Last Cunt Standing Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/armed-robber-jailed-after-holding-18655717 This charming waste of skin is apparently back on the mean streets of South Wales, even fatter than he was at the height of his fame back in the Summer of 2020. I hear he doesn’t like being reminded of his Chip Shop antics, preferring to style himself as some sort of legendary Welsh gangster who is now branching out into door security. Possibly at Gregg’s. @Eric Cuntman I think a little holiday in the valleys is in order, check his Union card if you will. Perhaps you can drop in on @Mrs Roops while you’re over there, seems she could use the friends at the moment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8561299/Knife-wielding-teenager-19-holds-local-kebab-shop-blade-free-bag-CHIPS.html This charming waste of skin is apparently back on the mean streets of South Wales, even fatter than he was at the height of his fame back in the Summer of 2020. I hear he doesn’t like being reminded of his Chip Shop antics, preferring to style himself as some sort of legendary Welsh gangster who is now branching out into door security. Possibly at Gregg’s. @Eric Cuntman I think a little holiday in the valleys is in order, check his Union card if you will. Perhaps you can drop in on @Mrs Roops while you’re over there, seems she could use the friends at the moment. You know how these things escalate: today a kebab shop tomorrow Ben and Jerry's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You know how these things escalate: today a kebab shop tomorrow Ben and Jerry's Fucking Ben & Jerry.. pair of cynical money grabbing Jew cunts pretending they're chilled out Tommy Chong type cunts. Borat was right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking Ben & Jerry.. pair of cynical money grabbing Jew cunts pretending they're chilled out Tommy Chong type cunts. Borat was right. I’d be more confident in admitting my love of Chunky Monkey to you Eric, if I didn’t think it would lead to a deluge of Dianne Abbott jokes from the usual Corner heavyweights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Give the violent fat fuck all the chips he wants. Personally, I want to see how fast he can make his legs rot off with diabetes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d be more confident in admitting my love of Chunky Monkey to you Eric, if I didn’t think it would lead to a deluge of Dianne Abbott jokes from the usual Corner heavyweights. How would Chunky Monkey lead to Dianne Abbott jokes? Is it because the stupid cunt would always get the price wrong because she's shit at maths? Or because she'd eat lots of it because she's hideously obese? Maybe it's slang for the stomach contents her smack head son voids all over the police van floor after a fun night out? Please explain further... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: Give the violent fat fuck all the chips he wants. Personally, I want to see how fast he can make his legs rot off with diabetes. The poor lad bach .. The court heard he has no previous convictions. Hywel Davies, for Hawkins, said the defendant had learning difficulties, and struggled to understand the consequences of actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 Any cunt that call their shop 'Yummies' deserves to be stabbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 Penfold- The Crack Years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: How would Chunky Monkey lead to Dianne Abbott jokes? Cos she's fat and black. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Cos she's fat and black. She isn't black. She's just so fat that her gravity field obscures light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: She isn't black. She's just so fat that her gravity field obscures light. If we allow her to calculate the mass of the planet, I confidently predict that the new, official planetary size would produce a gravity field that would see her tipping the scales at around 2 and a half stone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If we allow her to calculate the mass of the planet, I confidently predict that the new, official planetary size would produce a gravity field that would see her tipping the scales at around 2 and a half stone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Penfold- The Crack Years. Why on earth didn't they just chuck the tub of salad at the fat cunt. In my experience fat cunts like him will soon fuck off when they see salad and other healthy snacks. Let's wait for the opinion of someone more experienced in this theory. @judgetwi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking Ben & Jerry.. pair of cynical money grabbing Jew cunts pretending they're chilled out Tommy Chong type cunts. Borat was right. You're a Mr Whippy fan then Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If we allow her to calculate the mass of the planet, I confidently predict that the new, official planetary size would produce a gravity field that would see her tipping the scales at around 2 and a half stone. 2 and a half stone Oh! So she Loses weight then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 11 hours ago, Neil said: Any cunt that call their shop 'Yummies' deserves to be stabbed. Harsh but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 2 and a half stone Oh! So she Loses weight then? If the Earth was half its size and weight, you would weigh half of what you do now. Coz there would only be half as much gravity pulling you downwards. Mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're a Mr Whippy fan then Eric? Yeah. Scoop ice cream is wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If the Earth was half its size and weight, you would weigh half of what you do now. Coz there would only be half as much gravity pulling you downwards. Mostly. Actually Eric I need to go to spacksavers. When I read your comment I thought it said '20 and a half stone!'. So it renders my comment/joke totally invalid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 When the fat pig goes back to jail, why not appoint Diane Abbott to total the sentencing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/armed-robber-jailed-after-holding-18655717 This charming waste of skin is apparently back on the mean streets of South Wales, even fatter than he was at the height of his fame back in the Summer of 2020. I hear he doesn’t like being reminded of his Chip Shop antics, preferring to style himself as some sort of legendary Welsh gangster who is now branching out into door security. Possibly at Gregg’s. @Eric Cuntman I think a little holiday in the valleys is in order, check his Union card if you will. Perhaps you can drop in on @Mrs Roops while you’re over there, seems she could use the friends at the moment. What the fuck!!!!!! You fucking boring fuckwitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're a Mr Whippy fan then Eric? You wanna suck my chubby Gyps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: How you doing Decs, soppy Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 Just now, Fatty Junior said: How you doing Decs, soppy Cunt Great to see you back, Fats. Thoughts on Bend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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