Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 I could smell filth from my kitchen emanating from the neighbours house, so I thought I'd check to see if he'd finally done us all a favour and killed himself. Sadly, I discover this adult male has adopted rabbits and guinea pigs. He presented them to me, introducing these micro-cunts by name and failed to notice my disgust. Unless you are a child or own a farm, it is not acceptable to own lizards, rats, snakes, spiders, pygmy goats or any other small cunt creature. Get a dog or a cat you new-fangled techni-coloured cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I could smell filth from my kitchen emanating from the neighbours house, so I thought I'd check to see if he'd finally done us all a favour and killed himself. Sadly, I discover this adult male has adopted rabbits and guinea pigs. He presented them to me, introducing these micro-cunts by name and failed to notice my disgust. Unless you are a child or own a farm, it is not acceptable to own lizards, rats, snakes, spiders, pygmy goats or any other small cunt creature. Get a dog or a cat you new-fangled techni-coloured cunt. Goats are alright. They mow the lawn and you don't have to put petrol in them. And they need protecting from the unwelcome advances of Muslims. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Tell the cunt you're going on a strictly Peruvian diet and ask him if he's got any he's doesn't want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 ...and FFS give your kitchen a clean if you can smell that over the menagerie you've got living next door. You filthy fucking cunt, you can't expect the council to come round and clean their house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Goats are alright. They mow the lawn and you don't have to put petrol in them. And they need protecting from the unwelcome advances of Muslims. The muzzies are welcome to goats, along with the chasm-vaginal girls of Newcastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Tell the cunt you're going on a strictly Peruvian diet and ask him if he's got any he's doesn't want. You stole my thought, CBB. Fajita seasoning will improve the recipe and mask residual waft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: You stole my thought, CBB. Fajita seasoning will improve the recipe and mask residual waft. Evening, WC. I don't think I've ever spoken to you before, but I'm going to tell you this shit anyway, because if I've had to listen to this bollocks, so should you. My fucking missus has been talking non-fucking stop for the last 20 minutes straight without taking a breath. That's not hyperbole,she literally hasn't fucking stopped. Everytime I think she's done she starts walking out of the room but then shoving her stupid fucking cunt face back around the corner and continuing her diatribe of absolutely boring shite. All I said was "how was work?" and I've ended up dealing with this bollocks. She's repeated the phrase "I've totally had enough" 12 times so far. I'll tell you this WC, mate. I've totally fucking had enough as well. If this cunt doesn't wrap it up within the next five minutes or so I'm going to fucking Trevor Jordache the garrulous fucking slut. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Evening, WC. I don't think I've ever spoken to you before, but I'm going to tell you this shit anyway, because if I've had to listen to this bollocks, so should you. My fucking missus has been talking non-fucking stop for the last 20 minutes straight without taking a breath. That's not hyperbole,she literally hasn't fucking stopped. Everytime I think she's done she starts walking out of the room but then shoving her stupid fucking cunt face back around the corner and continuing her diatribe of absolutely boring shite. All I said was "how was work?" and I've ended up dealing with this bollocks. She's repeated the phrase "I've totally had enough" 12 times so far. I'll tell you this WC, mate. Ivey totally fucking had enough as well. If this cunt doesn't wrap it up within the next five minutes or so I'm going to fucking Trevor Jordache the you garrulous fucking slut. @Neilwill give you some advice on patio work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 Guinea pigs, hamsters, white mice etc. are nature's way of teaching children about death. I saw some faux-rural yuppy type the other day with a fucking ferret on a lead. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Evening, WC. I don't think I've ever spoken to you before, but I'm going to tell you this shit anyway, because if I've had to listen to this bollocks, so should you. My fucking missus has been talking non-fucking stop for the last 20 minutes straight without taking a breath. That's not hyperbole,she literally hasn't fucking stopped. Everytime I think she's done she starts walking out of the room but then shoving her stupid fucking cunt face back around the corner and continuing her diatribe of absolutely boring shite. All I said was "how was work?" and I've ended up dealing with this bollocks. She's repeated the phrase "I've totally had enough" 12 times so far. I'll tell you this WC, mate. I've totally fucking had enough as well. If this cunt doesn't wrap it up within the next five minutes or so I'm going to fucking Trevor Jordache the garrulous fucking slut. I've come to the conclusion that all women are essentially the same when it comes to this shit. I to I simply ask "how was work?" out of politeness only to be bombarded with reams of pointless fucking shite. It's simply a necessity for them to vent this timewasting tripe or their pretty little heads will explode. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 18 hours ago, Decimus said: Evening, WC. I don't think I've ever spoken to you before, but I'm going to tell you this shit anyway, because if I've had to listen to this bollocks, so should you. My fucking missus has been talking non-fucking stop for the last 20 minutes straight without taking a breath. That's not hyperbole,she literally hasn't fucking stopped. Everytime I think she's done she starts walking out of the room but then shoving her stupid fucking cunt face back around the corner and continuing her diatribe of absolutely boring shite. All I said was "how was work?" and I've ended up dealing with this bollocks. She's repeated the phrase "I've totally had enough" 12 times so far. I'll tell you this WC, mate. I've totally fucking had enough as well. If this cunt doesn't wrap it up within the next five minutes or so I'm going to fucking Trevor Jordache the garrulous fucking slut. And yet, the poor woman has to put up with your obsessive scat rants, and doesn't say a word. She must be an angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've come to the conclusion that all women are essentially the same when it comes to this shit. I to I simply ask "how was work?" out of politeness only to be bombarded with reams of pointless fucking shite. It's simply a necessity for them to vent this timewasting tripe or their pretty little heads will explode. Do what I do you pair of thick cunts, don't have a wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 43 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Do what I do you pair of thick cunts, don't have a wife! Husband? It's the 2020s. Good luck to you both. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Do what I do you pair of thick cunts, don't have a wife! When your civil partner Anton reads this you’re on the fucking sofa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When your civil partner Anton reads this you’re on the fucking sofa Haha. Was asking for that. Why did you choose the name Anton, just out of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Haha. Was asking for that. Why did you choose the name Anton, just out of interest? It’s the same name as the black man who wakes up in Franks bed every morning, arsehole resembling a washed up jellyfish beaten with a sledgehammer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 01/12/2021 at 23:29, Parabolic Cunting said: I could smell filth from my kitchen emanating from the neighbours house, so I thought I'd check to see if he'd finally done us all a favour and killed himself. Sadly, I discover this adult male has adopted rabbits and guinea pigs. He presented them to me, introducing these micro-cunts by name and failed to notice my disgust. Unless you are a child or own a farm, it is not acceptable to own lizards, rats, snakes, spiders, pygmy goats or any other small cunt creature. Get a dog or a cat you new-fangled techni-coloured cunt. Are your gerbils looking forward to your upcoming Christmas party? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Do what I do you pair of thick cunts, don't have a wife! You’ve spelled life wrong PC. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Are your gerbils looking forward to your upcoming Christmas party? They'll be warming my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Are your gerbils looking forward to your upcoming Christmas party? 17 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: They'll be warming my feet. Up your arsehole more like and borrowed off @Earl of Punkape Get shampooing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 On 02/12/2021 at 23:18, Decimus said: Evening, WC. I don't think I've ever spoken to you before, but I'm going to tell you this shit anyway, because if I've had to listen to this bollocks, so should you. My fucking missus has been talking non-fucking stop for the last 20 minutes straight without taking a breath. That's not hyperbole,she literally hasn't fucking stopped. Everytime I think she's done she starts walking out of the room but then shoving her stupid fucking cunt face back around the corner and continuing her diatribe of absolutely boring shite. All I said was "how was work?" and I've ended up dealing with this bollocks. She's repeated the phrase "I've totally had enough" 12 times so far. I'll tell you this WC, mate. I've totally fucking had enough as well. If this cunt doesn't wrap it up within the next five minutes or so I'm going to fucking Trevor Jordache the garrulous fucking slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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