Goober Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 33 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Vapid bint was crying about it on the wireless earlier. Apparently, the BBC think it's important. The BBC website had a page titled 'man uses 70 year old toaster every day' or something similar yesterday. I'd rate that as being of more significance than Adele's woes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: Dead Singer for Love It’s what @Frankand punkers sing to each other as they shower the filth, shite and spunk off each other “you took your cock right out of my mouth, just before you started fisting me” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Her explanation is about as convincing as her supposedly "natural" weight loss. Perhaps she's afraid her gastric band will pop on stage and she'll get the overwhelming urge to eat somebody in the audience. Fat lying attention seeking cunt. I see the attention seeking, fat fucking ham-planet cunt, has also had her lips pumped up to resemble the stylised gurning cod which is featured on the paper bags of the low end chip shops she clearly keeps in business. She was never very bright, bit of a porker, but the boat race was an acceptable vista to gaze upon whilst slapping her arse cheeks with your clackers. Providing she promised not to speak, obviously. But now, attention seeking weight loss (don't bother. You were sexier chubby.) and then, attention seeking cosmetic surgery, probably seeking the attention of more jut-lipped rappers with sub-50 IQs to be the potential father of her next 'Transgender-Fluid lesbian mixed race child'. Ten years ago, I would have fucked it. I still would. Rorschach style with a rusty meat cleaver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Talking about overweight, over rated cunts, I see Adele has cancelled some shows in Vegas. Covid apparently. Which I don't buy one fucking bit. Pwobably feewing the delicate iccle flower that she keeps fucking telling us at every fucking opportunity. I don't doubt for a second it's easy being in the public eye. Imagine arriving home with photographers following your every move, ready to send dozens of hi-res images to live internet feeds within seconds. And then you've got sadistic little weirdos such as @cunt hiding in the bushes and rummaging through your bins, bags of fresh dogshit dangling from his belt like corks on an Aussie's fly hat. But no one forced Adele into her chosen career path. It appears she wanted success and fame from the outset, with all the financial trimmings which accompany it, as well as the inevitable (and somewhat self-provoked) intrusion into one's private life. If you put yourself in the public eye, knowing full well how ruthless the press can be in this country, then you make yourself fair game for ongoing attention. And what's with her 'skinny' look? The girl looks ill. She's clearly a natural porker (which suits her and her stonking voice), despite me not being a fan of her self-pitying, repetitious, overplayed, attention-seeking horse shit. Deep down we all know she's a particularly well-upholstered eating machine who must put the fear of God into de ethnic staff working in her local McDonald's when they see her black Merc head for the drive-through. I'll put her voice in the same league as Luciano Pavarotti. Just imagine both, duetting on stage at Wembley, for example. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I see the attention seeking, fat fucking ham-planet cunt, has also had her lips pumped up to resemble the stylised gurning cod which is featured on the paper bags of the low end chip shops she clearly keeps in business. She was never very bright, bit of a porker, but the boat race was an acceptable vista to gaze upon whilst slapping her arse cheeks with your clackers. Providing she promised not to speak, obviously. But now, attention seeking weight loss (don't bother. You were sexier chubby.) and then, attention seeking cosmetic surgery, probably seeking the attention of more jut-lipped rappers with sub-50 IQs to be the potential father of her next 'Transgender-Fluid lesbian mixed race child'. Ten years ago, I would have fucked it. I still would. Rorschach style with a rusty meat cleaver. Adele should simply be killed Her voice sounds like a fucking fog horn with every one of her similar sounding songs about the same subject just the words in a slightly different order. It says something about the society I despise that millions of unimaginative cunts buy her music and lifestyle with zeal. Essentially all women and poofs. I’d personally like to see her disemboweled live on Facebook or “insta”, two forums fitting for this age of talentless cunts, then her corpse to be cut into quarters and sent to all four corners of the kingdom to deter others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Michael Lee Aday will no longer be known as Meat Loaf. From now on he will be Brown Bread I'm 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: Michael Lee Aday will no longer be known as Meat Loaf. From now on he will be Brown Bread I'm 'ere all week The Fat fuck died from Covid-19, apparently. TMZ reporting it as fact. (Chinese) Bat out of Hell. Make your own joke. Also, they played Paradise by the Dashboard Light on the radio here yesterday, before the DJ launched into a discussion about whether the activity described therein was consensual or not. He’s better off dead, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Adele should simply be killed Her voice sounds like a fucking fog horn with every one of her similar sounding songs about the same subject just the words in a slightly different order. It says something about the society I despise that millions of unimaginative cunts buy her music and lifestyle with zeal. Essentially all women and poofs. I’d personally like to see her disemboweled live on Facebook or “insta”, two forums fitting for this age of talentless cunts, then her corpse to be cut into quarters and sent to all four corners of the kingdom to deter others. I saw the photo of two of the divvy cunts who splashed out on hotel rooms and tickets for the cancelled shitfests, on the plane taking a gurning selfie. Well I guess they were gurning as they were both wearing face nappies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Michael Lee Aday will no longer be known as Meat Loaf. From now on he will be Brown Bread I'm 'ere all week You're one of the reasons I visit this site, Neil. Although I still wouldn't get in the back of your fucking rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: a discussion about whether the activity described therein was consensual or not Let me sleep on it. I'll give you an answer in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Your one of the reasons I visit this site, Neil. Although I still wouldn't get I'm the back of your fucking rascal. You'll never be accepted into the priesthood if you're not willing to squeeze yourself into the back of a rascal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The fat old Yank warbler with the stupid shirts, beloved of Divorced Dads and Knobhead Uncles the world over, is no more. How sad. I thought he was reasonably amusing in Fight Club, though “tubby loser” was hardly a stretch. Heaven can’t wait, after all. RIP, Cunt. You bitter remaoner old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: never liked his shouty music, never knew the potbellied hick, and quite frankly, couldn't give a flying fuck he's no longer of this Earth. None out of three ain’t bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: You bitter remaoner old cunt. No need for that, you Orange cunt. Besides, I’m not old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Talking about overweight, over rated cunts, I see Adele has cancelled some shows in Vegas. Covid apparently. Which I don't buy one fucking bit. Pwobably feewing the delicate iccle flower that she keeps fucking telling us at every fucking opportunity. Stupid fat ugly slag was insisting that anyone sad enough to pay a fortune for a ticket had to be triple jabbed and tested negative to be admitted. How great is it now that half of her triple jabbed, daily tested crew have got the lurgy? I hope they all die and she gets her tonsils destroyed by one of the huge black cocks she deep throats tonight, and gives up wailing and screeching and basically getting on everyone’s fucking tits, the thick hideous cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No need for that, you Orange cunt. Besides, I’m not old. Reported for a sectarian hate crime. 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: Reported for a sectarian hate crime. 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧 Bloody hell, even the OO is going snowflake. What's next, Johnny Adair complaining he can't get a rainbow cake from the local bakery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: Bloody hell, even the OO is going snowflake. What's next, Johnny Adair complaining he can't get a rainbow cake from the local bakery? Was he the one on Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men? The one who took it up the shitbox. The only cunt who came across as the real deal in that series was Bradley Welsh, the Jock that got shot a couple of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Was he the one on Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men? The one who took it up the shitbox. The only cunt who came across as the real deal in that series was Bradley Welsh, the Jock that got shot a couple of years ago. I don't think that was him. Adair was featured on that Donal MacIntyre wanker's series of 'hard men', he came across as a coke snorting imbecile. But he was like a candidate for mastermind compared to that Brian Cockerill 'taxman' knobhead who got featured the week after. Taxman indeed, after he'd finished describing all the ready meals and chop he shovelled down I doubt there was any time left in his day to go 'taxing'. The fat, wheezing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're one of the reasons I visit this site, Neil. Although I still wouldn't get in the back of your fucking rascal. Its full, ill let you know when there's a space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Stupid fat ugly slag was insisting that anyone sad enough to pay a fortune for a ticket had to be triple jabbed and tested negative to be admitted. How great is it now that half of her triple jabbed, daily tested crew have got the lurgy? I hope they all die and she gets her tonsils destroyed by one of the huge black cocks she deep throats tonight, and gives up wailing and screeching and basically getting on everyone’s fucking tits, the thick hideous cunt. I watched Texas in concert with the Scottish symphony orchestra last night on the BBC4. Sharleen Spiteri was fucking brilliant. Much more talented than that cockney screecher but wouldn't get no where near the plaudits she gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bradley Welsh Got shot? Fuck, I saw him on tv the other month, in a remake of that bloody awful 'Darling Buds' shite, he looked in good nick then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, cunt said: Got shot? Fuck, I saw him on tv the other month, in a remake of that bloody awful 'Darling Buds' shite, he looked in good nick then. I can't stand that cunt. He was actually ok as an occasional comedian and light entertainer. The double act with Joe Pasquale was decent enough. What I find irritating is his disingenuous, salt of the earth, 'diamond geezah' act on 'The Chase'. Every thick contestant is excused by him.. "you're a much better player than that" "nerves got the better of you there..." He also tries to pull the 'love me, love me I'm thick!" routine by pretending to be dumbfounded by questions he clearly knows the answer to. The first entry on his CV is 'footballer', so I suppose him being a cunt is no real surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, cunt said: Got shot? Fuck, I saw him on tv the other month, in a remake of that bloody awful 'Darling Buds' shite, he looked in good nick then. I see they've shoehorned a person of colour in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The first entry on his CV is 'footballer' Does it also mention the universally known fact that football is for irons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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