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On 19/04/2022 at 07:34, Penelope Alive said:

Also the retired because they get a bus pass.

Anyone who reaches retirement age and hasn’t managed to accrue sufficient income to negate the requirement for public transport should be hacked to death in public. Then torched. Peasant-wagon filth.

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9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Anyone who reaches retirement age and hasn’t managed to accrue sufficient income to negate the requirement for public transport should be hacked to death in public. Then torched. Peasant-wagon filth.

That’s rather judgemental if you don’t mind me saying so. What about fat Jewish benders in wheelchairs? How are they supposed to rule the world with such restrictions on their mobility? You haven’t thought this one through have you brightboy?

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

You love the cooler don't you. Has Roops been doing her Joan Ferguson in frilly nickers routine?

She's a saucy mare alright. She likes to peg.

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14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Anyone who reaches retirement age and hasn’t managed to accrue sufficient income to negate the requirement for public transport should be hacked to death in public. Then torched. Peasant-wagon filth.

You are not thinking clearly, DC.

The top deck of a bus for over 65’s is not a bad idea. The key is to jigger the load when they climb up/down the stairs.

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On 18/04/2022 at 17:26, Guest Timmy said:

Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows?

But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts.

Kill yourself before I track you down to torture you to death, only to find someone’s got there before me- Probably one of your work colleagues or a close family member 

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On 18/04/2022 at 17:26, Guest Timmy said:

Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows?

But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts.

Hard bastards at the back.  

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On 25/06/2022 at 19:51, Cunty BigBollox said:

Own up. Who's seen the new Sure deodorant advert then. I reckon the geezer in it has been drinking the stuff because he's absolutely legless. 

At least if he falls he's got a built in cushion in his colostomy bag

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