Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drew's gone off prematurely? Well, there's a surprise. I expect he’s expertly repairing the gas valve on his boiler. Hopefully the stupid cunt will blow himself to fucking pieces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Not quite – had you bothered to quickly check you'd have seen the next full UK moon is just five days away. I can forgive you for being drunk, but not blatantly fucking clueless. What the fuck are you doing out then. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I expect he’s expertly repairing the gas valve on his boiler. Hopefully the stupid cunt will blow himself to fucking pieces. Get with the times Ape, you retarded cunt. I'm repairing my own air source heat pumps now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I expect he’s expertly repairing the gas valve on his boiler. Hopefully the stupid cunt will blow himself to fucking pieces. You are not doing very well here are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: You seem to be commenting rather a lot recently, Drew. Have you completed all of your 'money-saving' boiler repairs this side of Christmas, freeing your time to hit the Frosty Jack's non-stop for the coming month? Wanker. He’s hit the booze hard since he got the boot from Pimlico Plumbers. Being triple vaxxed couldn’t even save him. Something to do with that row of terraced houses blowing up 5 minutes after he arrived to repair the boiler in the flat above Bargain Booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s hit the booze hard since he got the boot from Pimlico Plumbers. Being triple vaxxed couldn’t even save him. Something to do with that row of terraced houses blowing up 5 minutes after he arrived to repair the boiler in the flat above Bargain Booze. He told me he was Corgi registered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: He told me he was Corgi registered Sorry......a corgi rogerer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Get with the times Ape, you retarded cunt. I'm repairing my own air source heat pumps now. drew, you fucking mole rat, previously on the (very) odd occasion you’d make a post that might bring a twinge of a smile to the corner of Ol’ Bubba’s mouth; but, since my phenomenal return you’ve failed to make me even think about laughing. Furthermore, the only ‘thing’ that likes your posts is a pork sword-wielding blot on humanity’s copybook. Get funny, pronto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: He told me he was Corgi registered That might get him into Crufts, but it wouldn’t get him within half a mile of my Potterton combi. Screwdriver or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: That might get him into Crufts, but it wouldn’t get him within half a mile of my Potterton combi. Screwdriver or not. Didn't Rolf Harris use to advertise them? Potterton, not crufts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 On 13/12/2021 at 20:45, Stubby Pecker said: Would you like to clarify these comments panzy? My sixth finger is hovering over the report button and @Fatty Junioris frothing at the japs eye to sniff out another nonce Yeah, fucking Hairy fanny and those other self righteous cunts turning a blind eye to noncery, Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He told me he was Corgi registered You wanna suck my chubby???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Fatty Junior said: You wanna suck my chubby???? Only if I had a gob like yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Only if I had a gob like yours Kill the thick fat cunt Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 On 14/12/2021 at 14:05, Parabolic Cunting said: This is beautiful You need to treasure every moment of the rev, ParaCunt. He maybe an uncouth scots savage with a brain frozen from all that rain and darkness, but when it comes to straight-to-the-point cunting, he’s got few equals. He ghost writes for Mills & Boon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Only if I had a gob like yours Apparently @Fatty Junioris in big demand at his local cricket clubs- he can put a bat rubber on with his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Apparently @Fatty Junioris in big demand at his local cricket clubs- he can put a bat rubber on with his mouth Howzat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Howzat? He practiced on Eddie’s cock in the car wash days. Being a sooty, a 12 inch bat handle is a piece of piss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Just got back. Fuck sake. What a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Uncle Meatus said: Just got back. Fuck sake. What a mess. The facelift didn’t go as well as you’d hoped then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: The facelift didn’t go as well as you’d hoped then? Loverly bit of fish madam....worms means it's fresh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He practiced on Eddie’s cock in the car wash days. Being a sooty, a 12 inch bat handle is a piece of piss ChildeHarold is showing on Who’s online. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 42 minutes ago, King Billy said: ChildeHarold is showing on Who’s online. Eh? It should be welcomed back with open arms when you compare it to some of the mental spina-bifidas that have turned up here recently. Then kickfucked to death again, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: Just got back. Fuck sake. What a mess. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: Just got back. Fuck sake. What a mess. Well fuck right back off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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