Decimus Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Boring. Lies. You're just making yourself look bad. Bye for now. You'll be watching, little man. Lurking offline and monitoring everything that's said because you're too obsessed and angry to let it drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: This is boring. I'm going to watch the documentary on Channel 5 now. For anyone interested, it's "Police: Night Shift 999". "In Gloucestershire, the night shift police race to catch burglars with the help of police dog Elmo". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: "In Gloucestershire, the night shift police race to catch burglars with the help of police dog Elmo". Classic Sway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 22 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: This is boring. I'm going to watch the documentary on Channel 5 now. Has any hot young totty appeared on 'Police: Night Shift 999' yet, Carl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I did a COVID test yesterday and it's showing a line that's thicker and darker than Eddie. Happy fucking new year! I bet you regret buying that case of fake Chinky ‘White Rightning’ cider at the car boot sale on Sunday now. You’ve obviously caught the new variant. And you can kiss bye bye to your granny if you’ve both been swigging from the same bottle waiting for the bus home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Has any hot young totty appeared on 'Police: Night Shift 999' yet, Carl? Wiffles, please remind me .. didn't @Last Cunt Standing only recently give you a sound thrashing that left you begging for mercy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said: Wiffles, please remind me .. didn't @Last Cunt Standing only recently give you a sound thrashing that left you begging for mercy? Fuck off. No one’s interested in any of your boring shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Has any hot young totty appeared on 'Police: Night Shift 999' yet, Carl? Like most physically diminutive men, I imagine Carl is into all sorts of 'action' type shit, living vicariously through the on screen antics of bigger boys. When he's not swinging a pair of polystyrene nunchucks and smashing himself in his stupid fucking face whilst watching 'Under Siege', he's out cosplaying as one of the boys in blue. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Has any hot young totty appeared on 'Police: Night Shift 999' yet, Carl? Hilarious. This must be the fabled 'humour' that you speak of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off. No one’s interested in any of your boring shit. You are very interested otherwise you would have ignored everything I posted long ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Wiffles, please remind me .. didn't @Last Cunt Standing only recently give you a sound thrashing that left you begging for mercy? Christ, it's as though Superdick has come to the rescue of Carl, sooted & booted in her 'amply packaged' polyester superhero costume... you must feel much better with such a renowned intellectual cunting leviathan at your side, Carl. Like Carl, you'll have to provide evidence I'm afraid, Pen, as I can't ever recall being on the receiving end of a "sound thrashing" by the Aussie doc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You are very interested otherwise you would have ignored everything I posted long ago You’re probably right. I can’t deny that I’ve always found it difficult to ignore a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re probably right. I can’t deny that I’ve always found it difficult to ignore a freak. You are like a moth to a flame one trick Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Christ, it's as though Superdick has come to the rescue of Carl, sooted & booted in her 'amply packaged' polyester superhero costume... you must feel much better with such a renowned intellectual cunting leviathan at your side, Carl. CC’s ‘Dynamic Duo’ Batwoman and the fucking Joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off out of it you little spastic cunt, I'm busy here. yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com 😬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: Christ, it's as though Superdick has come to the rescue of Carl, sooted & booted in her 'amply packaged' polyester superhero costume... May I remind you what you said to me earlier,........."before submitting the most archetypically repeat bollox response" You must be throwing boomerangs from that glass House of yours. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, ProfB said: yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com 😬 Brilliant. What a pity I've run out of likes. 😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 6 hours ago, ProfB said: yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com 😬 If there was ever any doubt that you were the thickest fucking cunt in Christendom, this is it. If I ever reached a point where I had to plagiarise Greta fucking Thunberg for comedy material I'd kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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