Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 I'm happy to give my hard earned cash away for worthy causes. I'm happy to give business cash away. But I can make these choices without being lynched by a gaggle of red or purple shirt wearing cunts as I exit the fucking coop. Mountain rescue, in fucking Oxfordshire? You fucking cunt. Ever even climbed a mountain you heap?! Every one of these exit blocking ADHD suffering cunts should be thrown from a university campus roof as a warning for cunts thinking about a summer job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 18 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I'm happy to give my hard earned cash away for worthy causes. I'm happy to give business cash away. But I can make these choices without being lynched by a gaggle of red or purple shirt wearing cunts as I exit the fucking coop. Mountain rescue, in fucking Oxfordshire? You fucking cunt. Ever even climbed a mountain you heap?! Every one of these exit blocking ADHD suffering cunts should be thrown from a university campus roof as a warning for cunts thinking about a summer job. I remember I had my kids in tow: 5, 3 and an 14 month old going ballistic in a buggy, being stopped by one of these cunts from Save the Children. Pointed out that I could just about afford these three without forking out for some little choombie in Sierra Leone. The cunt then said "surely you could afford £3 a month"? I told him to fuck off and don't call me shirley. But the worse is the cunts who turn up at the front door. Luckily, I live up a dark and deserted country lane, so the only things I see is the milkman and the lawn mower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Choombie in Sierra Leone dark and deserted country lane milkman Are you revealing something else here CG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 48 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I'm happy to give my hard earned cash away for worthy causes. I'm happy to give business cash away. But I can make these choices without being lynched by a gaggle of red or purple shirt wearing cunts as I exit the fucking coop. Mountain rescue, in fucking Oxfordshire? You fucking cunt. Ever even climbed a mountain you heap?! Every one of these exit blocking ADHD suffering cunts should be thrown from a university campus roof as a warning for cunts thinking about a summer job. If you go back to those same shop doorways late at night, you can get all that money back by kicking fuck out of, and emptying the pockets of the homeless recipients. All this 'face covering' bollocks has certainly made street crime more viable. Every cloud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you go back to those same shop doorways late at night, you can get all that money back by kicking fuck out of, and emptying the pockets of the homeless recipients. All this 'face covering' bollocks has certainly made street crime more viable. Every cloud... This would be great, but my town has a single homeless person and he is a millionaire afraid to go home at night after he was burgled and beaten. Don't want to add to his woes, even if he is a worthwhile target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 34 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: This would be great, but my town has a single homeless person and he is a millionaire afraid to go home at night after he was burgled and beaten. Don't want to add to his woes, even if he is a worthwhile target. PM me the address he doesn't have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: , I live up a dark and deserted country lane, so the only things I see is the milkman and the lawn mower. And the police at 6am about 3 times a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: And the police at 6am about 3 times a week. I live on Surrey/Sussex border not Fermanagh/Monaghan one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 How are we all this evening? Hi forum chums, are you all getting back to normal after Christmas? Love ProfB XXX 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 17 minutes ago, ProfB said: How are we all this evening? Hi forum chums, are you all getting back to normal after Christmas? Love ProfB XXX I think 'normal' is no longer a thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: This would be great, but my town has a single homeless person and he is a millionaire afraid to go home at night after he was burgled and beaten. Don't want to add to his woes, even if he is a worthwhile target. Years ago all tramps were secret millionaires who just preferred sleeping in hedges and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just like most things it was different back in my day, a homeless person was really just that. These days a homeless person is only homeless because he chooses to be. In the good old days they were real down and outs, hungry,stinking of piss and they'd rip your fucking head off if you bothered them. These cunts these days don't know they've been born. Fuck giving them money or food, let them starve if they haven't got the sense to find a shelter or some leftie organised scheme that gives them their basic needs. They're just drugged up cunts anyway, fuck 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 12 minutes ago, Neil said: Just like most things it was different back in my day, a homeless person was really just that. These days a homeless person is only homeless because he chooses to be. In the good old days they were real down and outs, hungry,stinking of piss and they'd rip your fucking head off if you bothered them. These cunts these days don't know they've been born. Fuck giving them money or food, let them starve if they haven't got the sense to find a shelter or some leftie organised scheme that gives them their basic needs. They're just drugged up cunts anyway, fuck 'em. The chuggers you can usually silence them by asking them if they are being paid (they are almost always being paid by specialist chugging companies). I always tell the cunts lurking by shop doorways and similar places to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember I had my kids in tow: 5, 3 and an 14 month old going ballistic in a buggy, being stopped by one of these cunts from Save the Children. Pointed out that I could just about afford these three without forking out for some little choombie in Sierra Leone. The cunt then said "surely you could afford £3 a month"? I told him to fuck off and don't call me shirley. But the worse is the cunts who turn up at the front door. Luckily, I live up a dark and deserted country lane, so the only things I see is the milkman and the lawn mower. Sounds like Tony Martin's old house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 54 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Sounds like Tony Martin's old house. Like Mr Martin, my weapon is loaded and cocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Neil said: Just like most things it was different back in my day, a homeless person was really just that. These days a homeless person is only homeless because he chooses to be. In the good old days they were real down and outs, hungry,stinking of piss and they'd rip your fucking head off if you bothered them. These cunts these days don't know they've been born. Fuck giving them money or food, let them starve if they haven't got the sense to find a shelter or some leftie organised scheme that gives them their basic needs. They're just drugged up cunts anyway, fuck 'em. You forgot to mention they were mostly scottish and would say "ya alright!? Ya alright? Ach, you nae worry about me, aam alright"!* *sorry for my piss poor jock accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You forgot to mention they were mostly scottish and would say "ya alright!? Ya alright? Ach, you nae worry about me, aam alright"!* *sorry for my piss poor jock accent Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: the only things I see is the milkman and the lawn mower. Has the Council stopped sending a bloke round to cut the verges on your layby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Has the Council stopped sending a bloke round to cut the verges on your layby? Due to lack of government funding councils are very sparing with their gardening detail, maybe the prison service could help, although health & safety would be a problem, you couldn't let any of those dusky-looking criminals get their hands on a bladed machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 34 minutes ago, cunt said: Due to lack of government funding councils are very sparing with their gardening detail, maybe the prison service could help, although health & safety would be a problem, you couldn't let any of those dusky-looking criminals get their hands on a bladed machine. I'd like to see some low-life arguing with a flail. It would be like the bit in the Bond film, with the skier. Presumably lorry-drivers have the internet these days, there won't be any freddy books in the bins to keep them amused. They'll have plenty of time to hone their machete skills for when they get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 "Charity begins at home" "It ends in our house" E. Hitler c.1991. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 46 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: "Charity begins at home" "It ends in our house" E. Hitler c.1991. Vodka margarine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vodka margarine! Yes, your maaaaaaaam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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