Guest judgetwi Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Funny there's no black people lining up to play Hitler. A black Fuhrer!! Now there’s an interesting idea that could stretch my fucked up brain to it’s limits! On reflection (of about 30 seconds) I can see some cunt, wearing the uniform, saying “dem Jews, dem always clogging up da trains and fucking up da communidee and shit innit?” I can also see Goering being played by some fat A-rab wearing a turban and I’ve always thought that Goebbels had a definite trannie look about him. I believe Winston Smith worked in the Ministry of Truth where he rewrote history. History imitating art or the other way round? You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'The Modern Parents' used to make me laugh. I'm desensitised now. The perfect exemplar of Poe's Law. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 I've always liked the idea of the executioner saying to Anne Boleyn "Any last request your highness"? And Anne Boleyn saying "Tstststs kiss ya mudders blaard claart mon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The perfect exemplar of Poe's Law. And a natural progression from creationism to political correctness. Condemn any cunt that disagrees... same Mo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Cuntbreed Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And Oral-B are still using a fucking Somali as the face of dental hygiene. Yup,he probably has £60k worth of dental implants but also forgot to put any toothpaste on his Oral-B toothbrush-stupid Somalian CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 Apparently we're not allowed to call dwarves ....well........dwarves. They are now to be referred to as 'little people'. Now doubt a few years down the line 'little people' will be considered as derogatory so fuck knows what we'll have to call them then. Kenny Baker will be spinning in his shoe box. Peter Dinklage is a little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently we're not allowed to call dwarves ....well........dwarves. They are now to be referred to as 'little people'. Now doubt a few years down the line 'little people' will be considered as derogatory so fuck knows what we'll have to call them then. Kenny Baker will be spinning in his shoe box. Peter Dinklage is a little cunt. I read a review in The Guardian from some simpering queer about the new film 'The Northman'. He assumed, based upon no evidence whatsoever, that it is a toxic film that will attract white supremacists because it has an entirely white cast and women are portrayed as child bearing homemakers who don't have any power or fighting ability. So in other words, the actual offence he has taken is that it's a historically accurate depiction of dark age Scandinavia. Of course he didn't stop there, he considers the film to be inaccurate because "overwhelming evidence" (no sources quoted) suggest that Scandinavia was culturally and ethnically diverse at this point in time, despite no historical first hand accounts confirming this. Apparently, because the Norse were well travelled and "interacted" (i.e. raped and pillaged) North Africa and Greenland, this made Scandinavia diverse. That's about as logical as saying English people are predominantly Spanish because we go there on holiday and "interact" with the locals by getting pissed for a fortnight and smashing up their bars and hotels. I really do hate these revisionist cunts who are desperate to tear down white history because it might offend some black cunt with a serious case of race envy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently we're not allowed to call dwarves ....well........dwarves. They are now to be referred to as 'little people'. Now doubt a few years down the line 'little people' will be considered as derogatory so fuck knows what we'll have to call them then. Kenny Baker will be spinning in his shoe box. Peter Dinklage is a little cunt. Can't we just call them cock knockers? I don't like them. They remind me of those little squashed down cunts in 'Phantasm'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I read a review in The Guardian from some simpering queer about the new film 'The Northman'. He assumed, based upon no evidence whatsoever, that it is a toxic film that will attract white supremacists because it has an entirely white cast and women are portrayed as child bearing homemakers who don't have any power or fighting ability. So in other words, the actual offence he has taken is that it's a historically accurate depiction of dark age Scandinavia. Of course he didn't stop there, he considers the film to be inaccurate because "overwhelming evidence" (no sources quoted) suggest that Scandinavia was culturally and ethnically diverse at this point in time, despite no historical first hand accounts confirming this. Apparently, because the Norse were well travelled and "interacted" (i.e. raped and pillaged) North Africa and Greenland, this made Scandinavia diverse. That's about as logical as saying English people are predominantly Spanish because we go there on holiday and interact with the locals by getting pissed for a fortnight and smashing up their bars and hotels. I really do hate these revisionist cunts who are desperate to tear down white history because it might offend some black cunt with a serious case of race envy. Viking blud eagle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: I read a review in The Guardian from some simpering queer about the new film 'The Northman'. He assumed, based upon no evidence whatsoever, that it is a toxic film that will attract white supremacists because it has an entirely white cast and women are portrayed as child bearing homemakers who don't have any power or fighting ability. So in other words, the actual offence he has taken is that it's a historically accurate depiction of dark age Scandinavia. Of course he didn't stop there, he considers the film to be inaccurate because "overwhelming evidence" (no sources quoted) suggest that Scandinavia was culturally and ethnically diverse at this point in time, despite no historical first hand accounts confirming this. Apparently, because the Norse were well travelled and "interacted" (i.e. raped and pillaged) North Africa and Greenland, this made Scandinavia diverse. That's about as logical as saying English people are predominantly Spanish because we go there on holiday and "interact" with the locals by getting pissed for a fortnight and smashing up their bars and hotels. I really do hate these revisionist cunts who are desperate to tear down white history because it might offend some black cunt with a serious case of race envy. Nearly 200 words, and not one reference to 'the fucking French'. Are you ill? Sacre bleu indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 46 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Nearly 200 words, and not one reference to 'the fucking French'. Are you ill? Sacre bleu indeed. Withers, if we're talking about dispelling historical inaccuracies there's plenty of material where the crapauds are concerned. Let me list a couple: 1. Joan of Arc. Not so much a national heroine, but a schizophrenic peasant who was used as a propaganda tool after her well-deserved death. Most of her "deeds" are fabrications and in essence the Catholic church has canonised the equivalent of a tramp who shouts at pigeons. 2. Napoleon Bonaparte was the greatest French general of all time. He wasn't even French, or that great. 3. Withers absolutely did not go bankrupt and made a complete success of selling wood fuel to a nation internationally renowned for heating their homes with the vast and cheap coal deposits already on their doorstep. Lololololol Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I read a review in The Guardian from some simpering queer.. That would be Steve Rose, who cultivates a beard which is obviously designed to lure unwary cocks into in its vicinity by mimicking a vagina. You may want to read his latest piece too, it sounds right up your street. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FishyCunt Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 I just watched an ad on Sky with a bearded bloke and his blonde haired model bird getting out of a Jeep with an Arabic tent wearing woman, with the syrapline "Visit Saudi Arabia" Complete bullshit, first off they hate their moustached woman driving, and the blonde model would be traded in for a team of camels quicker than the hipster cunt could call his Mummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That would be Steve Rose, who cultivates a beard which is obviously designed to lure unwary cocks into in its vicinity by mimicking a vagina. You may want to read his latest piece too, it sounds right up your street. Fucking horn wearing, snow bunny felching, soy boy faggot, neck bearded, Brew Dog drinking, Hoxton Square type, absolutely disgraceful, AIDS looking, fucking cuck cunt. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, FishyCunt said: I just watched an ad on Sky with a bearded bloke and his blonde haired model bird getting out of a Jeep with an Arabic tent wearing woman, with the syrapline "Visit Saudi Arabia" Complete bullshit, first off they hate their moustached woman driving, and the blonde model would be traded in for a team of camels quicker than the hipster cunt could call his Mummy. Jesus tittyfucking Christ, where did you spring from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: overwhelming evidence" (no sources quoted) suggest that Scandinavia was culturally and ethnically diverse at this point in time, My great great great great etc. Grandad was, according to what I’ve always been told, a Viking. Obviously no family photos of him have ever come to light (as photography, if it had even been invented at the time) would probably have been way down the Vikings list of priorities. Definitely below ‘raping and pillaging’. I guess I’ll never know for sure what ‘Delroy Bloodaxe’ actually looked like all those years ago when my great great great great etc. granny fell in love with him at first sight. History. Isn’t it the most romantic thing ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Nearly 200 words, and not one reference to 'the fucking French'. Are you ill? Sacre bleu indeed. He has clearly never heard of Black Douglas or The Black Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Total Cuntbreed said: Yup,he probably has £60k worth of dental implants There’s one born every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Viking blud eagle Harold Blud Claart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Harold Blud Claart Erik the Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Erik the Black Edmund Fried Chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking horn wearing, snow bunny felching, soy boy faggot, neck bearded, Brew Dog drinking, Hoxton Square type, absolutely disgraceful, AIDS looking, fucking cuck cunt. Spit it out Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Edmund Fried Chicken ‘So what av u stopped me Thor Officer?’ ’There’s been a lot of raping and pillaging in the area today and you fit the description Sir.’ ’Wot u mean Bruv? A black Viking with a beard in a longboat, wearing a horned hat and carrying an axe? ’Correct, you fucking black cunt. Now shut the fuck up and spread em!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 18 hours ago, Total Cuntbreed said: Yup,he probably has £60k worth of dental implants but also forgot to put any toothpaste on his Oral-B toothbrush-stupid Somalian CUNT. His teeth are fucked from all that Quorn shit he doesn't eat but is still happy to take the ££££ for advertising it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can't we just call them cock knockers? I don't like them. They remind me of those little squashed down cunts in 'Phantasm'. There's nothing wrong with calling them Ewoks is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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