Goober Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Sunak's approval rating has dipped dramatically for some reason. Could it be his millionaire/billionaire wifes tax status? Could it be him still allowing the energy companies to make crazy profits...whilst loaning us £200 to help out with energy costs? Or could it be he's a gurning little skinny cunt, with a head and ears too big for his body. I do wonder why my green energy only electricity tariff has gone up c.50% in price when it's not linked to global oil and gas prices... We're all getting royally fucked in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Sunak's approval rating has dipped dramatically for some reason. Could it be his millionaire/billionaire wifes tax status? Could it be him still allowing the energy companies to make crazy profits...whilst loaning us £200 to help out with energy costs? Or could it be he's a gurning little skinny cunt, with a head and ears too big for his body. With me, it's because he's right oily cunt who can't be trusted. Bit like Frank really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: With me, it's because he's right oily cunt who can't be trusted. Bit like Frank really. Agreed. I certainly wouldn't trust a man who believes that it is acceptable to leave toddlers and babies unattended whilst going out to key swap and eat tapas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Agreed. I certainly wouldn't trust a man who believes that it is acceptable to leave toddlers and babies unattended whilst going out to key swap and eat tapas. Don't get me started on them cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 17:52, Goober said: I do wonder why my green energy only electricity tariff has gone up c.50% in price Nowhere near enough imo. Wanking over wind generators and solar panels should be heavily punished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 14:34, Last Cunt Standing said: Fixed Penalty Notices then for the Walking Sack of Custard and his neighbour the Fekker from the Exchequer. I do hope they can afford to pay. All just “fluff” though. Nothing for you plebs to see or trouble yourselves with. Back to work. I see Zelensky has written off BoJo as a fucking idiot. The only thing the fat cunt asked him whilst visiting his city was ‘how on earth do you chaps get the garlic butter inside the chicken breast?’ Worra twat eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 33 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The only thing the fat cunt asked him whilst visiting his city was ‘how on earth do you chaps get the garlic butter inside the chicken breast?’ Worra twat eh? Probably the same way 'Call me Dave' got his cock inside that pig's mouth, and I'm not talking about Samantha. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I see Zelensky has written off BoJo as a fucking idiot. The only thing the fat cunt asked him whilst visiting his city was ‘how on earth do you chaps get the garlic butter inside the chicken breast?’ Worra twat eh? He probably told him that they feed the chickens garlic and then kill them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: they feed the chickens garlic and then kill them. Just like the Germans did to the Frogs in WW2. A large portion of bratwurst and then off to the village square blindfolded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Another day, another torrent of bullshit coming from the First Lord of the Treasury and his cabal of chancers. I can feel the Conclave assembling from here. White smoke is coming. Tick tock, motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Just to lower the tone, as it were , you just know it that the lying cunt sack of shit will at times have sat across the desk from the Coffey woman thinking "Yes .. I would " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 How many more news bulletins will have to start with: "Boris Johnson has defended his..." before he fucks off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: How many more news bulletins will have to start with: "Boris Johnson has defended his..." before he fucks off? He is, as of three minutes ago…dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 32 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He is, as of three minutes ago…dead. He was being loyal to his drinking pal. I once chris pinchered my own bum after I'd drunk - quite a lot. Love ProfB xxx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He is, as of three minutes ago…dead. Ann Widdecombe for PM! Get your money on Doris Karloff now. Ive had a tip from one of my reliable sources. Happy days are here again. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 18 hours ago, ProfB said: He was being loyal to his drinking pal. I once chris pinchered my own bum after I'd drunk - quite a lot. Love ProfB xxx Full of morries woman's vodka prof baby? UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Full of morries woman's vodka prof baby? UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY YES. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 We dont have morries over here but if we did I'd definitely buy a bottle of woman's vodka just to see what it tastes like UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 Boris is on his way out, what a rock star politician. He should call a general election... That'll get the rebellious cunts back in line. Tories are cunts, Labour dont know their gender, or if they're transbender and the Lib Dems are all geography teacher types. Defeat them Boris, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 34 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: We dont have morries over here but if we did I'd definitely buy a bottle of woman's vodka just to see what it tastes like UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY I think you'd like it, because you have very good taste! Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 35 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: We dont have morries over here but if we did I'd definitely buy a bottle of woman's vodka just to see what it tastes like UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Panzer, what do you make of all this Boris bollocks then? Are you hoping Keir gets in and we (UK) rejoin the EU Mafia? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Boris is on his way out, what a rock star politician. He should call a general election... That'll get the rebellious cunts back in line. Tories are cunts, Labour dont know their gender, or if they're transbender and the Lib Dems are all geography teacher types. Defeat them Boris, lol. He's not on his way out, Boris is fighting them on the beaches. Teflon Boris! Anyone could do the Radish's job & give money away to tosser not to go to work, now he's used the fact the Pincher pinched some bloke (or blokes) arse to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Panzer, what do you make of all this Boris bollocks then? Are you hoping Keir gets in and we (UK) rejoin the EU Mafia? Panzer what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 27 minutes ago, ProfB said: He's not on his way out, Boris is fighting them on the beaches. Teflon Boris! Anyone could do the Radish's job & give money away to tosser not to go to work, now he's used the fact the Pincher pinched some bloke (or blokes) arse to get out. What about the new wallpaper Carrie kindly bought on our behalf for Number 10? £840 a roll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What about the new wallpaper Carrie kindly bought on our behalf for Number 10? £840 a roll... She wants her arse kicking. 🦵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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