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Guest Fatty Junior
Just now, Fatty Junior said:

Been in sunny places for a few months, missed you cunts

Is Eddie still breathing, not seen him lately, fucking mug Cunt 

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If the Earth was half its size and weight, you would weigh half of what you do now. Coz there would only be half as much gravity pulling you downwards. Mostly.

There’s no such thing as gravity. The Earth is not a spinning ball. It’s flat and covered with a dome, and things only fall to the ground because they’re heavy.

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16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If we allow her to calculate the mass of the planet, I confidently predict that the new, official planetary size would produce a gravity field that would see her tipping the scales at around 2 and a half stone.

If ever you need a warm and comforting thought to get you through the a cold night on the door of some WMC while a fat lass does Adele covers before the meat raffle, imagine dear Diane in scrubs, stethoscope draped around her neck, bearing down on your rusty sheriffs badge while squeezing KY onto a gloved index finger. Knowing your fondness for Black doctors I’m sure that delightful vision will get you through to last orders. 

Happy Easter. 

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Guest Fatty Junior
2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Who threw you nuts, dickhead? Oh, and the irony of spelling “fuckwit” incorrectly should crush you like a fucking asteroid you fat fucking Mong. 

Very good, shithead

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Guest judgetwi
14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If ever you need a warm and comforting thought to get you through the a cold night on the door of some WMC while a fat lass does Adele covers before the meat raffle, imagine dear Diane in scrubs, stethoscope draped around her neck, bearing down on your rusty sheriffs badge while squeezing KY onto a gloved index finger. Knowing your fondness for Black doctors I’m sure that delightful vision will get you through to last orders. 

Happy Easter. 

Oh dear. WMC? Adele? Meat raffle?

There’s your snobby psyche laid out for the whole world to see. 
Those rough boys really did give you a hard time at school didn’t they Skippy?

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