Dyslexic cnut Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 11 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I will tell you what I am thinking, DC. I think that being part of an entourage to any diva isn't a good look, much less two of them. Best not to ‘think’, Gronzo, you’re bound to hurt yourself. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: @KingRollo, @Gronda Gronda. I'd be more entertained in a morgue. That’s a rather strange thing to write, Wolfie… are dead bodies a source of entertainment for you? Strange, really, when both of you – each very aware of the modus operandi and character of the Corner before joining some years ago – are obviously easily offended. Don’t be silly. Laddy bants with a pair of 50+ teenagers isn’t offensive. How do you expect to shake your minnow status… And… cue! Sadly, due to other committments today, I don't have time to stand and trade blows. Phew! I thought you were trying to express your anger in this rather long diatribe. Relieved to hear you have better things to be doing… guess someone wrote this on your behalf? But there will be plenty of time. You have been warned. Decs will be flattered by your imitation Wolfie. 9/10 for effort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: @KingRollo, @Gronda Gronda. Good God. It's as though Blackadder and Baldrick have suddenly been handed a new 'justice' script by the BBC, pumping out utterly humourless drivel not worthy of any degree of wit, irony or charm. While I take into consideration you're both part-timers clearly bereft of any natural funniness or satire (despite collectivey sharing six years on the site), neither of you has managed to say anything funny, offensive or intelligent in your repertoire above. I'd be more entertained in a morgue. Strange, really, when both of you – each very aware of the modus operandi and character of the Corner before joining some years ago – are obviously easily offended by the slightest comment which doesn't fit within your rather limited boundaries of casual sexism, racism and mockery. And, certainly not least, to @Dead Penelope. Your sneaky comment is (among others) a prime reason as to why you're so incredibly disliked here: you stick your nose into other people's engagements with no apparent reason, attacking in situations which don't concern you, and then go crying to the mods when there's a backlash. Learn to keep your big cock zipped up. You utterly bankrupt pair of cunts. Honestly, how do you expect to shake your minnow status with shite like the above? Perhaps we ought to rename this thread 'Cunts Who Are Consistently Boring'. Sadly, due to other committments today, I don't have time to stand and trade blows. But there will be plenty of time. You have been warned. PS. If Iain Duncan Smith did good impressions, GG, he'd be reeling you off rather beautifully at 1:50 in the clip below. You mind-numbingly boring, monochrome fucking Clarks-wearing cunt: Rattled........ Actually, very rattled. It sounds as though you've changed the product you clean your windows with and you've ingested too much. You window licking spaz. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 People who come late are assholes. A guy I once knew with the worlds worst small man's complex ( he was 5'3") would always come later to be the center of attention when he walked in and then would try to be the center of attention all night long . A 300+ pound bipolar woman would always be late then try to take over everything underway /dominate the conversation with talk about her family . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 9 minutes ago, pegleg said: People who come late are assholes. A guy I once knew with the worlds worst small man's complex ( he was 5'3") would always come later to be the center of attention when he walked in and then would try to be the center of attention all night long . A 300+ pound bipolar woman would always be late then try to take over everything underway /dominate the conversation with talk about her family . You stupid fucking Yankee Doodle dandy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: @KingRollo, @Gronda Gronda. Good God. It's as though Blackadder and Baldrick have suddenly been handed a new 'justice' script by the BBC, pumping out utterly humourless drivel not worthy of any degree of wit, irony or charm. While I take into consideration you're both part-timers clearly bereft of any natural funniness or satire (despite collectivey sharing six years on the site), neither of you has managed to say anything funny, offensive or intelligent in your repertoire above. I'd be more entertained in a morgue. Strange, really, when both of you – each very aware of the modus operandi and character of the Corner before joining some years ago – are obviously easily offended by the slightest comment which doesn't fit within your rather limited boundaries of casual sexism, racism and mockery. And, certainly not least, to @Dead Penelope. Your sneaky comment is (among others) a prime reason as to why you're so incredibly disliked here: you stick your nose into other people's engagements with no apparent reason, attacking in situations which don't concern you, and then go crying to the mods when there's a backlash. Learn to keep your big cock zipped up. You utterly bankrupt pair of cunts. Honestly, how do you expect to shake your minnow status with shite like the above? Perhaps we ought to rename this thread 'Cunts Who Are Consistently Boring'. Sadly, due to other committments today, I don't have time to stand and trade blows. But there will be plenty of time. You have been warned. PS. If Iain Duncan Smith did good impressions, GG, he'd be reeling you off rather beautifully at 1:50 in the clip below. You mind-numbingly boring, monochrome fucking Clarks-wearing cunt: Are you angry with Minnows nibbling at your toes Wolfie or, is there a deeper down problem? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: @Dead Penelope. Your sneaky comment is (among others) a prime reason as to why you're so incredibly disliked here: you stick your nose into other people's engagements We should be thankful it’s not his other appendage he’s poking around. That would be an altogether huger problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: We should be thankful it’s not his other appendage he’s poking around. That would be an altogether huger problem. How are you doing Billy .. any plans to lose your virginity in the new year, you must be knocking 60 now you can't you can't do the Forrest Gump act forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: How are you doing Billy .. any plans to lose your virginity in the new year, you must be knocking 60 now you can't you can't do the Forrest Gump act forever. My virginity isn’t really in question here Geezer, as my offspring pretty much prove (not to mention previously employing between 35 and 45 girls on a daily rota basis). Perhaps, as you’ve previously admitted to being a barren, childless old freak, you’d like to enlighten us all on the historical and even the current status of your lower bits? (whichever of your two genders you prefer, or both). Actually don’t bother as the answer isn’t going to surprise me at all. Unemployed and no offers either past or present. Fuck off and don’t forget to take your hormone blockers before you go to bed on your own tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 5 hours ago, KingRollo said: 9/10 for effort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Rattled........ Actually, very rattled. It sounds as though you've changed the product you clean your windows with and you've ingested too much. You window licking spaz. You’ve finally found your level, you spectacularly unfunny imbecile. The post above is a classic example of what makes you so shit. Had you decided to omit “you window licking spaz” there would have been an element of humour through the implication of window licking. But no, you felt it necessary to explain it to us with some infantile insult. You’re a fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’ve finally found your level, you spectacularly unfunny imbecile. The post above is a classic example of what makes you so shit. Had you decided to omit “you window licking spaz” there would have been an element of humour through the implication of window licking. But no, you felt it necessary to explain it to us with some infantile insult. You’re a fucking idiot. I don't think you're in any position to critique another users post Ape. You've got to be the most un-original, boring and predictable wanker on here. Reported for breach of Rule #14, Being a boring cunt. ps. Happy new year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I don't think you're in any position to critique another users post Ape. You've got to be the most un-original, boring and predictable wanker on here. Reported for breach of Rule #14, Being a boring cunt. ps. Happy new year. Happy new year, you almost immeasurably unfunny cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Happy new year, you almost immeasurably unfunny cretin. I hope you and Drew are correctly masked up for this NYE mutual arse licking event. 😷😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I hope you and Drew are correctly masked up for this NYE mutual arse licking event. 😷😂 Of course we are, Billy tri-jab 😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Of course we are, Billy tri-jab 😄 💉💉💉😷😂 Happy new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Best not to ‘think’, Gronzo, you’re bound to hurt yourself. Fuck off. Frank's bunged the CPS a few drachmas in an attempt to overturn your not guilty verdict. Apparently there's an Irishman who's not only corroborating his claims, but is also in possession of new evidence originally missed in the first investigation. I'm sure that it's not what you'd like to hear at the beginning of a New Year, but the presiding judge seems to be fair and I'm willing to take the stand in your defence. Gutted that I was doing porridge during the first trial. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 7 hours ago, King Billy said: My virginity isn’t really in question here Geezer, as my offspring pretty much prove (not to mention previously employing between 35 and 45 girls on a daily rota basis). Perhaps, as you’ve previously admitted to being a barren, childless old freak, you’d like to enlighten us all on the historical and even the current status of your lower bits? (whichever of your two genders you prefer, or both). Actually don’t bother as the answer isn’t going to surprise me at all. Unemployed and no offers either past or present. Fuck off and don’t forget to take your hormone blockers before you go to bed on your own tonight. I may be happy to follow some suggestions. Just the other day I trampled on a HRT patch in the shower, and the cunt was really hard to peel off; leached onto my foot looking for a new home. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Best not to ‘think’, Gronzo, you’re bound to hurt yourself. Fuck off. You first ask me what I think about something, and then say that it's best if I don't think. Posting absent of thought seems to be your thing, DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’ve finally found your level, you spectacularly unfunny imbecile. The post above is a classic example of what makes you so shit. Had you decided to omit “you window licking spaz” there would have been an element of humour through the implication of window licking. But no, you felt it necessary to explain it to us with some infantile insult. You’re a fucking idiot. C'mpm Ape .. loosen up .. you have to admit that @Cunty BigBolloxis just a little bit funny. Happy new Year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: I may be happy to follow some suggestions. Just the other day I trampled on a HRT patch in the shower, and the cunt was really hard to peel off; leached onto my foot looking for a new home. Cunt. Has anything gone limp yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 20 hours ago, pegleg said: People who come late are assholes. A guy I once knew with the worlds worst small man's complex ( he was 5'3") would always come later to be the center of attention when he walked in and then would try to be the center of attention all night long . A 300+ pound bipolar woman would always be late then try to take over everything underway /dominate the conversation with talk about her family . Thanks for getting us back on topic with your own inimitable, thick as fucking shit style, Peg. What are your thoughts on unsolicited 'Happy New Year' messages? I woke up to several dozen on my phone this morning from a who's who list of idiots at work that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. Despite the fact I haven't spoken directly to half of them in almost two years, it hasn't seemed to have deterred their pathological need to spread insincere joy. Is it bad that I want them all dead? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 12 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Has anything gone limp yet? My brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 On 31/12/2021 at 20:09, Cunty BigBollox said: Reported for breach of Rule #14 What a gay fucking cunt you are, Drew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 8 hours ago, Decimus said: What a gay fucking cunt you are, Drew. Don't tell me you went and consulted the rules only to discover they only went up to 13? You can admit that to us here, we're all friends and it's new year, new start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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