Frank Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's made 94 posts in seven days compared to my 37, and prior to that I was top of the pops for four weeks straight. What's your point, thicko? The figures don't lie. Either way, despite being infinitely less entertaining than myself, Bend has still managed something that has eluded you over the past few years, a place on the board. get fucked, time warp, Hollyoaks watching pervert. My point is that sometimes I think it's only Eric on here who understands me. I've said it in jest in the past, but I really do think you're not the full ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Bend, contrary to the thoughts of a couple of saps on here, and if I can be serious for a moment, I find your posts both amusing and enlightening.. not to mention very funny at times! The proof is in the pudding if the leaderboard is anything to go by. I don't know where your recent form comes from, but long may it last. Two simpletons groomed in a fortnight. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Frank said: My point is that sometimes I think it's only Eric on here who understands me. Transparent, senile old fuck. F- must try harder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Frank said: Do you think perhaps the majority of members have grown sick and fucking tired of your repetitive trite? Change the record, cunt. Pot, kettle, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Transparent, senile old fuck. F- must try harder. You're getting ahead of yourself. Stick your knee in your stupid cunt mouth. I'm gonna stick my neck out and suggest that you'll disappear from the leaderboard in the coming days, regardless of what tedious repetitive shite you come up with. Granted, you were the best on here for a few years, but it's over now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Two simpletons groomed in a fortnight. Brilliant. Did ducks wake you up from his sock draw ? Straight in to the bum-licking as predicted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Pot, kettle, cunt. Use your nut, withers.. play the game. Thick fuck.. worse than Eddie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You're getting ahead of yourself. Stick you knee in your stupid cunt mouth. I'm gonna stick my neck out and suggest that you'll disappear from the leaderboard in the coming days, regardless of what tedious repetitive shite you come up with. Granted, you were the best on here for a few years, but it's over now. See the above. Predictable, one trick wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Did ducks wake you up from his sock draw ? Straight in to the bum-licking as predicted. No. I just struggle with the lobotomised. Leave this place, you’re putting potentially talented newbies off. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: No. I just struggle with the lobotomised. Leave this place, you’re putting potentially talented newbies off. Fucking idiot. Your thick fat fucking fish fingers couldn't wait to type that, think before you engage your single brain cell.. Give ducks my best. Cripple in a bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He is one of the 10 best ever though. If O'Sullivan had never picked up a cue, he would have more world titles than hendry. He is a shifty cunt though. Top five. You could also argue White would've been 4-5 times world champ had the zitty Scottish machine never picked up a cue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: Top five. You could also argue White would've been 4-5 times world champ had the zitty Scottish machine never picked up a cue. Ray Reardon's up there too. People think, 'old fashioned player' but a clever match player who could rein in any amount of precocious talent and stay in control. Davis and Hendry were the next of that generation, with Hurricanes and Whirlwinds grabbing headlines, but not as many titles. Then in 1992 the Three Musketeers arrived and became the first generation of true all-rounders. In short, Reardon and Higgins were the parents of modern snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 16 hours ago, Frank said: Use your nut, withers.. play the game. Thick fuck.. worse than Eddie. Well Frank, at least I'm not related to these cunts. Dress by Stella McCartney, shoes by Crockett & Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well Frank, at least I'm not related to these cunts. Dress by Stella McCartney, shoes by Crockett & Jones. Frank had them at his bar-mitzvos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ray Reardon's up there too. People think, 'old fashioned player' but a clever match player who could rein in any amount of precocious talent and stay in control. Davis and Hendry were the next of that generation, with Hurricanes and Whirlwinds grabbing headlines, but not as many titles. Then in 1992 the Three Musketeers arrived and became the first generation of true all-rounders. In short, Reardon and Higgins were the parents of modern snooker. I think Reardon would have struggled against today's top players - from Robertson & Trump et al. upwards. The standard of the game, especially the ability to keep opponents away from the table with big breaks, has improved way beyond Reardon's day. On paper he'll always be one of the greats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I think Reardon would have struggled against today's top players - from Robertson & Trump et al. upwards. The standard of the game, especially the ability to keep opponents away from the table with big breaks, has improved way beyond Reardon's day. On paper he'll always be one of the greats. The overall standard is significantly higher. More frames won in one visit. More players able to play shots with their non dominant hand too. Also, some the equipment is different as well as the knap being finer. The half and full butts shaking like fuck long gone. It pains me to say it, but I am pleased that tubby kitchen sink turned over boring bastard Selby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Beast said: The overall standard is significantly higher. More frames won in one visit. More players able to play shots with their non dominant hand too. Also, some the equipment is different as well as the knap being finer. The half and full butts shaking like fuck long gone. It pains me to say it, but I am pleased that tubby kitchen sink turned over boring bastard Selby. Oddjob is my pick for the first Chinese world champ. Not this year, but within 5-6 years. Ding is a lost cause. All the tools, zero character or bottle. When he just plays, he can glide around the table unravelling the pack like O'Sullivan, but as soon as he's a frame behind, the head goes down, the eye starts twitching and he gives up. Selby is a walking fucking dirge. I do hope the lovely Vickie is busy elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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