Decimus Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: In his next paralytic stupor he’d convince himself, and anyone else he stumbles into, that he’s a secret Oligarch and his billions will soon be unfrozen to clear up his bill at the local Spar shop. The man is a complete and utter fucking disgrace. Despite having a heavy disdain for local government, he works for an RSL which is basically the poor man's equivalent of a career in local government, full of ineptitude and slovenly practices but without the associated benefits. On top of that he's a rogue landlord who fiddles with "infamous Potterton" boilers, putting his tenants lives at risk to save a few pennies to put toward his daily Frosty Jack's consumption. If that wasn't enough to condemn him in the eyes of any normal human being, he regularly hosts two completely self important fucking idiots who are involved in high level local politics. Possibly the most loathsome creature on this site, even after taking into account the existence of Frank, Pen and Withers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: The man is a complete and utter fucking disgrace. Despite having a heavy disdain for local government, he works for an RSL which is basically the poor man's equivalent of a career in local government, full of ineptitude and slovenly practices but without the associated benefits. On top of that he's a rogue landlord who fiddles with "infamous Potterton" boilers, putting his tenants lives at risk to save a few pennies to put toward his daily Frosty Jack's consumption. If that wasn't enough to condemn him in the eyes of any normal human being, he regularly hosts two completely self important fucking idiots who are involved in high level local politics. Possibly the most loathsome creature on this site, even after taking into account the existence of Frank, Pen and Withers. I was having a laugh Decs. I find the banter between you lot who preceded me on here seriously funny, whether real or not. I just poked my nose in because sanctions seems to be the buzz word at the moment on the news. Drew, Ape and most of the old school cunts are good entertainment for a more recent cunt like me. Pen being the obvious exception. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 On 06/03/2022 at 18:59, Decimus said: Confirmation, if any were needed, that he really is a grotesquely overweight, sad fucking cunt. A shut-in so disconnected from reality that he is shocked into disbelief by even the most mundane of anecdotes. Fuck I hate him. And who can blame you? I’ve come across donkeys on beaches who are smarter than you. Still, at least you’re not a fake fucking bullshitting cunt pretending to be a woman. 🔺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve come across donkeys on beaches 🔺 Even for a Yid this is disgusting behaviour. PM @cunt I'm sure you've got much to discuss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: And who can blame you? I’ve come across donkeys on beaches who are smarter than you. Still, at least you’re not a fake fucking bullshitting cunt pretending to be a woman. 🔺 Coming across donkeys? You pervert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Coming across donkeys? You pervert I’ve shot my muck over many an ass in the past. Does that count? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Coming across donkeys? You pervert Straight from the well thumbed copy of “Benny Hill’s Best Jokes”, no doubt stolen from the local library. ( before the Pikeys nicked all the lead off the roof obviously) My congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Straight from the well thumbed copy of “Benny Hill’s Best Jokes”, no doubt stolen from the local library. ( before the Pikeys nicked all the lead off the roof obviously) My congratulations. Did you hear the one about the Jewish paedophile He comes from behind a bush and says "Hey little boy, do want to buy some sweets"?* *Straight from the well thumbed "1001 best Jewish jokes". Foreword by Reynard Heydrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you hear the one about the Jewish paedophile He comes from behind a bush and says "Hey little boy, do want to buy some sweets"?* *Straight from the well thumbed "1001 best Jewish jokes". Foreword by Reynard Heydrich. The paedophile stock broker... "you wanna come back to my house and see some yuppies?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The paedophile stock broker... "you wanna come back to my house and see some yuppies?" Obituary in the Jewish Chronicle…. Hymi’s dead…… Volvo for sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 On 08/03/2022 at 19:16, King Billy said: I’ve shot my muck over many an ass in the past. Does that count? Female? or just male? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Female? or just male? That's dependent on species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's dependent on species. You mean like wolf, ape or gypsy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Female? or just male? Obviously female, like this sexy babe I’ve been slipping a length to recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 On 06/03/2022 at 20:08, Decimus said: The man is a complete and utter fucking disgrace. Despite having a heavy disdain for local government, he works for an RSL which is basically the poor man's equivalent of a career in local government, full of ineptitude and slovenly practices but without the associated benefits. On top of that he's a rogue landlord who fiddles with "infamous Potterton" boilers, putting his tenants lives at risk to save a few pennies to put toward his daily Frosty Jack's consumption. If that wasn't enough to condemn him in the eyes of any normal human being, he regularly hosts two completely self important fucking idiots who are involved in high level local politics. Possibly the most loathsome creature on this site, even after taking into account the existence of Frank, Pen and Withers. You'll never fucking guess what, today was my first day working for a local authority having been TUPE transferred in from the previous shitcunt employer. Can you give me some advice on the best way to count paperclips? Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Can you give me some advice on the best way to count paperclips? Cheers. Well you'd need to learn how to count first, Drew, and I haven't got the patience for that. Out of interest, which authority is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You'll never fucking guess what, today was my first day working for a local authority having been TUPE transferred in from the previous shitcunt employer. Can you give me some advice on the best way to count paperclips? Cheers. It's not the paper clips, it's the staples you have to worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Well you'd need to learn how to count first, Drew, and I haven't got the patience for that. Out of interest, which authority is it? I'll have you know I can count to 5, in fact I've got a bunch of them for your stupid fucking face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Out of interest, which authority is it? It's red, and that should be all you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's red, and that should be all you need to know. There are seven local authorities in Norfolk and I have direct access to three, and contacts at another three. I hope for your sake that you're at the only one I have no affiliation with, because it's local government procedure to publish a list of new starters on their internal intranets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: There are seven local authorities in Norfolk and I have direct access to three, and contacts at another three. I hope for your sake that you're at the only one I have no affiliation with, because it's local government procedure to publish a list of new starters on their internal intranets. Well you've certainly surprised me. I thought you only counted paperclips for one local authority, not three. I think I may have underestimated you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's not the paper clips, it's the staples you have to worry about Always keep clear of the head stapling clerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You'll never fucking guess what, today was my first day working for a local authority having been TUPE transferred in from the previous shitcunt employer. Can you give me some advice on the best way to count paperclips? Cheers. Dustman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Dustman? I vetoed it. We can't have some alcoholic, mole-faced bungalow cunt doing the bin rounds. Imagine going to your recycling bin, only to be confronted with Drew desperately sucking on every empty booze bottle and hissing at you like some sort of man-rat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Dustman? Domestic waste hygiene operative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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