Dyslexic cnut Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you gone all Italian on me? Absinthe in his crème egg? Doc…what the fuck is happening here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 14 hours ago, ProfB said: Why does Mega Mickles do that tight lipped smile thing? On her, I think it's a contempt micro-expression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, the thought of That photon sparkled blonde hair spread out across a black satin sheet, was what kept me watching. It didn't happen in the film, but it happened in the part of my brain that communicates with my dick. Black satin sheets? Is that so she can find and lick up the cum that misses her face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Why are you bothering with this? I can read this anti British shite in the Guardian and on the BBC website any time I like. We don’t need some dullard to remind us thanks very much. So go there. While you're at it, why don't you go answer all the polls on Twitter with 'not sure'. Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Black satin sheets? Is that so she can find and lick up the cum that misses her face? I think it was just an aesthetic cerebral construct. Or a negative reality inversion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Timmy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 17/04/2022 at 13:24, Parabolic Cunting said: The piss has been fizzing to such a degree this morning that the acidity levels would melt The Hague and it's denizens into the kind of sewer sludge these so called heroes have left in their wake during the numerous conflicts they entered blindly in the name of national security. Pointless wars, foreign meddling, seizure of foreign wealth and deliberate destabilisation. You're not in a wheelchair because you bravely stormed the castle, you're in a wheelchair because you failed to ask what the fuck you were doing there in the first place. And now we're celebrating these cunts? The first gulf war and it's vile food for oil program killed 1.9 million Iraqis, starving to death 500 thousand kids. And we wonder why these cunts started bombing us? Get fucked. Wheel yourself off a fucking cliff you ignorant cunt and take that ginger piece of shit with you. Hear hear, sick of that ginger cunt taking credit for a load of spastics mincing around. Fuck off back to Noncewood and take that half chat cunt with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 I'd watch the fuck out of this if they were vetted for PTSD first, and only allowed to compete if they did have it. Imagine some mind-fucked raspberries thinking that one of the shots was going to explode after being thrown, tipping their wheelchair over believing that the javelin was just fucked at them by some 8 foot shine in a loincloth. A row of belmers all hobbling along, legs like snapped candles, lurching for their lives after hearing the starting pistol. It'd be fucking brilliant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, nocti said: I'd watch the fuck out of this if they were vetted for PTSD first, and only allowed to compete if they did have it. Imagine some mind-fucked raspberries thinking that one of the shots was going to explode after being thrown, tipping their wheelchair over believing that the javelin was just fucked at them by some 8 foot shine in a loincloth. A row of belmers all hobbling along, legs like snapped candles, lurching for their lives after hearing the starting pistol. It'd be fucking brilliant. The whole hero worshipping cult that grew up around these cunts in the mind '00s continues to this day. No one put a gun against their heads and made them take the Queen's shilling. Why the fuck should they get compensation when one of their legs gets Tikka Massalad by a goat wallahs hastily prepared nail bomb? They knew the risks, it's no good crying to Hewitt's kid 15 years after the act. "Help for Heroes". Fuck that, we should go back to the days when the army and all its recruits were considered to be the dregs and detritus of British society. Scum of the fucking Earth as The Iron Duke so accurately put it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: The whole hero worshipping cult that grew up around these cunts in the mind '00s continues to this day. No one put a gun against their heads and made them take the Queen's shilling. Why the fuck should they get compensation when one of their legs gets Tikka Massalad by a goat wallahs hastily prepared nail bomb? They knew the risks, it's no good crying to Hewitt's kid 15 years after the act. "Help for Heroes". Fuck that, we should go back to the days when the army and all its recruits were considered to be the dregs and detritus of British society. Scum of the fucking Earth as The Iron Duke so accurately put it. A quick glance around a few shopping centres up and down the country, followed by a meet and greet with the unwashed, kale-eating student cunts at some of our leading universities should give any aspiring arse-cadet wankers a clue as to what they'd be risking their lives for nowadays. I dare say you'd be able to fit our entire army inside Neil's rape-wagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 9 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: So go there. While you're at it, why don't you go answer all the polls on Twitter with 'not sure'. Thick cunt. Twitter you say? The font of all knowledge. I’ll get onto it straight away. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 17/04/2022 at 13:24, Parabolic Cunting said: The first gulf war and it's vile food for oil program killed 1.9 million Iraqis, starving to death 500 thousand kids So what’s not to celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 17/04/2022 at 14:58, Parabolic Cunting said: Is there a cerebrally challenged discus? We could see our first live on air decapitation. If so, I'm in. The no legged high jump should be interesting. The rest of it they can stick up their arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 17/04/2022 at 16:27, camberwell gypsy said: Fair enough. My grandad who served in North Africa and Italy hated the poppy "bollocks" as he called it. He believed that soldiers who were drafted and came back invalided, should have been supported by the government who made them serve. He told me that the officers he served under were all former public schoolboys who were as thick as fuck who "couldn't find their balls if they weren't in bags". I’m not going to put up with any of this disrespect which I’m detecting towards our brave heroes. But having said that I must point out that I served in both world wars, coming out of retirement and lying about my age to enlist both times. I was shipwrecked during the battle of Trafalgar and swam underwater all the way back to England. The only regret I have is ditching my medals in the Bay of Biscay when I realised I couldn’t fight off a 45 foot great white shark while wearing them. Having no arms or legs didn’t stop me serving my country for the next 200 years. All these poofs and Nancy boys mincing around at the Invictus Games with some of their limbs left intact don’t know they’re fucking born. I despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not going to put up with any of this disrespect which I’m detecting towards our brave heroes. But having said that I must point out that I served in both world wars, coming out of retirement and lying about my age to enlist both times. I was shipwrecked during the battle of Trafalgar and swam underwater all the way back to England. The only regret I have is ditching my medals in the Bay of Biscay when I realised I couldn’t fight off a 45 foot great white shark while wearing them. Having no arms or legs didn’t stop me serving my country for the next 200 years. All these poofs and Nancy boys mincing around at the Invictus Games with some of their limbs left intact don’t know they’re fucking born. I despair. You fucking liar. I heard it was a 15 foot hammer head shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You fucking liar. I heard it was a 15 foot hammer head shark. Don’t believe anything that cunt Admiral Bing said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Don’t believe anything that cunt Admiral Bing said. Bigger cunt than Admiral Byng. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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