Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Rather like George V, I can reliably predict Queen Liz will 'succumb' to the the effects of the lastest variant of the 0.3% mortality rated Covid magic virus, leading to an outpouring of fawny posh spackers urging any and all to get their 79th jab of the year and to vilify any of us stupid enough to read scientific papers and read history books. I've called Thames Valley Police ahead of time for my place at an attitude adjustment centre and offered design ideas for the badge I'll be wearing on my arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 I've called Thames Valley Police ahead of time for my place at an attitude adjustment centre and offered design ideas for the badge I'll be wearing on my arm. or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted December 18, 2021 Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 13:29, Parabolic Cunting said: Rather like George V, I can reliably predict Queen Liz will 'succumb' to the the effects of the lastest variant of the 0.3% mortality rated Covid magic virus, leading to an outpouring of fawny posh spackers urging any and all to get their 79th jab of the year and to vilify any of us stupid enough to read scientific papers and read history books. I've called Thames Valley Police ahead of time for my place at an attitude adjustment centre and offered design ideas for the badge I'll be wearing on my arm. Can't see it myself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 19, 2021 Report Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 13:29, Parabolic Cunting said: Rather like George V, I can reliably predict Queen Liz will 'succumb' to the the effects of the lastest variant of the 0.3% mortality rated Covid magic virus, leading to an outpouring of fawny posh spackers urging any and all to get their 79th jab of the year and to vilify any of us stupid enough to read scientific papers and read history books. I've called Thames Valley Police ahead of time for my place at an attitude adjustment centre and offered design ideas for the badge I'll be wearing on my arm. Congratulations on getting the 3rd worst nom. for responses ever posted on Cunts Corner, behind Roundabouts and anything posted by Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2021 Report Share Posted December 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Congratulations on getting the 3rd worst nom. for responses ever posted on Cunts Corner, behind Roundabouts and anything posted by Ape. Four pages, you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2021 Report Share Posted December 19, 2021 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Four pages, you stupid fucking cunt. Quality This one had it all; rambling gibberish from Quincy, unfunny rubbish from ding with only a passing concern for the actual subject and only from the 6 finger gang- you, Neil and a strangely sober sounding Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2021 Report Share Posted December 20, 2021 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: and a strangely sober sounding Drew Stranger still considering that 20 September 2016 was actually a Drewsday. I can only assume that he was being sanctioned by the DWP at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 @Decimus@Stubby Pecker@Cunty BigBollox@cuntas predicted, Queen McLizard has covid. Prepare for an outpouring of faux grief and the subsequent hell on earth we experience when Charlie makes bum-fun a legal requirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: @Decimus@Stubby Pecker@Cunty BigBollox@cuntas predicted, Queen McLizard has covid. Prepare for an outpouring of faux grief and the subsequent hell on earth we experience when Charlie makes bum-fun a legal requirement. Should Dear old Elizabeth pass on, the subsequent outpourings and TV coverage will make @Frank cousin Phil the Greeks death coverage seem like small local town news. As it appears Charles has given her Covid 19, could it be a sinister plan from him to take the throne? Years ago he would have started an uprising, but in these modern times Covid 19 is a cheaper and harder to prove method. Will you accept Camilla? Will you still swear allegiance to Charles? Should she pass, will they make vaccines mandatory? So many questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Do you think wing-nut gave it to her or do you think this is all bullshit and they've just invented a story to take the heat off of the family kiddie fiddler (allegedly). Money talks., and shuts people up as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Should Dear old Elizabeth pass on, the subsequent outpourings and TV coverage will make @Frank cousin Phil the Greeks death coverage seem like small local town news. As it appears Charles has given her Covid 19, could it be a sinister plan from him to take the throne? Years ago he would have started an uprising, but in these modern times Covid 19 is a cheaper and harder to prove method. Will you accept Camilla? Will you still swear allegiance to Charles? Should she pass, will they make vaccines mandatory? So many questions... I'll have to get some longer envelopes if they start thinking about putting that fucking horse-faced, Camillas mug on the stamps. They better be self-adhesive too because I'm not fucking licking them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Should Dear old Elizabeth pass on, the subsequent outpourings and TV coverage will make @Frank cousin Phil the Greeks death coverage seem like small local town news. As it appears Charles has given her Covid 19, could it be a sinister plan from him to take the throne? Years ago he would have started an uprising, but in these modern times Covid 19 is a cheaper and harder to prove method. Will you accept Camilla? Will you still swear allegiance to Charles? Should she pass, will they make vaccines mandatory? So many questions... I have a funny feeling that the Queen has been determined to live and reign for as long as possible to keep Charles from the throne. I think she thinks he is fucking nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 44 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I have a funny feeling that the Queen has been determined to live and reign for as long as possible to keep Charles from the throne. I think she thinks he is fucking nuts. Poor old Elizabeth...one of her sons is a vile, sinister fat cunt, another is a big earred organic farmer adulterer and the other is some fucking bender type weakling. She must be trying to outlive the lot of them, only for the Crown to go to William...another weakling cunt. God save our gracious Queen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 9 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: @Decimus@Stubby Pecker@Cunty BigBollox@cuntas predicted, Queen McLizard has covid. Prepare for an outpouring of faux grief and the subsequent hell on earth we experience when Charlie makes bum-fun a legal requirement. She'll have a runny nose and a bit of a headache, but you bet The Scum newspaper will have a 4 page pull out of how the Queen blows her nose and colour pictures of her monogrammed snot rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Poor old Elizabeth...one of her sons is a vile, sinister fat cunt, another is a big earred organic farmer adulterer and the other is some fucking bender type weakling. She must be trying to outlive the lot of them, only for the Crown to go to William...another weakling cunt. God save our gracious Queen... They should have skipped over the lot of them and given the crown to Lady Helen 'Melons' Windsor. the only decent looking member of the family. I'd rather have her staring up at me from a ten pound note than any of the other jug-eared imbeciles or horse-faced Henrietta's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Your predictive topic about the predictive death of a near 100 person is predictive ,I will ask @Mrs Roops to confirm this on wiki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They should have skipped over the lot of them and given the crown to Lady Helen 'Melons' Windsor. the only decent looking member of the family. I'd rather have her staring up at me from a ten pound note than any of the other jug-eared imbeciles or horse-faced Henrietta's. The Windsors seemed to be well endowed in the lung region. The Queen's cousin Babs Windsor was fairly large in the jugs area. Sid "yak yak yak" James and ropey gangster and Kray's mate Ronnie Knight were always trying to get a hold of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Windsors seemed to be well endowed in the lung region. The Queen's cousin Babs Windsor was fairly large in the jugs area. Sid "yak yak yak" James and ropey gangster and Kray's mate Ronnie Knight were always trying to get a hold of them. The only decent bit of crumpet in the Carry On series was Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra. And some of the birds whose names no one can remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only decent bit of crumpet in the Carry On series was Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra. And some of the birds whose names no one can remember. The birds in the Carry-on films were the council slappers compared to Diana Rigg in The Avengers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only decent bit of crumpet in the Carry On series was Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra. And some of the birds whose names no one can remember. Valerie Leon. Phwooooaaarrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only decent bit of crumpet in the Carry On series was Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra. And some of the birds whose names no one can remember. And she batted for the opposition, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Poor old Elizabeth...one of her sons is a vile, sinister fat cunt, another is a big earred organic farmer adulterer and the other is some fucking bender type weakling. She must be trying to outlive the lot of them, only for the Crown to go to William...another weakling cunt. God save our gracious Queen... Apparently Andrew is her favourite, and she just stripped him of absolutely everything. Says a lot about her thoughts on the future reign of Dumbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The birds in the Carry-on films were the council slappers compared to Diana Rigg in The Avengers. I liked Barbara Eden from that era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked Barbara Eden from that era. Never heard of her, but it sounds as if she's got a lovely lady-garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Never heard of her, but it sounds as if she's got a lovely lady-garden. Her out of 'I Dream Of Jeannie' with Larry Hagman. She was much fitter than that wrinkly nosed cunt out of Bewitched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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