Guest judgetwi Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 I heard Shane was a big fan of sugar. He used to sniff it straight off the table apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Frank said: Neil you dope. Tears for Fears have just hit the number one spot with their all new album ‘The Tipping Point’. What do you think about that?🕺 Fuck Tears for fucking Fears. Pile of fucking shit. Up there own smug, fucking arse wankers. Two bites of the cherry cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Just heard that Rod Marsh has took his last stumping! Fucking hell. I loved watching him keeping wicket. He was one of the real hard bastard, hard drinkers you associated with cricket back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The greatest Spin bowler of all time has been found dead in his Thai villa, suspected heart attack. All partisan snide apart, he was a fucking legend and had half of the England team in his pocket for more than a decade. He did of course live it large, which may well in the end have been his undoing. Please God he died face down in a gaggle of giggling Thai nubiles trying to summon the ghost of Liz Hurley past. Vale, Shane. Many a glass will be raised in your direction. We will never see your like again. Low density lipoprotein is a complete Cunt. Shane Warne is great evidence that cricket is not a sport. Lardy fucking cunt. I'll raise a glass, full of my fizzy piss, then I'll throw it over the front row of mourners before kicking his elevated casket so his rotting corpse thuds at their feet. I might even grab his chops and pretend he's talking so his brain-dead brood can hear one last time why he couldn't be bothered to spend time with them. Good nom, for entirely the wrong reasons you disgusting fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Frank said: She did indeed. The title track is dedicated to the poor lady. Life is great in London Town. https://ibb.co/nL6Cmr2 G.A.Y? Silly old poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 13 hours ago, Roadkill said: What happened between you two? The boat .. it turned out to be an old canoe on a derelict canal in Herefordshire. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Cuntbreed Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Wonder if he will be cremated? All that botox could cause a massive flash fire Maybe they can put his ashes in the Ashes https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-5993329%2FShane-Warne-dabbled-Botox-fillers-eyebrow-lift.html&psig=AOvVaw1M186AGjiwJ6BK5NECi0sh&ust=1646568343138000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=2ahUKEwiooOaa9672AhUDehoKHQhmCWMQr4kDegUIARDKAQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, Total Cuntbreed said: Maybe they can put his ashes in the Ashes They'll need a considerably bigger urn for that fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 15 hours ago, Arnold said: Fuck Tears for fucking Fears. Pile of fucking shit. Up there own smug, fucking arse wankers. Two bites of the cherry cunts. A strong and justifiable indictment of a pair tinkling fucking has-beens. I'm not sure if you've noticed, Arn, but Frank and Neil have recently developed some sort of Corner support group for those who enjoy shit music. I can picture them metaphorically going through each others records. Neil's exclusively AC/DC, Iron Maiden and Motorhead collection covered in old hot dog grease and doodles of cocks. Frank's obscure Jazz and Blues records disguised to hide any black faces on the album sleeve in case Neil the neanderthal's white van man sensibilities get triggered. What an awful pair of fucking audibly challenged cunts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Conspiracy theorist tinfoil hat weirdo. I was about to say all that. 👍 Well it was either that or he 'got on it' on his lads holiday, I can imagine him now...massive fat line (before getting drunk=big mistake), got some brasses round, tried to do a spin bowl down the hotel hallway to impress said brasses and keeled over and died. The daft cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 https://ibb.co/tXCn5b9 rest in peace old friend. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Well it was either that or he 'got on it' on his lads holiday, I can imagine him now...massive fat line (before getting drunk=big mistake), got some brasses round, tried to do a spin bowl down the hotel hallway to impress said brasses and keeled over and died. The daft cunt. 3 grams, 4x100mg viagra and 12 double JDs (or 22 pints of strong lager) is the widely accepted safe limit before commencing a marathon sex orgy involving multiple prozzies (maximum 6). I suspect Mr Warne either exceeded these limits, or as you say the ‘Ouchi Fauchi’ totally safe experimental medical procedure will have been the cause of his misfortune. There has been nothing so far reported as to whether he was wearing a mask when he keeled over. 😷 Mmm! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: There has been nothing so far reported as to whether he was wearing a mask when he keeled over. 😷 Mmm! Could it be that after living under the Australian Covid dictatorship for years, the prospect of not having to wear a mask overwhelmed Shane and ultimately killed him? Australians need time to adjust to normal society, and maybe Shane moved to quickly in removing his mask...without a back up one underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Could it be that after living under the Australian Covid dictatorship for years, the prospect of not having to wear a mask overwhelmed Shane and ultimately killed him? Australians need time to adjust to normal society, and maybe Shane moved to quickly in removing his mask...without a back up one underneath. The whole thing’s got me stumped I have to admit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: The whole thing’s got me stumped I have to admit. A successful man, in his prime...does the 'right thing' gets 'vaccinated' and ends up dead. It's just not cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: A successful man, in his prime...does the 'right thing' gets 'vaccinated' and ends up dead. It's just not cricket. No one has spotted the obvious (to me) common denominator here Raaas. Batflu….. Cricket bat. Let’s see how all the cunts who’ve called me a tinfoil hat blah, blah, blah weirdo explain this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Much respect to Shane Warne, who leaves a legacy of being arguably the greatest bowler, living an action-packed & hedonistic lifestyle which included blasting his beans up Liz Hurley and outliving James Hunt by seven years. Still, at 52 it's a stark reminder to limit myself to one bottle of red tonight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: blasting his beans up Liz Hurley Hugh Grants (fuckwit extraordinaire) sloppy seconds’. She’s obviously not too discerning when choosing her next ‘flange filler’. A decent looking bit of cunt admittedly, but been around the clock quite a few times, so her undercarriage is likely to be as clapped out as the motors on Arthur Daleys car lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hugh Grants (fuckwit extraordinaire) sloppy seconds’. She’s obviously not too discerning when choosing her next ‘flange filler’. A decent looking bit of cunt admittedly, but been around the clock quite a few times, so her undercarriage is likely to be as clapped out as the motors on Arthur Daleys car lot. It makes you wonder though, how he goes from a looker like Liz to that fuck ugly brass he was caught with, in the back of his motor in LA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: one bottle of red tonight. I think it's a bit hypocritical of you to point out my lack of sophistication with regards to coffee... and then admit to drinking illicit diesel! Why don't you buy it legitimately from the Shell garage like the rest of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think it's a bit hypocritical of you to point out my lack of sophistication with regards to coffee... and then admit to drinking illicit diesel! Why don't you buy it legitimately from the Shell garage like the rest of us? Never. While I have no choice other than to buy diesel for my thirsty 4x4, I won't pay a penny more to the thieving Sri Lankens running my local garage via hugely inflated alcohol prices. I understand they are buying in fuel at super-high prices at present (not from Russian oil I believe), so I can at least forgive them for setting around £1.60 per litre. So far as food & drinks etc. is concerned, they rip you off. Okay, they sell the same stuff as supermarkets at higher prices because they can't buy in bulk to the same level, so they must charge more to earn a profit (since their expenses are higher), however, some of their price hikes are as much as 300%. Cheeky bastards. You'll never catch me paying £8-9 for a bottle of utter horse piss, much of which makes its way into the pockets of those from a country which has grasped the concept of the British Isles' historic relationship with alcohol very well indeed. Presumably your local Shell garage also has a hirsute little man emitting a waft of nuclear BO working behind the screen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 On 04/03/2022 at 15:45, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's the fucking 'vaccine' I tell ya. He was double jabbed and then caught Covid 19...not meaning to scare anyone but if you've had this experimental vaccine with no long term testing then you might get dead. Maybe today, maybe next week, year, decade...it's a ticking timebomb going around your body and we'll be too busy watching the war to notice. 😱 You're wasting your time telling the thick fucks on here, maybe they should look at the 5 year body removal contract on the government website, that started last year in september and finishes in august 2026....so they're expecting a lot of death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You're wasting your time telling the thick fucks on here, maybe they should look at the 5 year body removal contract on the government website, that started last year in september and finishes in august 2026....so they're expecting a lot of death. This refers to an existing statutory requirement which requires district councils to provide body retrieval and transport facilities to HM Coroners Office. The story you refer to is a renewal of an existing contract that has been in operation for more than a decade. Unfortunately the Corner has more than its fair share of thicksters who will allude this as special Covid measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 49 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: This refers to an existing statutory requirement which requires district councils to provide body retrieval and transport facilities to HM Coroners Office. The story you refer to is a renewal of an existing contract that has been in operation for more than a decade. Unfortunately the Corner has more than its fair share of thicksters who will allude this as special Covid measure. @Frank says that a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Unfortunately the Corner has more than its fair share of thicksters I’m glad someone else has spotted them. I thought it was just me who was onto them.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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