King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 Unless you’re at least 150 years old the name Neil Young is one you’ve probably never heard before, but this delusional old fossil who used to whine and whinge like a heroin addict in the midst of an overdose, while very poorly attempting to play the guitar, as if his monotonous droning voice wasn’t punishment enough, has demanded that Spotify ban Joe Rogan from their platform for Covid disinformation. Unless Spotify obey his demand he threatened to have Spotify remove all his own back catalogue from the platform. Yeah Neil. You tell them. So how did that go then Neil? I bet they instantly cancelled Rogan (who they recently paid 100 million dollars to lure to their platform) and told his 11 million + followers to fuck off. Fucking Covid denier, anti vaxxer weirdos. They didn’t? Wow. Maybe you didn’t think this one through before showing yourself up as the ridiculous has been leftie bellend you are. Maybe if you still actually owned your own back catalogue and considered the more than obvious fact that Spotify would not miss the pathetic number of plays your ‘music’ gets on their site and that they might be quite keen to keep Rogan, you’d have found something else to fucking whine about instead. As for Covid Disinformation, I expect him to immediately demand instead that Spotify remove one of his songs in particular, which I believe is titled… THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE. 💉😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 How about some in formation? Who the fuck is Joe Rogan? What do Crosby, Stills and Nash make of this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: How about some in formation? Who the fuck is Joe Rogan? What do Crosby, Stills and Nash make of this? Steven Stills and Graham Nash were last seen performing an impromptu rendition of 'Liquor and Whores' with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. hope that helps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 Your life seems to be consumed by shit like this Bill. Try going out for a nice walk instead. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your life seems to consumed by shit like this Bill. Try going out for a nice walk instead. What do you call a man with his ding-a-ling in a piece of melon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Your life seems to be consumed by shit like this Bill. Try going out for a nice walk instead. Reported, for a number of reasons Ape. A.. I don’t have a mask. B.. It’s raining. C.. I’m currently confined in a secure psychiatric institution (with no possibility of release). D.. I have no legs. Shame on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you call a man with his ding-a-ling in a piece of melon? Eddie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Steven Stills and Graham Nash were last seen performing an impromptu rendition of 'Liquor and Whores' with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. hope that helps. No, it doesn't help, unless they expressed their opinions to the audience. Now I'm not only in the dark over the Rogan character, but confused about Bubbles from the car park. Is it Mchael Jackson's monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: No, it doesn't help, unless they expressed their opinions to the audience. Now I'm not only in the dark over the Rogan character, but confused about Bubbles from the car park. Is it Mchael Jackson's monkey? Trailer Park Boys. A rare diamond in the pile of manure that passes for modern comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 15 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I'm not only in the dark over the Rogan character Go to your local library tomorrow and ask the lady behind the counter if they’ve got the internet yet? It’s become quite popular recently I’ve heard. If you’re in luck she’ll point to a row of desks with what look like portable teles and the button things on typewriters (you must know what they are surely?). If you ask one of the middle aged, strange looking men with coke bottle specs and raincoats on to show you the ropes, you’ll be surfing the net like a pro by late afternoon and you should be proficient enough to find out everything you need to know about Joe Rogan. IT. Fucking easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Trailer Park Boys. A rare diamond in the pile of manure that passes for modern comedy. First few series were great. Just stale and annoying now. "WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!!!!!" Calm down Donny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 42 minutes ago, King Billy said: Go to your local library tomorrow and ask the lady behind the counter if they’ve got the internet yet? It’s become quite popular recently I’ve heard. If you’re in luck she’ll point to a row of desks with what look like portable teles and the button things on typewriters (you must know what they are surely?). If you ask one of the middle aged, strange looking men with coke bottle specs and raincoats on to show you the ropes, you’ll be surfing the net like a pro by late afternoon and you should be proficient enough to find out everything you need to know about Joe Rogan. IT. Fucking easy. I went to our library and asked the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. She said "fuck off, you won't bring it back" Here all week (or maybe not). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: First few series were great. Just stale and annoying now. "WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!!!!!" Calm down Donny. The original black and white pilot was awful. I liked the 'Out Of The Park' series where they toured Europe and North America. The animated series was good too, they could do things that they couldn't in real life... like Ricky's giant tapeworm shooting out of his mouth and biting into a pepperoni stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: Joe Rogan A septic on the telly. Scraping the barrel in terms of fame/notoriety. He'd be better known if he'd murdered someone. What did he have to say about covid? A link would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The original black and white pilot was awful. I liked the 'Out Of The Park' series where they toured Europe and North America. The animated series was good too, they could do things that they couldn't in real life... like Ricky's giant tapeworm shooting out of his mouth and biting into a pepperoni stick. It started sliding down the shit pipe after series 8 for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 4 hours ago, King Billy said: THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE. 💉😂 Every junkie's like a setting sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: A link would be nice. You’ve spelled wank wrong so just forget all about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Unless you’re at least 150 years old the name Neil Young is one you’ve probably never heard before, but this delusional old fossil who used to whine and whinge like a heroin addict in the midst of an overdose, while very poorly attempting to play the guitar, as if his monotonous droning voice wasn’t punishment enough, has demanded that Spotify ban Joe Rogan from their platform for Covid disinformation. Unless Spotify obey his demand he threatened to have Spotify remove all his own back catalogue from the platform. Yeah Neil. You tell them. So how did that go then Neil? I bet they instantly cancelled Rogan (who they recently paid 100 million dollars to lure to their platform) and told his 11 million + followers to fuck off. Fucking Covid denier, anti vaxxer weirdos. They didn’t? Wow. Maybe you didn’t think this one through before showing yourself up as the ridiculous has been leftie bellend you are. Maybe if you still actually owned your own back catalogue and considered the more than obvious fact that Spotify would not miss the pathetic number of plays your ‘music’ gets on their site and that they might be quite keen to keep Rogan, you’d have found something else to fucking whine about instead. As for Covid Disinformation, I expect him to immediately demand instead that Spotify remove one of his songs in particular, which I believe is titled… THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE. 💉😂 I want to liveI want to giveI've been a minerFor a heart of goldIt's these expressionsI never giveThat keep me searchingFor a heart of goldAnd I'm getting oldKeep me searchingFor a heart of goldAnd I'm getting old I've been to HollywoodI've been to Redwood REDWOOD? WHAT THE DICKENs Proffers thought it was Thetford Norfolk near where I live & I am am hearing aid wearer. It sounds like it - I thought he was a local lad done good. Sing with clarity. - this is not a Norfolk lad as I first thought. Wot & he's not been vaxxed? Did he sing owt else? I do love this toon though - I listen to it in the bath, I get my sponge full of bubbles- I squeeze & enjoy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: I am am hearing aid wearer. Pardon? That sounded a bit strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: I want to liveI want to giveI've been a minerFor a heart of goldIt's these expressionsI never giveThat keep me searchingFor a heart of goldAnd I'm getting oldKeep me searchingFor a heart of goldAnd I'm getting old I've been to HollywoodI've been to Redwood REDWOOD? WHAT THE DICKENs Proffers thought it was Thetford Norfolk near where I live & I am am hearing aid wearer. It sounds like it - I thought he was a local lad done good. Sing with clarity. - this is not a Norfolk lad as I first thought. Wot & he's not been vaxxed? Did he sing owt else? I do love this toon though - I listen to it in the bath, I get my sponge full of bubbles- I squeeze & enjoy... Have you noticed that Thetford smells of cabbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Unless you’re at least 150 years old the name Neil Young is one you’ve probably never heard before, but this delusional old fossil who used to whine and whinge like a heroin addict in the midst of an overdose, while very poorly attempting to play the guitar, as if his monotonous droning voice wasn’t punishment enough, has demanded that Spotify ban Joe Rogan from their platform for Covid disinformation. Unless Spotify obey his demand he threatened to have Spotify remove all his own back catalogue from the platform. Yeah Neil. You tell them. So how did that go then Neil? I bet they instantly cancelled Rogan (who they recently paid 100 million dollars to lure to their platform) and told his 11 million + followers to fuck off. Fucking Covid denier, anti vaxxer weirdos. They didn’t? Wow. Maybe you didn’t think this one through before showing yourself up as the ridiculous has been leftie bellend you are. Maybe if you still actually owned your own back catalogue and considered the more than obvious fact that Spotify would not miss the pathetic number of plays your ‘music’ gets on their site and that they might be quite keen to keep Rogan, you’d have found something else to fucking whine about instead. As for Covid Disinformation, I expect him to immediately demand instead that Spotify remove one of his songs in particular, which I believe is titled… THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE. 💉😂 I had a dream about this cunt on stage. He seemed to be singing for fucking ages, then right near the end of the dream someone runs onto the stage and hits him with something, followed by security kerfuffle. Then the dream jumped straight to a newspaper photo with Neil Young with half his face missing in a hospital bed next to Heath Ledger, both giving thumbs up. Had seen the dark Knight and had been reading an article on C.S.N.Y in Uncut magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I had a dream about this cunt on stage. He seemed to be singing for fucking ages, then right near the end of the dream someone runs onto the stage and hits him with something, followed by security kerfuffle. Then the dream jumped straight to a newspaper photo with Neil Young with half his face missing in a hospital bed next to Heath Ledger, both giving thumbs up. Had seen the dark Knight and had been reading an article on C.S.N.Y in Uncut magazine. Jesus tittyfucking Christ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I had a dream Nice one Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: had been reading an article on C.S.N.Y in Uncut magazine. U cunt magazine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: , I get my sponge full of bubbles- You’ve spelled minge a bit wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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