Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Being half (the better half) French, ma Momie used to say 'Being French, you will have few friends, but at least you were not born in Norfolk' Lol lol You comedian, you. There is no such thing as a better French half. Of anything. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 19 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: You comedian, you. There is no such thing as a better French half. Of anything. Ever. Casualty lists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 Flailing Pub Cunts? Saw the headline and thought it was about those well 'ard blokes that, on going outside for a suck on a cheroot, turn into Bez when a wasp comes within 5 yards of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Flailing Pub Cunts? Saw the headline and thought it was about those well 'ard blokes that, on going outside for a suck on a cheroot, turn into Bez when a wasp comes within 5 yards of them. They always seem to be the cunts who talk about "acca's" and use the phrase "bring it on" regularly. Bullying victims to a man. Go over and tell one of them to give you his dinner money... watch the rugby-shirted testosterone beast regress to the shitty arsed 10 year old who avoided PE because he had the smallest cock in the class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 10:04, Witheredscrote said: Being half (the better half) French, ma Momie used to say 'Being French, you will have few friends, but at least you were not born in Norfolk' Lol lol Fact checked….True. The Nazis never made it to Norfolk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: because he had the smallest cock in the class. That rules Pen out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 On 08/05/2022 at 20:49, King Billy said: That rules Pen out. Good thing re the corner, when you click the return button your post doesn't vanish, whereas on eBay & Amazon if you do i,t whatever was in your 'cart' goes west. You'd think those business brains would take a leaf out of the corner's book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Good thing re the corner, when you click the return button your post doesn't vanish, whereas on eBay & Amazon if you do i,t whatever was in your 'cart' goes west. You'd think those business brains would take a leaf out of the corner's book? Hi ProfB. That’s exactly what I was thinking. Have you missed me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hi ProfB. That’s exactly what I was thinking. Have you missed me? Bill, for fucks sake! You're getting like Leslie Phillips. I've just watched ep4 of Picard. Jeri Ryan's just turned up. I only saw her face and got a stiffy. I'd almost say more fuckable now than 15 years ago. Definitely a solid #3 on the finger scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill, for fucks sake! You're getting like Leslie Phillips. I've just watched ep4 of Picard. Jeri Ryan's just turned up. I only saw her face and got a stiffy. I'd almost say more fuckable now than 15 years ago. Definitely a solid #3 on the finger scale. She looks better now than Kate Mulgrew ever did on even the earliest episodes of Voyager. Poetic justice considering some of the rumors of the shit she had to put up with behind the scenes from an insecure, menopausal Captain Janeway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill, for fucks sake! You're getting like Leslie Phillips. I've just watched ep4 of Picard. Jeri Ryan's just turned up. I only saw her face and got a stiffy. I'd almost say more fuckable now than 15 years ago. Definitely a solid #3 on the finger scale. I don’t know what any of this means but I definitely agree with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I don’t know what any of this means but I definitely agree with it. He wants to assimilate her and spray his collective all over her face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He wants to assimilate her and spray his collective all over her face. OK. So it’s a romantic thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He wants to assimilate her and spray his collective all over her face. Honestly, my cock has just had more knuckle action than Rocky Balboa's face got in 6 films. The double phaser rifle stride through the nightclub was magnificent. Look up Kate Mulgrew. She's been around longer than you think. She played 'Mrs Columbo' in the spin-off Series, mid 1970s I think. Diana Muldaur, who is trekkie royalty, played Joy Adamson in Born Free too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 20:23, Roadkill said: Casualty lists? Cemeteries? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.