Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't believe for one minute that Schofield's an uphill gardener. Someone else on here reckoned it was a ploy to stop himself getting the chop from ITV and I conclude with that theory. It's been my theory from day one of the pantomime. His agent told him there's no future in broadcasting for straight white men anymore, so start looking for a retirement nest. He chose to humiliate his wife and kids with this cynical ploy instead. Stupid little squeaky cunt. Not Gordon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's been my theory from day one of the pantomime. His agent told him there's no future in broadcasting for straight white men anymore, so start looking for a retirement nest. He chose to humiliate his wife and kids with this cynical ploy instead. Stupid little squeaky cunt. Not Gordon. They got cars big as bars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: They got cars big as bars... The man from Mars stopped eating cars, and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The man from Mars stopped eating cars, and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. Here, hare here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here, hare here Jugged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: Jugged? No. It's the way I walk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 23 hours ago, ProfB said: like George Micheal did. George Michael paid for a childless couple to have fertility treatment, I reckoned it was just a gang-bang for his road crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 24 minutes ago, cunt said: George Michael paid for a childless couple to have fertility treatment, I reckoned it was just a gang-bang for his road crew. I think that's just a careless whisper, Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 On 14/02/2022 at 22:46, Decimus said: They got cars big as bars... So what, he would buy any of them.....apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 On 15/02/2022 at 00:47, Eric Cuntman said: The man from Mars stopped eating cars, and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. This kind of thing would never happen in Prestatyn, Rhyl or Talacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: This kind of thing would never happen in Prestatyn, Rhyl or Talacre. It's rife in Rhyl and common in Cardiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's rife in Rhyl and common in Cardiff. Mainly in Splott, Canton & St Melons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: This kind of thing would never happen in Prestatyn, Rhyl or Talacre. 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: Mainly in Splott, Canton & St Melons. @Eric Cuntman, it's good that you've successfully coaxed a few posts out of our less-frequent (AKA bone idle) posters, but I suspect a greater net effect is there to be had if you could just take a lump hammer to the empty heads of cunts who post the above sort of drivel on a near-continuous basis. No wonder people can't be bothered to log in if they have to sift through the chaff in search of any increasingly-rare grains of wheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Eric Cuntman, it's good that you've successfully coaxed a few posts out of our less-frequent (AKA bone idle) posters, but I suspect a greater net effect is there to be had if you could just take a lump hammer to the empty heads of cunts who post the above sort of drivel on a near-continuous basis. No wonder people can't be bothered to log in if they have to sift through the chaff in search of any increasingly-rare grains of wheat. Oh, come now, variety is the spice of life. You'd soon get bored reading the monotonous playground bullying tactics used by the Dickless/Woofles sycophants, where they descend like a pack of rabid Rottweilers on anybody who has a slightly different point of view. They just can't handle it when somebody with independent thought doesn't want to be part of their clique. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 On 14/02/2022 at 22:46, Decimus said: They got cars big as bars... Hey! How about getting the band back together? Tosser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 2 hours ago, cunt said: Oh, come now, variety is the spice of life. You'd soon get bored reading the monotonous playground bullying tactics used by the Dickless/Woofles sycophants, where they descend like a pack of rabid Rottweilers on anybody who has a slightly different point of view. They just can't handle it when somebody with independent thought doesn't want to be part of their clique. Don't be too hard on Baws .. Asperger's Syndrome is a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 45 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Don't be too hard on Baws .. Asperger's Syndrome is a bitch. Full blown, weapons grade, potentially building a cold fusion reactor in his garden shed because regular nuclear fission is for puffs hyper autism. Calling it Asperger's is like saying Vlad the Impaler had social anxiety disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 54 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Don't be too hard on Baws .. Asperger's Syndrome is a bitch. 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Full blown, weapons grade, potentially building a cold fusion reactor in his garden shed because regular nuclear fission is for puffs hyper autism. Calling it Asperger's is like saying Vlad the Impaler had social anxiety disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Calling it Asperger's is like saying Vlad the Impaler had social anxiety disorder. But that is exactly what Vlad's problem was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: Hey! How about getting the band back together? Tosser. Get fucked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get fucked. He still thinks that I miss the hidden messages in his posts. What a stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 4 hours ago, cunt said: Oh, come now, variety is the spice of life. You'd soon get bored reading the monotonous playground bullying tactics used by the Dickless/Woofles sycophants, where they descend like a pack of rabid Rottweilers on anybody who has a slightly different point of view. They just can't handle it when somebody with independent thought doesn't want to be part of their clique. You're obviously a bit abnormal, which explains your obsessive nature. Currently on just the first 2-3 pages of your profile 'woofles' and 'dickless' or similar take up more than half of your comments (all liked by Pen or Carl's Wank – your only allies). As one of the regular bottom-feeders, you'd do well to stop coming across as the site's most neurotic and easily riled connoisseur of crap, who's a prime example of just why the Corner could never have a social get-together. Christ I fucking hate you, you utterly sadistic, vapid, tabloid-reading, unfunny curtain-twitching shitfreak. Seriously, the Earth will be a better place without you in it, despite the streets becoming less clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: But that is exactly what Vlad's problem was. You would know all about impaling with your swinging appendage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 10 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're obviously a bit abnormal, which explains your obsessive nature. Currently on just the first 2-3 pages of your profile 'woofles' and 'dickless' or similar take up more than half of your comments (all liked by Pen or Carl's Wank – your only allies). As one of the regular bottom-feeders, you'd do well to stop coming across as the site's most neurotic and easily riled connoisseur of crap, who's a prime example of just why the Corner could never have a social get-together. Christ I fucking hate you, you utterly sadistic, vapid, tabloid-reading, unfunny curtain-twitching shitfreak. Seriously, the Earth will be a better place without you in it, despite the streets becoming less clean. Give me an 'R', give me an 'A', give me a double 'T', give me an 'L', give me an 'E', give me a 'D'. What have you got? Irony isn't what your mum does to your y-fronts, you div. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You would know all about impaling with your swinging appendage. God bless you CBB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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