Last Cunt Standing Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 If they can't walk and want to get out in the fresh air, buy a 250cc dirt bike. Trundle car faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. I saw that ad, basically 'lets get the spastics out into the country'. How the fuck is a bloke with locked-in syndrome going to be able to enjoy the country when all he want's to do at any given moment is throw himself into the nearest lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Maybe the downs cunts can have a little ramble, so long as they don't strangle half the wildlife to death or get abducted and forced into sex slavery by the local yokels. Risk assessment by HMG is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 1 minute ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Maybe the downs cunts can have a little ramble, so long as they don't strangle half the wildlife to death or get abducted and forced into sex slavery by the local yokels. Risk assessment by HMG is needed. A vegetable crop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: A vegetable crop. Say what you like about them, they certainly have quite the grip on life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 I'd take them up to the top of Haytor and tell them "Enjoy the view, see you next week, Bye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 29 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd take them up to the top of Haytor and tell them "Enjoy the view, see you next week, Bye" I am not bothered about the downs or special needs cunts as such .. the seriously obese mobility scooter cunts (who could simply cure themselves by losing some weight) though are a different matter .. the whole point of going to Yes Tor etc is the the physical effort and strain of getting there and be rewarded for you efforts by the view .. for the unsteady on their feet cunts there are actually strollers and walking that are able to be used on such paths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. Qualitah! It's the cunts in supermarkets who expect everyone to part to the sides to allow them through as if they're Moses parting the Red Sea that make my piss fizz, "excuse me! Mind out the way, coming through" and if you're not swift enough, snapping your Achilles heel with their 'Cunt Mobile'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Cheer yourselves up by watching some paraplegics turn themselves into quadriplegics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. If the ‘wheelies’ were Pakistani you would probably build them a ramp then suck them off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. The underlying reason for Wolfie taking his pet Poodle for a walk near the lavatories in the local park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, cunt said: The underlying reason for Wolfie taking his pet Poodle for a walk near the lavatories in the local park. Reported Rule 7 again We know you don’t like dogs and claim to fantasize about torturing them to death. We also know you’ve the thinnest skin imaginable when it comes to accusations of collecting, cataloging and wanking off with canine shite On topic; who gives a shit. Making a handful of routes in our fucking disgraceful national parks (some of the most wildlife devoid places on planet Earth) accessible to unfortunate fuckers is surely a good thing. You won’t get the typical mobility scooter fucks tootling around up there, only the poor cunts who would be hiking if they could. Fuck off Edited January 22, 2022 by Stubby Pecker Fuck off eddie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You won’t get the typical mobility scooter fucks tootling around up their, only the poor cunts who would be hiking if they could. Fuck off Up their what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Up their what? Up your arse if you’re not careful you cheeky, uppity cunt I’ve always liked fatty more than you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Up your arse if you’re not careful you cheeky, uppity cunt I’ve always liked fatty more than you Me too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 22 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. Thank God I never rocked up at your surgery in a wheelchair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 22 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. What’s that Skippy? Someone’s fallen down the mineshaft without a mask on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: What’s that Skippy? Someone’s fallen down the mineshaft without a mask on? Anyone in the brothel ever ask for a mask to feature in their encounter, Bill? Or a kangaroo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Anyone in the brothel ever ask for a mask to feature in their encounter, Bill? Or a kangaroo? Or Liza Goddard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Cheer yourselves up by watching some paraplegics turn themselves into quadriplegics. I'm sure I saw a kippah flying off that cunts head in the top one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: What’s that Skippy? Someone’s fallen down the mineshaft without a mask on? God I fucking hated that show. And flipper: "Heeheeheeeheee". "What's that flipper? A driver's trapped and needs help?" "Heeheeheeheehee"! "Fuck him"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 On 21/01/2022 at 23:53, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. I do realise that it doesn’t quite fulfill the wheelchair criteria, but the process of fat cunt whales forked into rocks is already endemic at your end of the woods, LC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 What they need is some Elon Musk type cunt to build a spastic chair with caterpillar tracks, a Caterchair, to help the flids get to the really high dangerous places so they can erm..., enjoy the view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 On 21/01/2022 at 23:53, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a thing on the news here just now about a group of Wheelies demanding greater access to the national parks of England for those who find standing beyond them. The footage showed four old Cunts in pimped-out scooters trundling over Dartmoor in convoy and bitching about gates and stiles. Cue worthy beard from the national park authority promising they’ll spend money on replacing these perfectly functional obstacles in the name of inclusivity. My first thought, other than “fuck off”, is for the poor mountain rescue guys, who presumably now are going to have to consider how you might get a forty stone simpleton in a half tonne scooter and a wolf fleece off Blencathra without a helicopter. I’ve long advocated that these electrically wheeled cunts need licensing and insuring, with a requirement being you must publicly display the nature of your qualifying disability. “Bone idleness” and “Fibromyalgia” would attract big insurance premiums. If the pricks want countryside, how about they stay home and watch their Hamish Macbeth box set. On the up side, perhaps the Judge will fancy a ramble and get himself wedged in a tight crevice. Again. Here he is, Dr fucking Crippen, slagging off the country he ran away from. None of your business Skippy so keep your conk out. Get back to sneering at the Abos you fucking snob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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