Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Baccy. Although we call weed gange, so fuck knows what he was buying. I remember him clearly saying 'pull over here, I'll nip in and get a weed (or some weed)'. Do you think he was selling drugs, whilst supposedly teaching me how to drive? It's no wonder I'm a criminal RK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's him. CGAS. Remember Ducunti? Thick as shit, superb avatar. Was Ducunti the one with the Lamborghini tractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Was Ducunti the one with the Lamborghini tractor? I remember Ducunti, his profile picture was of a hampton, a raging cock muncher if i remember, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 On 28/04/2022 at 22:55, Ape™️ said: This must be a trap… Just imagining her nude definitely smells extremely fishy to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Was Ducunti the one with the Lamborghini tractor? No, that was recent in comparison. You're thinking of the twat who started giving motoring advice and recommending garages in France to Frank. Who led him on to the point where the cunt was virtually preparing his guest room and suggesting where they might eat. At which point, Frank said he wasn't really interested. A masterpiece of misdirection and timing. Ducunti was here until early 2017 and then disappeared. His avatar was some blonde bird with nice tits. Like a Stubby avatar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, that was recent in comparison. You're thinking of the twat who started giving motoring advice and recommending garages in France to Frank. Who led him on to the point where the cunt was virtually preparing his guest room and suggesting where they might eat. At which point, Frank said he wasn't really interested. A masterpiece of misdirection and timing. Ducunti was here until early 2017 and then disappeared. His avatar was some blonde bird with nice tits. Like a Stubby avatar. @Roadkill - this is the Lamborghini wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 On 29/04/2022 at 00:10, Frank said: Nobody wants to see you on here anymore. You should leave. Frank it’s the annual ‘may day run’ on Monday, thousands of motorbikes head to Hastings. Should I take the Harley fat boy with roops on the back or the single seater 48 and go it alone? meeting at locksbottom around 8am. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: Frank it’s the annual ‘may day run’ on Monday, thousands of motorbikes head to Hastings. Should I take the Harley fat boy with roops on the back or the single seater 48 and go it alone? meeting at locksbottom around 8am. Now that Bend and I have reached an entente, I've agreed to chaperone him and Snatch down there on Monday. We'll meet you for jelly and ice cream. Look at their little faces, they're so excited. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Frank it’s the annual ‘may day run’ on Monday, thousands of motorbikes head to Hastings. Should I take the Harley fat boy with roops on the back or the single seater 48 and go it alone? meeting at locksbottom around 8am. Definitely the Fat Boy. A21 Robertsbridge bypass, open it up, and kill yourselves at the roundabout. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 23 hours ago, Roadkill said: You'd cause a power vacuum. A catastrophic influx of half-Jock half-Mackem sub humans, flooding southwards to escape the northern wastes to feed a never-ending, all encompassing hunger for duck ponds and smack. Eventually they'd cross Offa's Dyke, and whatever happens after that, whatever horrific Orc-like monstrosities that come from the West, would be inconceivably worse. don't be such a pufter Killer. I've had budgies harder than you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Now that Bend and I have reached an entente, I've agreed to chaperone him and Snatch down there on Monday. We'll meet you for jelly and ice cream. Look at their little faces, they're so excited. What was fends thinking behind the coif? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 On 25/04/2022 at 20:05, Mrs Roops said: Withers! Last week a friend dragged me to midge infested salt marsh as she wanted to photograph Little Egrets. No Egrets found but amongst the Lapwings, assorted Gulls and Shovelers I came across this solitary goose. I thought of you and took the picture. My friend told me it was a Greylag. The Petite Aigrette. They flock round our cattle feeders by the lake. Very timid birds. Is this what your friend was looking for (though I doubt that you actually have any friends) lol Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 On 29/04/2022 at 16:32, Cuntybaws said: It would make The Island of Doctor Moreau look like a petting zoo. Fuck this .. here's something else for you to worry about Ncuti Gatwa: BBC names actor as next Doctor Who https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61371123 Paging @Eric Cuntmanto the board 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Fuck this .. here's something else for you to worry about Ncuti Gatwa: BBC names actor as next Doctor Who https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61371123 It doesn't worry me, because I wont be watching it. At least he's not a poof; and I suppose it leaves Idris Elba free to play James Bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 26 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Fuck this .. here's something else for you to worry about Ncuti Gatwa: BBC names actor as next Doctor Who https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61371123 Paging @Eric Cuntmanto the board T.A.R.D.I.S .... Tolerance and racial diversity in showbiz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: T.A.R.D.I.S .... Tolerance and racial diversity in showbiz. I thought that him being from Scotland might trouble you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: T.A.R.D.I.S .... Tolerance and racial diversity in showbiz. Ncuti's father is obviously dyslexic. Surely he meant to register him as Cunti Gatwa. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: I thought that him being from Scotland might trouble you. There have been a few Scottish Doctors over the years, but as this cunt is Rwandan he doesn't really count as one of them. (I apply the same sort of logic to Mo Farah.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 T.A.R.D.I.S Thieving and raping done in space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2022 Report Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: There have been a few Scottish Doctors over the years, but as this cunt is Rwandan he doesn't really count as one of them. (I apply the same sort of logic to Mo Farah.) Needless to say that if Mo Farah stopped running away from our Eric, he would need a doctor. What a Quorn eating, skinny cunt, and Mo is no better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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