Dave Umbongo Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wasn’t it ‘did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog?’ The actual wording of the joke is irrelevant if you've realised that it sort of implies that your missus shags a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 The dog doesn't talk...clearly a bonus...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 18 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Think of something nice to say about your wife. Well, she's not as mind numbingly fucking boring as you, which is something I suppose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Well, she's not as mind numbingly fucking boring as you, which is something I suppose. ......but you more than make up for it in your relationship, in a roundabout way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The actual wording of the joke is irrelevant if you've realised that it sort of implies that your missus shags a dog. Xmas dinner with @cunt was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 24/12/2021 at 21:20, Goober said: If some cunt has fixed a Rolex for £60 I want their contact details. £600ish for a service and new mainspring on mine this year. Cunts. You’ve misspelled Timex. Should’ve just typed ‘Mickey Mouse’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 26/12/2021 at 22:11, Gronda Gronda said: Think of something nice to say about your wife. You once said a similar thing to me in defence of Roops, in spite of her (thankfully) not being my wife. It's as though you're offended each time you visit this site, puckered eyebrows startled by the first mildly misogynistic comment you see, furthering my suspicions of you being an outdated and easily-riled old fart who, when not playing bowls for his vocal village, is probably better off seeking a less insulting and derogatory corner of the internet more fitting of such a sensitive nature. Honestly, you ridiculousoy boring 'Mary Whitehouse standards' cunt. I'll wager you've had a sneaky wank thinking about bowl's club secretary Mrs Harrington-Smith's frilly drawers, haven't you, you filthy old vicar-like corduroy & Clarks-wearing charlatan? Merry Christmas and fuck off, you ludicrously boring half-pint of ale wanker. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ok. Mine shags a charismatic sex-god. I think you mean pneumatic sex-dog don’t you DC? Your dyslexia playing up again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: You once said a similar thing to me in defence of Roops, in spite of her (thankfully) not being my wife. It's as though you're offended each time you visit this site, puckered eyebrows startled by the first mildly misogynistic comment you see, furthering my suspicions of you being an outdated and easily-riled old fart who, when not playing bowls for his vocal village, is probably better off seeking a less insulting and derogatory corner of the internet more fitting of such a sensitive nature. Honestly, you ridicolousoy boring 'Mary Whitehouse standards' cunt. I'll wager you've had a sneaky wank thinking about bowl's club secretary Mrs Harrington-Smith's frilly drawers, haven't you, you filthy old vicar-like corduroy & Clarks-wearing charlatan? Merry Christmas and fuck off, you ludicrously boring half-pint of ale wanker. A Wolf-killed-cunt if ever there was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 4 hours ago, King Billy said: I think you mean pneumatic sex-dog don’t you DC? Your dyslexia playing up again? It’s a daily struggle Bing Killy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s a daily struggle Bing Killy. I’m not absolutely certain DC but I think Roops has really fallen hook line and sinker for me. I hope Eddie doesn’t blame me for this totally predictable turn of events and do anything stupid, just like everything else he’s ever done. But I can only hope. He’s a mate after all and I value our friendship. Do you think if I just dry plunged her in the arse and then denied ever knowing her, it would be a bit less cuntish going forward into the new year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not absolutely certain DC but I think Roops has really fallen hook line and sinker for me. I hope Eddie doesn’t blame me for this totally predictable turn of events and do anything stupid, just like everything else he’s ever done. But I can only hope. He’s a mate after all and I value our friendship. Do you think if I just dry plunged her in the arse and then denied ever knowing her, it would be a bit less cuntish going forward into the new year? How do you rate your chance of touching the sides after Ed's BBC? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 38 minutes ago, Goober said: How do you rate your chance of touching the sides after Ed's BBC? Eddie happens to be a ‘highly valued’ friend of mine and stereotyping him like that is not only extremely offensive but totally inaccurate. One of those criticisms is false, the second one isn’t. And by ‘highly valued’ I mean that I turned down an offer of 500 Guineas for him at the last auction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 27/12/2021 at 17:43, Wolfie said: Merry Christmas and fuck off, you ludicrously boring half-pint of ale wanker. Did you have a lovely Christmas, Wolfie? I certainly hope so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 27/12/2021 at 17:43, Wolfie said: Merry Christmas and fuck off, you ludicrously boring half-pint of ale wanker. Wolfie, I tested positive for Covid earlier, so I'm in the pub drowning the cunt. I feel better already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 7 hours ago, KingRollo said: Did you have a lovely Christmas, Wolfie? I certainly hope so! Just when I was thinking this site could do with someone more unfunny, irritating and creepy, you suddenly appear. What a relief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just when I was thinking this site could do with someone more unfunny, irritating and creepy, you suddenly appear. What a relief. I’ll take that as a ‘no’. I am sorry for your disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I’ll take that as a ‘no’. I am sorry for your disappointment. Rollo, there are a few members on this site who refuse to ever break character. Punkape, Panzer, ProfB and yourself are the main offenders who immediately spring to mind. Whilst the former three have been doing it for half a decade, you're fast encroaching upon their monopoly of sinister fucking creepiness. There's something inherently wrong with an individual who insists on playing the role of an obscure 1980s childrens cartoon character on a website populated in the main by embittered, racist old men. Whilst I'm glad that your time here means that you're not trawling the CBeebies website instead, I really have to say that I wish you were fucking dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I’ll take that as a ‘no’. I am sorry for your disappointment. Fear not, @Gronda Gronda will be here soon to back you up. Still, in GG's company, even the most mundane can appear dynamic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Rollo, there are a few members on this site who refuse to ever break character. Punkape, Panzer, ProfB and yourself are the main offenders who immediately spring to mind. Whilst the former three have been doing it for half a decade, you're fast encroaching upon their monopoly of sinister fucking creepiness. There's something inherently wrong with an individual who insists on playing the role of an obscure 1980s childrens cartoon character on a website populated in the main by embittered, racist old men. Whilst I'm glad that your time here means that you're not trawling the CBeebies website instead, I really have to say that I wish you were fucking dead. Ah Decs, trotting out the usual comments about creepiness and death wishes. Sometimes predictability is such a comfort isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Fear not, @Gronda Gronda will be here soon to back you up. Still, in GG's company, even the most mundane can appear dynamic. Oh, ok, thanks for the tip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Ah Decs, trotting out the usual comments about creepiness If the shoe fits, Rollo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: If the shoe fits, Rollo. I know what a shoe is, Decs… the photo is a little superfluous though it looks as though you keep it tidy, so if you require recognition for your efficiency, very well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 28/12/2021 at 04:43, Wolfie said: You once said a similar thing to me in defence of Roops, in spite of her (thankfully) not being my wife. It's as though you're offended each time you visit this site, puckered eyebrows startled by the first mildly misogynistic comment you see, furthering my suspicions of you being an outdated and easily-riled old fart who, when not playing bowls for his vocal village, is probably better off seeking a less insulting and derogatory corner of the internet more fitting of such a sensitive nature. Honestly, you ridiculousoy boring 'Mary Whitehouse standards' cunt. I'll wager you've had a sneaky wank thinking about bowl's club secretary Mrs Harrington-Smith's frilly drawers, haven't you, you filthy old vicar-like corduroy & Clarks-wearing charlatan? Merry Christmas and fuck off, you ludicrously boring half-pint of ale wanker. Well well, the manchild returns. Decs shouts, you listen. He points to his groin and you assume the position lol You two Scrappy-Doos try so very hard, swinging and hitting air with my palms on your foreheads. Write even more lengthy asinine rehashed garbage to please your boss, but know that I am laughing at the pair of you. A belated Merry Christmas to you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I know what a shoe is, Decs… the photo is a little superfluous though it looks as though you keep it tidy, so if you require recognition for your efficiency, very well done! 13 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Well well, the manchild returns. Decs shouts, you listen. He points to his groin and you assume the position lol You two Scrappy-Doos try so very hard, swinging and hitting air with my palms on your foreheads. Write even more lengthy asinine rehashed garbage to please your boss, but know that I am laughing at the pair of you. A belated Merry Christmas to you too. Fucking hell, the two ghosts of christmas past return! Let's give a big Corner welcome to 'The Snooze Brothers!' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Keep them doggies rollin' Borehiiiiideeeee. 😴😴😴😴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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