Wolfie Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, cunt said: About as sexy as the women's underwear section of a Grattan catalogue, you sad fuckin' wanker. 🦙 I wouldn't expect you to find another human being attractive, R-soles. While I'll never understand, I am beginning to face up to the sad fact some get their kicks among the quietest aisles in Pets At Home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 My first love. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 40 minutes ago, Frank said: My first love. Literally. We all felt that way Frank. I met her in '74, at Central Sound Studios, Denmark Street. I was working for Freddie Packham, and Simaen Skolfied, who engineered this number. Nice girl, she made me, a lowly tape-op, coffee during a break in recording. It was awful, and I poured it into a pot plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: We all felt that way Frank. I met her in '74, at Central Sound Studios, Denmark Street. I was working for Freddie Packham, and Simaen Skolfied, who engineered this number. Nice girl, she made me, a lowly tape-op, coffee during a break in recording. It was awful, and I poured it into a pot plant. Withers I haven't directly responded to you in over two years. What do you want from me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Withers I haven't directly responded to you in over two years. What do you want from me? What’s going on at Marble Arch’ entrance to Hyde Park, Frank? There were carpet prayers on Sunday evening, at least thirty of the fuckers kneeling and rocking like a chain of kaftan clad metronomes. At least some cha-cha-cha prancers, by the band stand/ Mr Whippy at the bottom corner played some entertaining music, while shaking their posteriors rhythmically. I despair of London, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 There's not a full blooded male I know that didn't say out loud "Fuck Me!" when they first saw her walk out on that Fair ride in those skin tight black shiny leggings in Grease. I've lost count of the wanks I had as a teenager rewinding that bit. Time wasn't kind to her as in later years she had as much botox in her chops as spunk I lost in honouring her back in the day. "You're the cum that I want, Ooh Ooh Ooh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 44 minutes ago, Frank said: Withers I haven't directly responded to you in over two years. What do you want from me? Your slow, painful death would be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Neil said: There's not a full blooded male I know that didn't say out loud "Fuck Me!" when they first saw her walk out on that Fair ride in those skin tight black shiny leggings in Grease. I've lost count of the wanks I had as a teenager rewinding that bit. Time wasn't kind to her as in later years she had as much botox in her chops as spunk I lost in honouring her back in the day. "You're the cum that I want, Ooh Ooh Ooh" Quite the eulogy, Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Frank said: Withers I haven't directly responded to you in over two years. What do you want from me? A photo of your death certificate please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: There's not a full blooded male I know that didn't say out loud "Fuck Me!" when they first saw her walk out on that Fair ride in those skin tight black shiny leggings in Grease. I've lost count of the wanks I had as a teenager rewinding that bit. Time wasn't kind to her as in later years she had as much botox in her chops as spunk I lost in honouring her back in the day. "You're the cum that I want, Ooh Ooh Ooh" Neil, true story. I fingered her in the mid-70’s and she split the cuticle on my right middle finger that never ever grew straight after that. If I’m honest, she had a musty quim but she did get the ale in. Fairplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Neil, true story. I fingered her in the mid-70’s and she split the cuticle on my right middle finger that never ever grew straight after that. If I’m honest, she had a musty quim but she did get the ale in. Fairplay. Most fannies in their mid-70's are a bit musty I should imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Most fannies in their mid-70's are a bit musty I should imagine. I don’t know so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 Country Roads take me home again - that's the first time I heard this goddess sing. I was just 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 7 hours ago, Frank said: My first love. Literally. She was a lovely person, what did you like most about her Franky boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Never been a fan of The Rolling Stones but I love the 60's vibe of this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Never been a fan of The Rolling Stones but I love the 60's vibe of this Was it the perfume ad’ with Jennifer Lawrence that implanted that one in your head? The animated Miley Cyrus one is another ear worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Last Cunt Standing Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The Boy’s got pipes. The Jam version is a bit anaemic for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The Boy’s got pipes. The Jam version is a bit anaemic for me. I actually prefer the Jam version, it's that little bit more "aggressive", but they've both got their merits.. All Mod Cons, though, what a fucking album in its day! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: All Mod Cons, though, what a fucking album in its day! A mate of mine said he lost his virginity to Down in The Tube Station at Midnight. Apart from enduring endless shit about the song lasting four minutes and forty three seconds, he had to put up with being asked if he’d come on the Tube every single time we met up for beers. Poor bastard died way too early of a nasty cancer, but went out with a thunderous round of applause in the Crematorium, when his parents played his apparently favourite song as the service ended. I don’t really know why I told you that. Goodnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A mate of mine said he lost his virginity to Down in The Tube Station at Midnight. Apart from enduring endless shit about the song lasting four minutes and forty three seconds, he had to put up with being asked if he’d come on the Tube every single time we met up for beers. Poor bastard died way too early of a nasty cancer, but went out with a thunderous round of applause in the Crematorium, when his parents played his apparently favourite song as the service ended. I don’t really know why I told you that. Goodnight. My auld fella requested ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ for his final bbq song. My Jam obsessed mate had ‘Going Underground’ played when we torched him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My auld fella requested ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ for his final bbq song. My Jam obsessed mate had ‘Going Underground’ played when we torched him. I want ‘Tiptoe Through The Tulips, by Tiny Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I actually prefer the Jam version, it's that little bit more "aggressive", but they've both got their merits.. All Mod Cons, though, what a fucking album in its day! Indeed - a superb album - still listen to my original vinyl copy and always crank it up when I reach “In The Crowd”, which is fucking magnificent. I grew up round Woking and have always been a huge fan. I saw Mr Weller perform earlier in the year and he didn’t disappoint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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