ProfB Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Rattled. As. Fuck. Lol. SKID pants face - yawn, when do we laugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 On 01/03/2022 at 18:50, cunt said: Oh, I see, I get told to give it a rest, yet every time I make a comment Dickless, Woofles and their band of sycophants spunk-up their usual scat related drivel and nothing is said. As I recall, the last time I was admonished by you, you could hardly wait to stick your two penn'orth in, anything but impartial then weren't you? And as I also recall, Wolfie was also warned about his schoolyard-bully antics, that doesn't seem to have made any difference either. But anyway, it's your site, you administer it the way you think fit. It's called Cunts Corner not Snowflakes Corner. Grow some fucking balls (like Pen, only not as big) and attack smarter using their weak points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Teach a man to drink like a fish. I'm on the pond water tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm on the pond water tonight. I've quit alcohol and got reacquainted with cannabis. I don't think it's problematic, but I have started cooking my Super Noodles in bong water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've quit alcohol and got reacquainted with cannabis. I don't think it's problematic, but I have started cooking my Super Noodles in bong water... I've replaced Super Noodles with the Maggi ones. One of the reasons being cost but the primary one is because they're produced in China so you also get a nice dose of heavy metals which I find enhances the effect of alcohol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've quit alcohol and got reacquainted with cannabis. I don't think it's problematic, but I have started cooking my Super Noodles in bong water... Had the day off today Eric, been smoking some Jack Herer. Got the munchies and bought two bags of Tesco posh Sea Salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps, scoffed most of it and it's way too salty. I'm feeling weird. Can you OD on salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Had the day off today Eric, been smoking some Jack Herer. Got the munchies and bought two bags of Tesco posh Sea Salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps, scoffed most of it and it's way too salty. I'm feeling weird. Can you OD on salt? Yes. Drink water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Can you OD on salt? Cardiac arrest during the ‘vinegar stroke’ is much more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yes. Drink water. Sea water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 51 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Had the day off today Eric, been smoking some Jack Herer. Got the munchies and bought two bags of Tesco posh Sea Salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps, scoffed most of it and it's way too salty. I'm feeling weird. Can you OD on salt? Of course not. It's a preservative. It prolongs life. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Can you OD on salt? I think slugs can. Hope it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 16 hours ago, cunt said: Your customer service leaves a lot to be desired😠 I dunno...you got served. Move on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 On 28/02/2022 at 17:11, Cuntybaws said: Post the actual link then, you imbecilic chutney ferret, none of the lazy cunts on here are going to look it up otherwise. My old man always does this. "Do you know who I am" he bellows, Alzheimers is a bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I dunno...you got served. Move on. How's the weather in Compton? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 21 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Can you OD on salt? You definitely can. There's an adage amongst toxicologists that anything can be lethal, it just depends on the route of administration and quantity administered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 On 02/03/2022 at 17:42, cunt said: Take it in the mouth, lover-boy.🤐 https://omni.pet/blogs/news/you-can-get-paid-5-000-to-sniff-your-dog-s-poop No need to thank me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 On 02/03/2022 at 20:52, Roadkill said: Yes. Drink water. On 02/03/2022 at 21:22, King Billy said: Sea water? 5 hours ago, Goober said: You definitely can. There's an adage amongst toxicologists that anything can be lethal, it just depends on the route of administration and quantity administered. Thanks for your help gentlemen...what with the NHS the way it is it's appreciated... I popped down to Brighton and drank some sea water, felt a little weird after but ok now. It gave me AIDS but the dehydration has gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Thanks for your help gentlemen...what with the NHS the way it is it's appreciated... I popped down to Brighton and drank some sea water, felt a little weird after but ok now. It gave me AIDS but the dehydration has gone now. That'll be from all the semen farted out by the locals whilst swimming. I'm surprised you didn't have dysentery too. You got off lightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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