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Assange is off for a faux trial in the U.S before receiving a 10,000 year sentence, and will subsequently become martyr as well as messiah for keyboard warriors and the anaemic. Can't wait to hear about his 'suicide'.

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3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I think we'll be hearing a lot more from this slippery bastard before he's finally fucked off. He's going to aste a lot more legal aid before the options run out.

Is he in general population? Hope the cunt is smothered by the hairy balls of his bunkmate Cyril.

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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Can't we just shoot the troublesome, expensive cunt in the face and feed him to the poor?

Apparently he's wasting away, so we'll have to ship his carcass to Amazonian pygmy villagers.

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3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

The septics have promised that he won't be allowed to kill himself so they'll wake him every 15mins to check that he's not gone the full Epstein. I don't think that they'll be unduly sensitive about how they do it.

They probably have it all worked out. Feed him into a 3D printer feet first and three Greta Thunbergs will come out the other end. 

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