Last Cunt Standing Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 A retired gynaecologist mate of mine forwarded this to me with the caption “I’ve seen some massive cunts in my time, but…”, and surprisingly it wasn’t a picture of a member of the Cabinet. Take a long hard look at this fucking creature. Tell me that civilisation isn’t in it’s dying days. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-britains-biggest-eyebrows-says-26354204 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A retired gynaecologist mate of mine forwarded this to me with the caption “I’ve seen some massive cunts in my time, but…”, and surprisingly it wasn’t a picture of a member of the Cabinet. Take a long hard look at this fucking creature. Tell me that civilisation isn’t in it’s dying days. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-britains-biggest-eyebrows-says-26354204 What's wrong with that, use a white pen to write her 'to do' list on the left brow and the other to list your food, drink and sexual demands for the day. The silly cow would have no excuse for forgetting then would she? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Take a long hard look at this fucking creature. Well, this is officially the stupidest fucking cunt I've seen this week. So far. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 I always wondered what this cunt looked like out of makeup... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 I wonder if this cunt uses Femfresh on her fucking curtains. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Rev said: I wonder if this cunt uses Femfresh on her fucking curtains. I'm wondering if she uses boot polish on her minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: I always wondered what this cunt looked like out of makeup... Pete. The cunt nobody remembers from Kiss. Hardly surprising. The other three had cool names. 'The Star Child, The Demon, The Spaceman'. This cunt chose 'The Catman'. Fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pete. The cunt nobody remembers from Kiss. Hardly surprising. The other three had cool names. 'The Star Child, The Demon, The Spaceman'. This cunt chose 'The Catman'. Fucking twat. Fucker could drum with the best of 'em though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 "I have had quite a few men in my inbox" No! Really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 18 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What's wrong with that, use a white pen to write her 'to do' list on the left brow and the other to list your food, drink and sexual demands for the day. The silly cow would have no excuse for forgetting then would she? You might have a point there, the writing on her shirt is back-to-front too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 denis healy - I love him & his brows - he might not be everyone's Cup of Tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 He's gorge XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: He's gorge XXX Denis and @King Billy are physically identical in every way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Yes, they are both very coot & you are a good corner mate too Eric. Do corner viewers realise we are real people posting? Googlebot can check out my IP & then see me on eBay buying my smalls. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 40 minutes ago, ProfB said: Yes, they are both very coot & you are a good corner mate too Eric. Do corner viewers realise we are real people posting? Googlebot can check out my IP & then see me on eBay buying my smalls. Love ProfB XXX Fuck off you stupid little cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Fuck off you stupid little cunt. Full time nasty, hating person - this is ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: Full time nasty, hating person - this is ProfB XXX Reported for unsolicited PM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 grow up grandad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported for unsolicited PM. Anyone can see you are not all there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Denis and @King Billy are physically identical in every way. I think Denis still has his own teeth and not some replacement Turkish plastic ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported for unsolicited PM. Drop me in. I've never seen one of these Prof PM threads that Stubby talks of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: denis healy - I love him & his brows - he might not be everyone's Cup of Tea. I don't doubt Healey's greying eyebrows have a striking resemblance to the colossal pubic wings sprouting from your drawers, a bedraggled area which probably hasn't had a cock put near it since Hitler claimed ownership of the Sudetenland in 1938. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Just now, Wolfie said: I don't doubt Healey's greying eyebrows have a striking resemblance to the colossal pubic wings sprouting from your drawers, a bedraggled area which probably hasn't had a cock put near it since Hitler claimed ownership of the Sudetenland in 1938. You sick fuck, what the fuck are you doing fantasizing about ProfB's bacon flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You sick fuck, what the fuck are you doing fantasizing about ProfB's bacon flaps. Wouldn't they technically be mutton flaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Denis and @King Billy are physically identical in every way. Our mothers couldn’t tell us apart and they never even knew each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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