Neil Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Mind your own fucking business!. At least 5 cunts that walked past my castle today uttered these fucking meaningless words. Stick your faux fucking bullshit words up your arse, i'll have whatever type of year I want and you can get fucked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 They should be saying "Happier new year", because it can't possibly get any worse than last year, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: Mind your own fucking business!. At least 5 cunts that walked past my castle today uttered these fucking meaningless words. Stick your faux fucking bullshit words up your arse, i'll have whatever type of year I want and you can get fucked. One positive aspect about saying 'happy new year' is that next Christmas is as far away as possible, not starting again until October. Happy New Year Neil, you great big hunk of flaccid Viagra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Incase any of you cunts have been wondering where the Vulcan has been recently, she’s been safely chained up in my shed over the Christmas period. I’ve been thrashing the living daylights out of her huge ginger buttocks regularly with a cat of nine tails and I will be parading her in all her enormous naked glory through the streets of London on New Year’s Day so the general public can chuck all your leftover Xmas shite at her. Happy new year and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 16 hours ago, King Billy said: Incase any of you cunts have been wondering where the Vulcan has been recently, she’s been safely chained up in my shed over the Christmas period. I’ve been thrashing the living daylights out of her huge ginger buttocks regularly with a cat of nine tails and I will be parading her in all her enormous naked glory through the streets of London on New Year’s Day so the general public can chuck all your leftover Xmas shite at her. Happy new year and fuck off. She’s going to love the Cersei Lannister bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 See my second post in this thread. Who knew, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 On 02/01/2022 at 13:52, Cunty BigBollox said: They should be saying "Happier new year", because it can't possibly get any worse than last year, can it? 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: See my second post in this thread. Who knew, eh? I probably speak for the majority on here, when I say that it certainly hasn't been happier, as you are still breathing. Try harder in '23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I probably speak for the majority on here, when I say that it certainly hasn't been happier, as you are still breathing. Try harder in '23. Careful what you wish for you froggy cunt, I've got this fucking cold virus that's going around and with 2 years of under exposure to common viruses, it's a bit of a stinker. I'm now trying to drown the little virus cunts in alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 40 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Careful what you wish for you froggy cunt, I've got this fucking cold virus that's going around and with 2 years of under exposure to common viruses, it's a bit of a stinker. I'm now trying to drown the little virus cunts in alcohol. You have my sympathy, Drew. I had it the week before Christmas and genuinely wanted to die, it was absolutely fucking awful. I can confirm that the best remedy is your usual liquid diet of several litres of white cider every other hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Happy new year, and may all your children be black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 On 02/01/2022 at 12:52, Cunty BigBollox said: They should be saying "Happier new year", because it can't possibly get any worse than last year, can it? Brace yourself mother fucker. 2023 is going to be more brutal than the last 3 combined..so stock up on your favorite Nat piss and don't go out of your 15 minute zone, you stupid fucking cringe bucket. Happy cunting new year to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Brace yourself mother fucker. 2023 is going to be more brutal than the last 3 combined..so stock up on your favorite Nat piss and don't go out of your 15 minute zone, you stupid fucking cringe bucket. Happy cunting new year to you. Bend, what are your thoughts on this @Carl Sway idiot? For reference in case you weren't aware, he is on record about wanking himself silly over Ellen Page in the Godfuckingawful film 'Juno.' If you are yet to form an opinion on the little cunt, Google the above and you'll soon get an idea of the kind of beast I'm dealing with. He makes me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Sir Gobshite said: Happy new year, and may all your children be black. It’s a certainty. They don’t fuck about at the crematorium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a certainty. They don’t fuck about at the crematorium. You've had your kids burned - well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Jonathan Woss has already ticked two of the required television boxes. Ten minutes in, and we've already had the fat black unfunny comedienne, now we're onto the token unfunny homo (category/male.) We have the black male comedian waiting in the wings, but I'm wondering whether they've managed to locate a transgender comic at this short notice. If they have failed in this endeavour, a stiff letter to the Times will of course be forthcoming from the @scotty office complaining about the appalling lack of diversity. 👍👍 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Jonathan Woss has already ticked two of the required television boxes. Ten minutes in, and we've already had the fat black unfunny comedienne, now we're onto the token unfunny homo (category/male.) We have the black male comedian waiting in the wings, but I'm wondering whether they've managed to locate a transgender comic at this short notice. If they have failed in this endeavour, a stiff letter to the Times will of course be forthcoming from the @scotty office complaining about the appalling lack of diversity. 👍👍 I predicted this to Mrs Baws yesterday, and I take no pleasure in being proved right. It's not that I'm racist or homophobic or anything, it's just that these Islington-based fucknuggets genuinely don't realise that there are far fewer people out there interested in unfunny black homosexuals and rappers than they think there are. Bitter previous experience has taught me to simply avoid Jools Holland altogether now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bitter previous experience has taught me to simply avoid Jools Holland altogether now. Carl Sway is hosting his own Hootenanny on the Dark Web, with archive footage of S Club Juniors, Jimmy Osmond, Hannah Montana and Shirley Temple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Watched the London abomination long enough to confirm that football bitches and gay pride took precedence over the death of the Queen in what passes for London's psyche these days, and am now off for a line and a wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Jools Holland, now. Someone enlighten me because I'm sure I'm not imagining this... Is Andy Fairweather-Lowe actually doing a Ricky Gervais style mong impression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Andy Fairweather-Lowe And Gabrielle, and Roland Gift. What the actual fuck is this? Senile cunts of yesteryear who only remember one song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You've had your kids burned - well done! Of course not. Although, if I had any that turned out to be woofters or Guardian readers, I wouldn’t hesitate to set fire to them. If they turned out to be black, prior to justifiable incineration, I would burn their mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And Gabrielle, and Roland Gift. What the actual fuck is this? Senile cunts of yesteryear who only remember one song? The last time I saw Roland Gift, Duncan MacLeod was chopping his head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course not. Although, if I had any that turned out to be woofters or Guardian readers, I wouldn’t hesitate to set fire to them. If they turned out to be black, prior to justifiable incineration, I would burn their mother. Misuse of punctuation and was meant to be a question. well done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Ellen Page Neve heard of this cunt, so googled it. That's another one on the list for strangling then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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