Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bender apparently knows my full address and name (Dickie Doubleday esq, troll extraordinare.) I'd like him to knock on my door and challenge me to a duel. Bearing in mind the physical description of Doubleday, who I may or may not be, he'll end up going back to his East London shithole in a hearse. Come on, Bend, I'll be waiting for you. I got given an Estwing 20 Oz claw hammer last week. He'll be so jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got given an Estwing 20 Oz claw hammer last week. He'll be so jealous. I'd like him to persuade his Neanderthal cousin Snatch to make a return. Then I could kick both their cunts in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 On 22/03/2022 at 13:21, Jake The Muss said: Obviously you live a very sad life as you let a complete cunt like me keep aggravating you at will, are you ever off this site and living in the real world ? Is this all you have , go and take up fishing, you won't need a rod as you're part duck. Enjoy the fens. I’m - Jake - The - Muss deedle eedle eedle um With my knob of pus deedle eedle eedle um Whenever I cum I stick my thumb Right up my rancid, hairy bum I'm - Jake - The - Muss deedle eedle eedle um With my knob of pus deedle eedle eedle um. With insincere apologies to the big fucking pervert, Rolf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Arnold said: I’m - Jake - The - Muss deedle eedle eedle um With my knob of puss deedle eedle eedle um Whenever I cum I stick my thumb Right up my rancid, hairy bum I'm - Jake - The - Muss deedle eedle eedle um With my knob of puss deedle eedle eedle um. With insincere apologies to the big fucking pervert, Rolf. You've certainly got this idiot's number, Arn. Imagine dragging your missus and several small children along to a punch up with a fictional, black, spare car parts selling millionaire. I'm sure his family will look back with warmth and fondness at the memory of him shitting his pants in rage whilst screaming "EDDDDDIIIIEEEE" at the pigeons. What an absolute fucking cretin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've certainly got this idiot's number, Arn. Imagine dragging your missus and several small children along to a punch up with a fictional, black, spare car parts selling millionaire. I'm sure his family will look back with warmth and fondness at the memory of him shitting his pants in rage whilst screaming "EDDDDDIIIIEEEE" at the pigeons. What an absolute fucking cretin. If @Eddie is imaginary, who the fuck did I give my Lada to? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If @Eddie is imaginary, who the fuck did I give my Lada to? Drew is black, allegedly, although being constantly pissed out of his fucking mind and a total spastic renders buying a car a bit pointless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've certainly got this idiot's number, Arn. Imagine dragging your missus and several small children along to a punch up with a fictional, black, spare car parts selling millionaire. That's actually quite funny..have a like PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Arnold said: I’m - Jake - The - Muss deedle eedle eedle um With my knob of puss deedle eedle eedle um Whenever I cum I stick my thumb Right up my rancid, hairy bum I'm - Jake - The - Muss deedle eedle eedle um With my knob of puss deedle eedle eedle um. With insincere apologies to the big fucking pervert, Rolf. It's Arnie the kid who speaks like a flid..are you from Norfolk by some chance, give my regards to your moronic overload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I loved the 'punch-up in the park' episode. Fender not only provided the photographic evidence of Danson Park Manor that I asked him for, but he also took a picture of the lake island that I swam across to with Zoe Phelps for some old fashioned 1980s snogging and fingering when I was 14. Eddie never really did explain his absence. Fenders kids must have been disappointed that the fight didn't happen. I was there Eric, I Offered fender out in front of his wife and kids, but he just cried his eyes out and said he was sorry. I am not ashamed to say I put my arm around him and said it’s ok… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eddie said: I was there Eric, I Offered fender out in front of his wife and kids, but he just cried his eyes out and said he was sorry. I am not ashamed to say I put my arm around him and said it’s ok… It's a testament to your sharp eyes, Ed, that you managed to identify The Bend taking into account his elaborate disguise: I suppose the large group of feral and retarded children plus Snatch's nappies littering the ground around him gave you an inkling that the cunt was about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew is black, allegedly, although being constantly pissed out of his fucking mind and a total spastic renders buying a car a bit pointless. Drew could be black, a curry muncher or a fucking chink but being pissed out of his skull 24/7 not even he knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: about Aboot according to his moose fucking mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Obviously you live a very sad life as you let a complete cunt like me keep aggravating you at will, are you ever off this site and living in the real world ? Is this all you have , go and take up fishing, you won't need a rod as you're part duck. Enjoy the fens. Part duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Part duck? Weren't you once close mates with this cunt? For a man with an over inflated sense of his own sartorial importance, I can't even begin to imagine that you'd accept this wanker with his paint flecked,George of Asda stonewashed jeans. All that aside, he's related to Snatch. Fucking Snatch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Part duck? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 52 minutes ago, Eddie said: I was there Eric, I Offered fender out in front of his wife and kids, but he just cried his eyes out and said he was sorry. I am not ashamed to say I put my arm around him and said it’s ok… Good for you. Not many darkies would demonstrate such compassion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Weren't you once close mates with this cunt? For a man with an over inflated sense of his own sartorial importance, I can't even begin to imagine that you'd accept this wanker with his paint flecked,George of Asda stonewashed jeans. All that aside, he's related to Snatch. Fucking Snatch. I’ve been close to nearly all of you at one time or another. Some closer than they’ll ever know... @Stubby Pecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: I’ve been close to nearly all of you at one time or another. Some closer than they’ll ever know... @Stubby Pecker What is it you hold your wig on with these days? The tried a tested chin strap or week old spunk milked from a barely legal rent boy? lol fuck off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Part duck? Surely you know D has webbed feet, one of them is a club foot to make matters worse, got some fucking beak on him as well...apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Surely you know D has webbed feet, one of them is a club foot to make matters worse, got some fucking beak on him as well...apparently. Agreed on both counts. However, unlike you, he doesn’t cast his hair with margarine and his brain is bigger than a bird’s. Utterly butterly-headed fucking cretin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Agreed on both counts. However, unlike you, he doesn’t cast his hair in margarine and his brain is bigger than a bird’s. Utterly butterly-headed fucking cretin. After all these years, you still speak from clinkered bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I was there Eric, I Offered fender out in front of his wife and kids, but he just cried his eyes out and said he was sorry. I am not ashamed to say I put my arm around him and said it’s ok… Something i will never forget, been a changed man since that moment of kindness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Something i will never forget, been a changed man since that moment of kindness. Awww, you two. I don't normally shed tears of happiness unless I've just watched the George Floyd video, but this has really moved me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Awww, you two. I don't normally shed tears of happiness unless I've just watched the George Floyd video, but this has really moved me. You should have been there and seen it Eric...i mean....Mmm....difficult to explain the level of...sorrry Eric i'm getting chocked up thinking of that splendid moment....can't find the words but the...high i had was like listening to Greta Dumbberg singing never gonna give you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 14 hours ago, Frank said: Utterly butterly-headed fucking cretin. Vintage Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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