Stubby Pecker Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't harm a single hair on his charity shop wig. I'd leave is wig unharmed as well, yet happily smash the old poof in the face with the classic broken house brick coated in dog shit. What a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 I'd still fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 8 hours ago, Rev said: I'd still fuck her. With...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: With...? Gusto. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Gusto. Knowing the @Rev, the answer is more likely "aplomb". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Knowing the @Rev, the answer is more likely "aplomb". Or "a kango" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or "a kango" I must confess, when I made the first post I was definitely angling more towards a choice of power tools, but LCS veered off on a slightly unexpected tangent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 18 hours ago, Rev said: I'd still fuck her. While we're off on a tangent anyway, what are your thoughts on the fuckability potential of Jen Psaki? On the face of it she's everything I despise in a woman, and in a human being, and yet I somehow think she might be very, very dirty indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: While we're off on a tangent anyway, what are your thoughts on the fuckability potential of Jen Psaki? On the face of it she's everything I despise in a woman, and in a human being, and yet I somehow think she might be very, very dirty indeed. A disorganised flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: While we're off on a tangent anyway, what are your thoughts on the fuckability potential of Jen Psaki? On the face of it she's everything I despise in a woman, and in a human being, and yet I somehow think she might be very, very dirty indeed. There's an anagram for the Open Corner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 48 minutes ago, Goober said: A disorganised flid. A fidl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's an anagram for the Open Corner... Is iiiiiit, pakis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Is iiiiiit, pakis? Yeeeeeeesss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeeeeeeesss! Really? Really? What do I fucking win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 50 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Really? Really? What do I fucking win? Raleigh Chopper. Red one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Raleigh Chopper. Red one. Green, the only real Choppers, and only the first ones with the high backrest, the adjustable handlebars and the gear lever in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Really? Really? What do I fucking win? A weekend babysitting Joe Biden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: A weekend babysitting Joe Biden. I'll bring lime and a spade, in case he chokes to death on his mac and cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: Green, the only real Choppers, and only the first ones with the high backrest, the adjustable handlebars and the gear lever in the middle. Now to me... the red one was the one you wanted, the blue one you could live with. And the yellow one could fuck off. I never liked the fucking thing anyway. The 'Grifter' was THE bike of the 80s. Sensible riding position, and the throttle-twist Sturmey Archer gear change was cool as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Knowing the @Rev, the answer is more likely "aplomb". Bastard. You beat me to it, Mr B. I would indeed have answered "gusto" had I seen your response earlier, but I see LCS also pre-empted me. I'll need to up my fucking game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: While we're off on a tangent anyway, what are your thoughts on the fuckability potential of Jen Psaki? On the face of it she's everything I despise in a woman, and in a human being, and yet I somehow think she might be very, very dirty indeed. Hmm. A ginger...and therefore not what one could accurately describe as odourless. I imagine her bouquet to be something approaching between a putrescent Aldi Brie and a weeping yeast infection. Yeah, I'd fuck her though...most likely with something from the Hilti range. I think that commie cunt Kamala Harris is probably a bit dirty. I'd definitely bruise her fucking kidneys, before electrocuting her. Keith Relf was a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 14 minutes ago, Rev said: Hmm. A ginger...and therefore not what one could accurately describe as odourless. I imagine her bouquet to be something approaching between a putrescent Aldi Brie and a weeping yeast infection. Yeah, I'd fuck her though...most likely with something from the Hilti range. I think that commie cunt Kamala Harris is probably a bit dirty. I'd definitely bruise her fucking kidneys, before electrocuting her. Keith Relf was a cunt. Whilst selecting power tools to spice up your ladyfriends' experience, have you ever considered one of those vibrating probes for getting air bubbles out of concrete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 To be fair EC, once it has set and the focus of my attention has been submerged in a lonely stretch of the Clyde, bubbles in the concrete would be the least of my concerns. I'd have garroted the cunt to the point of asphyxiation in any case, so that I could bathe in their last seconds of panic when their lungs emptied for the last time. I'm not an unreasonable man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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