rimimber git yor viccinitions'. ILvus Prissley wasn't viccinated, and he's did now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ILvus Prissley wasn't viccinated, and he's did now. 🎶Return to Pfizer🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was lucky to escape a beating from Johnny and his friends. I doubt I could have handled a 3 pronged assault from an imaginary estate agent, a 62 year old female lawyer and a failed hairdresser. How did the hairdresser fail Eric? I had an hairdresser get her comb stuck in my earring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: How did the hairdresser fail Eric? I had an hairdresser get her comb stuck in my earring. I’ve been dreaming about your hair ProfB. I bet it’s gorgeous. Love KB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: How did the hairdresser fail Eric? I had an hairdresser get her comb stuck in my earring. Johnny Saucepants owned a hairdressing salon. When it got into financial difficulty, he signed it over to his daughter, left the country and left his daughter to face the debts. He's a maggot ProfB.. and he thinks animal cruelty is funny. He's a fucking weasel and if I ever find him. I'm going to tell him off very strongly and then hang him with his own intestines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 17 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fair play to you. I certainly couldn't be asked to work on a Bedford Rascal, with your sort of money. Well not when there are cunts like Eddie to do it. How do Eddies compare with sponge Poles and Romanian moppets value-wise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: How do Eddies compare with sponge Poles and Romanian moppets value-wise? They do a very good job on BMWs. They think it stands for Bob Marley and the Wailers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 On 11/05/2022 at 23:20, Eric Cuntman said: Johnny Saucepants owned a hairdressing salon. When it got into financial difficulty, he signed it over to his daughter, left the country and left his daughter to face the debts. He's a maggot ProfB.. and he thinks animal cruelty is funny. He's a fucking weasel and if I ever find him. I'm going to tell him off very strongly and then hang him with his own intestines. I naively asked you to let him live and after you and Roops killed him, I got anally butchered for my youthful temerity. There’s a little bit of you that wishes the mad little cunt was still here…tell the truth now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 On 11/05/2022 at 19:50, Eric Cuntman said: I was lucky to escape a beating from Johnny and his friends. I doubt I could have handled a 3 pronged assault from an imaginary estate agent, a 62 year old female lawyer and a failed hairdresser. Margo(t)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I naively asked you to let him live and after you and Roops killed him, I got anally butchered for my youthful temerity. There’s a little bit of you that wishes the mad little cunt was still here…tell the truth now. Of course I want him back here. I can be a nasty cunt when my temper gets tripped. I've said some fucking awful shit to cunts on here that didn't really deserve it, and not all were thick skinned enough to not get genuinely upset, and when I calm down, I regret it and depending on who it is, apologise via PM. Johnny, is different. I wouldn't feel guilty if I tortured that fucking maggot every day until he streamed his suicide live on the corner. And he will be reading this. Which is nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course I want him back here. I can be a nasty cunt when my temper gets tripped. I've said some fucking awful shit to cunts on here that didn't really deserve it, and not all were thick skinned enough to not get genuinely upset, and when I calm down, I regret it and depending on who it is, apologise via PM. Johnny, is different. I wouldn't feel guilty if I tortured that fucking maggot every day until he streamed his suicide live on the corner. And he will be reading this. Which is nice. You’re going soft, lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 Speak, Punkers…we can all see you’ve logged on again and are creeping around the site. Odd, silent weirdo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Speak, Punkers…we can all see you’ve logged on again and are creeping around the site. Odd, silent weirdo. Thank fuck he's shown signs of life. I heard a backstage whisper that he'd snuffed it. If this was 617 squadron, he'd be our 'nigger'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If this was 617 squadron, he'd be our 'nigger'. Eddie might have something to say about that. Who’d be fastest with the knife would decide it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Speak, Punkers…we can all see you’ve logged on again and are creeping around the site. Odd, silent weirdo. He’s behind you! You won’t know he’s there till your arsehole explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eddie might have something to say about that. Who’d be fastest with the knife would decide it. I hope Eddie's got a really big knife then. Pinky will be using one of his Argos golf bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope Eddie's got a really big knife then. Pinky will be using one of his Argos golf bats. A sharpened no.2 iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 On 13/05/2022 at 00:32, Dyslexic cnut said: Margo(t)? I watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood again last night. Not only is it a great film but Margo Robbie is pant straining member of the wank bank hall of fame. I’d drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood again last night. Not only is it a great film but Margo Robbie is pant straining member of the wank bank hall of fame. I’d drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Colongate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood again last night. Not only is it a great film but Margo Robbie is pant straining member of the wank bank hall of fame. I’d drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste You should definitely watch 'I Tonya'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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