Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 @Decimus @Dyslexic cnut @Roadkill @Stubby Pecker @scotty @Bubba C @Old Chap Raasclaat @King Billy @Ape™️ For fucks sake do something! Neil, LCS, Baws and a couple of others are popping in erratically. Withers and Punkape are still banned, every cunt's fucked off. You'll miss this place if it dies. I'm here with Pen, Gyps and ProfB. If you don't do something soon, it's going to turn into a discussion forum for cunt ointment and knitting patterns. The top 4 spots on the leaderboard add up to 51. Shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Fuck off @Frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off @Frank I do crochet as well .. you can also sharpen the hooks and jab people with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Decimus @Dyslexic cnut @Roadkill @Stubby Pecker @scotty @Bubba C @Old Chap Raasclaat @King Billy @Ape™️ For fucks sake do something! Neil, LCS, Baws and a couple of others are popping in erratically. Withers and Punkape are still banned, every cunt's fucked off. You'll miss this place if it dies. I'm here with Pen, Gyps and ProfB. If you don't do something soon, it's going to turn into a discussion forum for cunt ointment and knitting patterns. The top 4 spots on the leaderboard add up to 51. Shite. Why am I at the bottom of the fucking list, bellsniff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why am I at the bottom of the fucking list, bellsniff? Because you're gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because you're gay. Fair enough. Where the fuck is @Dyslexic cnut? At one point he was pretty much my sole reason for logging in, so I could see how much of a cunt he’d made of himself the previous night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Decimus @Dyslexic cnut @Roadkill @Stubby Pecker @scotty @Bubba C @Old Chap Raasclaat @King Billy @Ape™️ For fucks sake do something! Neil, LCS, Baws and a couple of others are popping in erratically. Withers and Punkape are still banned, every cunt's fucked off. You'll miss this place if it dies. I'm here with Pen, Gyps and ProfB. If you don't do something soon, it's going to turn into a discussion forum for cunt ointment and knitting patterns. The top 4 spots on the leaderboard add up to 51. Shite. I've been ill and I've been busy, just had to check that it wasn't Decs flattened by a car whilst riding in West Caister and shuffling off this mortal coil on the 9th Feb but as he checked in yesterday I assume the cunt is still breathing. Let's hope Frank was holidaying on the broads last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Frank is dead .. to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Why am I at the bottom of the fucking list, bellsniff? The racist cunt didn’t even include me. Being gay probably ain’t so bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Decimus @Dyslexic cnut @Roadkill @Stubby Pecker @scotty @Bubba C @Old Chap Raasclaat @King Billy @Ape™️ For fucks sake do something! Neil, LCS, Baws and a couple of others are popping in erratically. Withers and Punkape are still banned, every cunt's fucked off. You'll miss this place if it dies. I'm here with Pen, Gyps and ProfB. If you don't do something soon, it's going to turn into a discussion forum for cunt ointment and knitting patterns. The top 4 spots on the leaderboard add up to 51. Shite. I've been busy planning the invasion of Ukraine. Fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The racist cunt didn’t even include me. Being gay probably ain’t so bad. Likewise. What a fucking doublecunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 17 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The racist cunt didn’t even include me. Being gay probably ain’t so bad. I wasn't including you or @Rev, and a couple of others because you only turn up on a monthly basis anyway. Everybody stop getting all fucking upset and shit! I forgot @Eddie as well, I expect there'll be tears running down his brown cheeks and pooling up on his huge top lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 And Major Cunt... and every other cunt I haven't named. The corner needs you. Slack fucking gay cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, nocti said: Likewise. What a fucking doublecunt! You only turn up if someone mentions Robbie Williams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Fair enough. Where the fuck is @Dyslexic cnut? At one point he was pretty much my sole reason for logging in, so I could see how much of a cunt he’d made of himself the previous night. He's alpine skiing with Annette Crosbie and Tulisa, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Why am I at the bottom of the fucking list, bellsniff? Because you're a boring fucking cunt. (I aim for quality over quantity in my posts, but I note that I don't make the list) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You only turn up if someone mentions Robbie Williams. I resent that. You forgot our recently added, oddly melanin-heavy denizen of Middle Earth, Lenny Henry. More on that fucking travesty later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 43 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I've been busy planning the invasion of Ukraine. Fuck off! The Ukraine deserves to be invaded. The blonde, pasty faced cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, nocti said: I resent that. You forgot our recently added, oddly melanin-heavy denizen of Middle Earth, Lenny Henry. More on that fucking travesty later. Thanks for fucking reminding me that this cunt will grace us with his annual appearance leading up to comic relief sometime in March. Lenny is the reason I stumbled upon this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Fair enough. Where the fuck is @Dyslexic cnut? At one point he was pretty much my sole reason for logging in, so I could see how much of a cunt he’d made of himself the previous night. I don't appreciate being put on the spot like this... I recently noticed they've changed the name of Sugar Puffs to Wheat Puffs. Maybe you can make something of that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 30 minutes ago, nocti said: I resent that. You forgot our recently added, oddly melanin-heavy denizen of Middle Earth, Lenny Henry. More on that fucking travesty later. This thread seems to have had the desired effect by doubling the weekly post count in 2 hours. I do find myself in the bizarre position of having to apologise for NOT calling people bone-idle cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I recently noticed they've changed the name of Sugar Puffs to Wheat Puffs. Maybe you can make something of that? Not really. You can't make cake type things with sugar puffs like you can corn flakes and rice crispies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Thanks for fucking reminding me that this cunt will grace us with his annual appearance leading up to comic relief sometime in March. Lenny is the reason I stumbled upon this site. Indeed. The cunt who labels those who attempt to assist the third world financially as people with a "white saviour complex", but insists we all dip our hands in our pockets for his Motherland once a year when he hosts his painfully unfunny smorgasbord of utter talentless wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Because you're a boring fucking cunt. (I aim for quality over quantity in my posts, but I note that I don't make the list) Because you've been here posting. The list was made up of cunts who hadn't been. Does anyone else need a fucking hug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't appreciate being put on the spot like this... I recently noticed they've changed the name of Sugar Puffs to Wheat Puffs. Maybe you can make something of that? I lost interest in these fucking things when they dropped Henry McGee from the ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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