Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: not just HIV but full blown AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 40 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. My advice, Kill him without causing him to bleed or release any other bodily fluids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 55 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. He doesn't wear a wig, have twiglet legs, wear white chinos and boasts of having a yacht, does he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 55 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. You smelly fucking oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You smelly fucking oik. Are you a homosexual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. I bet you regret letting him roughly back scuttle you then take dump in your mouth, you dirty fucking poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. You live with other people? Are you black? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. Does he happen to like golf and spend his days making engine noises whilst sitting in a box on the pavement with "Range Rover" scrawled across the front of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet you regret letting him roughly back scuttle you then take dump in your mouth, you dirty fucking poof You really shouldn't have to ask that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 On 23/02/2022 at 19:03, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. Should have thought about it before ramming your cock up his arse on numerous occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 On 23/02/2022 at 19:03, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO Do you mean ‘Living as a HOMO’? or ‘Living with a HOMO’? A bit of clarity would be good here. In all other respects an excellent nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Should have thought about it before ramming your cock up his arse on numerous occasions. 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you mean ‘Living as a HOMO’? or ‘Living with a HOMO’? A bit of clarity would be good here. In all other respects an excellent nom. Thank you for your support at this difficult time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 On 23/02/2022 at 19:03, Lairy Larry said: Living in a HMO, I have to share with a revolving door of transients, however the latest really takes the business. The cunt has AIDS; not just HIV but full blown AIDS. I have to share a bathroom with the cunt. What do I do? Move out, lick the toilet seat, prepare for an early grave? It's outrageous the type of people that are allowed to rent rooms these days. I'm all for a bit of risky, offensive sex but AIDS! Fucking AIDS I tell thee! It's just not on. I'm sorry to hear of your misfortune LL, having to live in a HMO must be a nightmare. I can only imagine the toilet is a disgrace, full of Aids riddled skid marks etc... It's highly likely She/he is a transbender/bender respectively and would no doubt have surplus pink pounds etc. I am sure if you used an old plastic shopping bag for protection you could charge it a fiver to finger it's bumhole every night...in 10 years time you'll have enough money to move out and live somewhere more suitable. Sometimes you've gotta do what you've got to do, my thoughts are with you old chap. PS it's not @Frank is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 I'm not entirely fucking sure what kind of reaction you're seeking here. What kind of cunt lives in an HMO with swarthy migrants sporting cum-flecked turbans and fairies riddled with Freddy Mercury poisoning? Nail the cunt's scrotum to a table and stab the bastard in the fucking teeth. This is common sense. It's not fucking rocket science. Wernher von Braun was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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