Miles Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 8 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: It's worse than that bally baby..the dole, in another attempt to make me employable have insisted I apply for college..I chose law n political science as they are 15 hours a week and I can keep tooting at night..I've to write an essay..mines titled uk..the North Korea of Europe..both ruled by fat lads with dodgy haircuts..both surrounded by bum lickers..both rule an ignorant and poorly educated population.. an obsession with fish..both prop up their regime with empty jingoistic rhetoric..the final stage will be when the dear leader starts firing missiles at the traitorous island of Jersey..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY There is no such thing as POLITICAL fucking SCIENCE you fat oaf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 On 01/02/2022 at 11:41, judgetwi said: Here’s Neil Young from 1985..... ”You go to the supermarket and there’s a faggot behind the fucking cash register. You don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” Different times, different health panic. Neil seems to have a short memory. Who handles your spuds Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 37 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: There is no such thing as POLITICAL fucking SCIENCE you fat oaf! Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. you dirty cow 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. So once qualified, he'll be well-equipped for a career in shelf-stacking and car-park trolley collection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. Sounds like quite the little Cambridge Analyst and Nate Silver wannabe. How proud you must be that the little chap who once would run to you with skinned knees so you could ruffle his hair will end up being, professionally speaking, the meat in a Murdoch-Gove sandwich. Is he in Mensa? They let Redbrick professors in these days I gather. And Redheads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. He'd have a fucking field day studying this place. It'd probably give him an interesting example of how anonymity can encourage some of the more negative political opinions when exercised within a smaller online community. Mind you, you might want to remove some of the pictures you've posted over the years before you invite him to join. Don't want to traumatize the fella. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sounds like quite the little Cambridge Analyst and Nate Silver wannabe. How proud you must be that the little chap who once would run to you with skinned knees so you could ruffle his hair will end up being, professionally speaking, the meat in a Murdoch-Gove sandwich. Is he in Mensa? They let Redbrick professors in these days I gather. And Redheads. Well at least he'll have the right to legitimately style himself as "Dr". I've no idea whether No.1 son applied to Mensa but as a natural raven-haired girl I was delighted to read they accept redheads, clearly an organisation that embraces diversity and that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: He'd have a fucking field day studying this place. It'd probably give him an interesting example of how anonymity can encourage some of the more negative political opinions when exercised within a smaller online community. Mind you, you might want to remove some of the pictures you've posted over the years before you invite him to join. Don't want to traumatize the fella. When the family was younger we'd often go to the nude beaches so he won't be too alarmed at seeing my bathroom bits. That said, if he chanced upon The Corner (unlikely, he does vector programming and reads books on Italian political thought and philosophy during the renaissance for fun) I'm sure he'll contact me with a "WTF mum, you voted for Brexit?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That said, if he chanced upon The Corner (unlikely, he does vector programming and reads books on Italian political thought and philosophy during the renaissance for fun) I wouldn't be so sure. Afterall we're home to millionaires, globe trotting sex tourists who dress like children, VW engineering chiefs, gun toting statisticians, doctors and even the late Derek Acorah if Pen is to be believed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: he does vector programming and reads books on Italian political thought and philosophy during the renaissance for fun Well, that's never stopped me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wouldn't be so sure. Afterall we're home to millionaires, globe trotting sex tourists who dress like children, VW engineering chiefs, gun toting statisticians, doctors and even the late Derek Acorah if Pen is to be believed. The simple fact that Acorah hasn't decided to contact any cunt since his hilarious passing via a "septic coma" ( which I choose to believe means he caught an infection by shoving shit in his ears to block out the ghost voices) makes me believe he was either a bullshitter who's family should be stripped of whatever inheritance he left them, or a nonce who's too busy groping etherial cherubs to give a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. You must be extremely proud of him, and rightly so. The only negative I can see for you is that such a super intelligent young man must have realised a long time ago what an insufferable, self superior narcissist you are. That aside. Well done you. PS My obscenely clever dog can lick his own obscenely large testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: The simple fact that Acorah hasn't decided to contact any cunt since his hilarious passing via a "septic coma" ( which I choose to believe means he caught an infection by shoving shit in his ears to block out the ghost voices) makes me believe he was either a bullshitter who's family should be stripped of whatever inheritance he left them, or a nonce who's too busy groping etherial cherubs to give a shit. ‘I’m seeing a young man and he’s wearing a red football top. He says he wants to go home now. He’s saying ‘Get off me fucking chest all of you. I can’t fucking breathe.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: he does vector programming and reads books on Italian political thought and philosophy during the renaissance for fun) Sounds like he sure knows how to have some serious fun. I bet all the in crowd down at the library nod knowingly at him, gazing all starry eyed over their thick rimmed glasses when he walks in. Im seriously and genuinely pleased for both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. So in future, when someone challenges you, every statistic you Google will simply be palmed off as '...actually, my son ''who's an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research'' sent me the data I needed which proves you wrong, ner-ner-ner...'. I can see it coming. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You must be extremely proud of him, and rightly so. The only negative I can see for you is that such a super intelligent young man must have realised a long time ago what an insufferable, self superior narcissist you are. That aside. Well done you. PS My obscenely clever dog can lick his own obscenely large testicles. Just think, there's a chance his historic internet useage might reveal he's inadvertently had a quick wank over a certain someone's 'bathroom bits' without actually seeing the face. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just think, there's a chance his historic internet usage might reveal he's inadvertently had a quick wank over a certain someone's 'bathroom bits' without actually seeing the face. Lol. That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "danger wank". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So in future, when someone challenges you, every statistic you Google will simply be palmed off as '...actually, my son 'who's an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research' sent me the data I needed which proves you wrong, ner-ner-ner...'. I can see it coming. My obscenely dishonest eldest son recently solved a Rubik's Cube in less than an hour with nothing more than six different coloured rolls of sticky tape, a pair of child proof safety scissors and a carton of strawberry Ribena to keep his sugar levels up. If he hadn’t shit his pants with the excitement of his achievement, I’d have said it was a far better thing, than any of that namby pamby, big brain, child prodigy toss she’s boasting about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You must be extremely proud of him, and rightly so. The only negative I can see for you is that such a super intelligent young man must have realised a long time ago what an insufferable, self superior narcissist you are. That aside. Well done you. PS My obscenely clever dog can lick his own obscenely large testicles. I bet you're jealous you can't do that! Lick your balls I mean. Not his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you're jealous you can't do that! Lick your balls I mean. Not his. As the old joke has it, give him a biscuit and he might let you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 Nothing more than lobbying and interference with the political process .. nothing more nothing less. It is not actually "SCIENCE". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: So in future, when someone challenges you, every statistic you Google will simply be palmed off as '...actually, my son ''who's an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research'' sent me the data I needed which proves you wrong, ner-ner-ner...'. I can see it coming. Prior to the Brexit referendum I was still hovering between remain and leave .. what finally made me choose leave was a You Tube video where the remain "expert" announced that he was a POLITICAL SCIENTIST .. I did listen what he had to say but it was nothing more his opinion, there was no science a real scientist follows the evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "danger wank". Would using someone else’s hand on the bus qualify as a DW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, there is. My obscenely clever son has an MSc in political science and is currently researching same for his PhD. He supplements his research grant working as an assistant lecturer at a London redbrick teaching applied mathematics in modules dealing with mitigating statistical bias in political research. Yeah, but he still earns less a year than Harvey Price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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