Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 Littered all around Oxfordshire, these places optimize societal breakdown more than anywhere else on earth. Brogue wearing, black frame spectacle sporting, technicoloured cunts stalk the streets looking for outsiders to feed with lamb dripping, indoctrinting any and all with crystal healing, corduroy and exotic baby naming. Back-patting themselves for their supply of rejected foodstuffs donated to the mutants, whose homes they tried to block from being built within the boundaries of their cunt-bubble. Never trust a place full of people who ask what you do, before they ask for your name. Give me the dystopian hole that is London any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Give me the dystopian hole that is London any day of the week Well fuck off back there then, if you don't like it. The "Historic Market Town" where I live is a lot further from London than Oxford but the place is still infested with "downsizing" twats and tossers strutting about in brand-new tweeds acting like they own the place. It's like Eastenders in Tesco's some times. Luckily there are still a couple of pubs where they don't seem to feel welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 I see that the historic market town of Crewe has applied to become a city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 38 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: I see that the historic market town of Crewe has applied to become a city. They've got some nice Victorian drinking fountains on the platfoms there, with low level bowls for dogs. That and their engineering history make them suitable candidates. At least they're not Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 24, 2021 Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 14 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: I see that the historic market town of Crewe has applied to become a city. I heard that your fanny, given the vibrant tourism industry there, has also applied to become a city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 23/12/2021 at 09:59, Dead Penelope said: I see that the historic market town of Crewe has applied to become a city. Boring ‘big bamboo’ fucking hagster cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 24/12/2021 at 00:19, Parabolic Cunting said: I heard that your fanny, given the vibrant tourism industry there, has also applied to become a city. Like the eponymous child who goes down to the woods, if you ever looked in Pen's bloomers expecting to see a fanny, you'd be in for a big fucking surprise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Like the eponymous child who goes down to the woods, if you ever looked in Pen's bloomers expecting to see a fanny, you'd be in for a big fucking surprise. 🎶 If you go down to the woods today You’re in for a big surprise If you go down to the woods today You will not believe your eyes 👀 If fanny’s your thing you won’t see a thing But if you’re looking for cock you’re in for a shock Cos today’s the day Penelope gets her knob out 🎶 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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