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A blatant false story by Katie Price and her boyfriend. Katie states that she will "stand by her man", despite reportedly being assaulted by him. She also states that she is "not ready to talk about it", but will down the line when the highest gutter press bid comes in. A woman who has obviously drink and drug problems, has 9 driving convictions, flips a BMW whilst under the influence, and gets away with it because she "checked into the priory". A woman who will one day, because she never faces punishment, will kill another road user.  A "woman" whom claims to be bankrupt, but is currently all over the press, staying in a £600 a night hotel, with her "abusive" spouse, driving a brand new Range Rover. Ugly Cunt

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On 23/02/2022 at 15:05, Zapp Brannigan said:

A blatant false story by Katie Price and her boyfriend. Katie states that she will "stand by her man", despite reportedly being assaulted by him. She also states that she is "not ready to talk about it", but will down the line when the highest gutter press bid comes in. A woman who has obviously drink and drug problems, has 9 driving convictions, flips a BMW whilst under the influence, and gets away with it because she "checked into the priory". A woman who will one day, because she never faces punishment, will kill another road user.  A "woman" whom claims to be bankrupt, but is currently all over the press, staying in a £600 a night hotel, with her "abusive" spouse, driving a brand new Range Rover. Ugly Cunt

Lets not forget Harvey came out of her cunt and he's been trying ever since to get back in there, naughty blind sambo that he is.

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One of the biggest cunts around. How she is not being finger blasted daily by Big Beryl in D wing I'll never know. What a shame she never killed herself when she rolled that car. Always a good time to quote Frankie Boyle when this cuntard crops up....."Why did Katy Price marry Alex the body builder?   because he was the only one strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her.

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On 23/02/2022 at 15:05, Zapp Brannigan said:

A blatant false story by Katie Price and her boyfriend. Katie states that she will "stand by her man", despite reportedly being assaulted by him. She also states that she is "not ready to talk about it", but will down the line when the highest gutter press bid comes in. A woman who has obviously drink and drug problems, has 9 driving convictions, flips a BMW whilst under the influence, and gets away with it because she "checked into the priory". A woman who will one day, because she never faces punishment, will kill another road user.  A "woman" whom claims to be bankrupt, but is currently all over the press, staying in a £600 a night hotel, with her "abusive" spouse, driving a brand new Range Rover. Ugly Cunt

You forgot to mention her whoring Harvey out at every opportunity. And this new Website she has that requires members to pay to see her flaunt her threepennies on screen. No doubt there will be enough empty headed fuckwits who will make her millions. 

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16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot to mention her whoring Harvey out at every opportunity. And this new Website she has that requires members to pay to see her flaunt her threepennies on screen. No doubt there will be enough empty headed fuckwits who will make her millions. 

Why would you pay to look at that fuckin' awful plastic surgery disaster when you can watch as much porn as you want on the web, for FREE?

(bloke down the pub told me ;))

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3 hours ago, cunt said:

He likes his food, serves a purpose, it keeps the local chippy open, nowt wrong with that, can't call him a cunt for that.:)

Did he tell you about his time with the SAS and his undercover work infiltrating the IRA?  But he couldn't tell you about it because its "hush hush" and if word got out he'd be assassinated but goes ahead and tells you about it anyway? 

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39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Did he tell you about his time with the SAS and his undercover work infiltrating the IRA?  But he couldn't tell you about it because its "hush hush" and if word got out he'd be assassinated but goes ahead and tells you about it anyway? 

I was trying to draw a parallel with 'Lee & Lance', from the first series of Harry Enfield's Television Programme.

"bloke said down the pub.."

"bloke said? Must be true!"

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On 24/02/2022 at 19:49, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot to mention her whoring Harvey out

I thought I knew the whoring business more than most, but if she’s done this and made it pay, I take my hat off to her. (The bowler, not the tinfoil one I’ve been wearing a lot recently). Even in the unlikely possibility I could find a punter for the slobbering throwback, I wouldn’t have a fucking clue what to charge, and what would be included in the price, never mind ‘extras’

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2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

@Eric Cuntman I presume you'll be glued to BBC1 at 9pm tonight to get some more material to ridicule that gargantuan brown spastic, and no, I don't mean that old pissed up slag Katie.

No. I watch very little scheduled telly these days. It just makes me see red. The BBC adaptation of 'Dracula', loved the book as a kid, switch on and I'm confronted with a gay Dracula, referring to Jonathon Harker as his 'wife. Meanwhile we are introduced to Van Helsing... a fucking woman who happens to be a nun living in a 19th century Hungarian convent full of black women.

Then we had 'Hastings'. Another one I was looking forward to.. until I started watching and realised that I had been lied to at school and half the English nobility from 1066 were actually 'people of colour'. Oh, and Anne Boleyn was black and Henry Vlll was a racist too.

So no. I have no interest in watching that thick, attention seeking shitcunt, parading her pet spastic in public to make a few quid and pay for her next set of tits and retro-fit heavy duty vagina-liner. 

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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No. I watch very little scheduled telly these days. It just makes me see red. The BBC adaptation of 'Dracula', loved the book as a kid, switch on and I'm confronted with a gay Dracula, referring to Jonathon Harker as his 'wife. Meanwhile we are introduced to Van Helsing... a fucking woman who happens to be a nun living in a 19th century Hungarian convent full of black women.

Then we had 'Hastings'. Another one I was looking forward to.. until I started watching and realised that I had been lied to at school and half the English nobility from 1066 were actually 'people of colour'. Oh, and Anne Boleyn was black and Henry Vlll was a racist too.

So no. I have no interest in watching that thick, attention seeking shitcunt, parading her pet spastic in public to make a few quid and pay for her next set of tits and retro-fit heavy duty vagina-liner. 

They're rebooting Quantum Leap and the main character is now a fucking tiddly-wink.

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42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No. I watch very little scheduled telly these days. It just makes me see red. The BBC adaptation of 'Dracula', loved the book as a kid, switch on and I'm confronted with a gay Dracula, referring to Jonathon Harker as his 'wife. Meanwhile we are introduced to Van Helsing... a fucking woman who happens to be a nun living in a 19th century Hungarian convent full of black women.

Then we had 'Hastings'. Another one I was looking forward to.. until I started watching and realised that I had been lied to at school and half the English nobility from 1066 were actually 'people of colour'. Oh, and Anne Boleyn was black and Henry Vlll was a racist too.

So no. I have no interest in watching that thick, attention seeking shitcunt, parading her pet spastic in public to make a few quid and pay for her next set of tits and retro-fit heavy duty vagina-liner. 

I was reading the novel 'Munich' about Chamberlain and Hitler's meeting before watching the film but found out that one of the cabinet bigwigs is black, despite being a real historical figure who was white. Now, if you want people of colour in flicks then have them playing roles that are conducive to the story, era and location. The only colonials I could see being in 1930s Downing Street would be hoovering the carpets or serving drinks in the members bar. 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No. I watch very little scheduled telly these days. It just makes me see red. The BBC adaptation of 'Dracula', loved the book as a kid, switch on and I'm confronted with a gay Dracula, referring to Jonathon Harker as his 'wife. Meanwhile we are introduced to Van Helsing... a fucking woman who happens to be a nun living in a 19th century Hungarian convent full of black women.

Then we had 'Hastings'. Another one I was looking forward to.. until I started watching and realised that I had been lied to at school and half the English nobility from 1066 were actually 'people of colour'. Oh, and Anne Boleyn was black and Henry Vlll was a racist too.

So no. I have no interest in watching that thick, attention seeking shitcunt, parading her pet spastic in public to make a few quid and pay for her next set of tits and retro-fit heavy duty vagina-liner. 

You do know Denzil Washington is playing Macbeth in a new film don't you?  

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